- :'(
|
Crying
|
- :(
|
Unhappy, sad
|
- :)
|
Happy
|
- :*
|
Kiss
|
- :-(
|
Sad
|
- :-)
|
Smile
|
- :-*
|
Kiss
|
- :/
|
Sarcasm
|
- :3
|
Cute/goofy face
|
- :9
|
Yum, licking
|
- :?
|
Confused
|
- :@
|
Angry
|
- :B
|
Buck teeth
|
- :C
|
Very Sad
|
- :D
|
Happy
|
- :K
|
Vampire teeth
Snake's tongue
|
- :L
|
Laughing
|
- :O
|
Surprised
|
- :O)
|
Clown nose smiley face
|
- :P
|
Sticking tongue out
|
- :S
|
Confused
|
- :X
|
Zipped lips
|
- :|
|
Disgust, disapproval, not funny
|
- ;(
|
Crying
|
- ;)
|
Wink
|
- ;-)
|
Wink
|
- ;D
|
Wink
|
- ;O
|
Joking
|
- ;P
|
Winking and sticking tongue out
|
- =.=
|
Tired
|
- =D
|
:D
|
- =I
|
Indifference
|
- =P
|
Sticking tongue out
|
- =X
|
No Comment
|
- =[
|
Sad
|
- =]
|
Happy
|
- ?
|
What?
|
- @
|
At
|
- @_@
|
Hypnotized, dazed
|
- A&F
|
Always And Forever
Abercrombie & Fitch
|
- A3
|
Anywhere, Any time, Any place
|
- A7A
|
Frusration, anger (Arabic)
|
- A7X
|
Avenged Sevenfold (band)
|
- AA
|
Alcoholics Anonymous
African-American
Automobile Association
|
- AAB
|
Average At Best
|
- AAF
|
Always and Forever
|
- AAK
|
Alive And Kicking
|
- AAMOF
|
As A Matter Of Fact
|
- AAR
|
At Any Rate
|
- AAWY
|
And Also With You
|
- AAYF
|
As Always, Your Friend
|
- ABC
|
American Born Chinese
|
- ABDC
|
America's Best Dance Crew (TV show)
|
- ABN
|
Asshole By Nature
|
- ABS
|
Absolutely
|
- ABT
|
About
|
- ABT2
|
About To
|
- AC
|
Air Conditioning
Alternating Current
|
- AC/DC
|
Rock Band
|
- ACAB
|
All Cops Are B*****ds
|
- ACK
|
Disgust, frustration
Acknowledgement
|
- ACORN
|
Small penis
|
- ACP
|
Automatic Colt Pistol
|
- AD
|
Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)
|
- ADD
|
Attention Deficit Disorder
|
- ADGTH
|
All Dogs Go To Heaven
|
- ADIDAS
|
German sportswear company
All Day I Dream About Sex
|
- ADM
|
Aye Dios Mio! (Spanish for Oh My God!)
|
- ADN
|
Any Day Now
|
- ADSL
|
Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
|
- AE
|
American Eagle (clothing)
|
- AEAE
|
And Ever And Ever
|
- AEAP
|
As Early As Possible
|
- AF
|
Aunt Flo (Menstruation)
|
- AFAIAC
|
As Far As I Am Concerned
|
- AFAIC
|
As Far As I'm Concerned
|
- AFAICS
|
As Far As I Can See
|
- AFAICT
|
As Far As I Can Tell
|
- AFAIK
|
As Far As I Know
|
- AFAIR
|
As Far As I Remember
|
- AFAP
|
As Far As Possible
|
- AFC
|
Away From Computer
|
- AFF
|
Affirmative
|
- AFFA
|
Angels Forever, Forever Angels
|
- AFGO
|
Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
|
- AFI
|
A Fire Inside (Band)
|
- AFK
|
Away From Keyboard
|
- AFN
|
that's All For Now
|
- AFS
|
Always, Forever and Seriously
|
- AFT
|
About F***ing Time
|
- AG
|
Aggressive
|
- AGH
|
Ain't Gonna Happen
|
- AGM
|
Annual General Meeting
|
- AGP
|
Accelerated Graphics Port
|
- AGT
|
America's Got Talent (TV show)
|
- AH
|
A$$hole
|
- AHA
|
Expression of discovery or realization
|
- AHEM
|
Throat clearing sound
|
- AI
|
As If
|
- AIB
|
am i boverd?
|
- AIDS
|
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
|
- AIGF
|
All In Good Fun
|
- AIGHT
|
All right
|
- AII
|
Alright
|
- AIIC
|
As If I Care
|
- AIIT
|
Alright
|
- AIKRN
|
All I know right now
|
- AIM
|
AOL Instant Messanger
|
- AINT
|
Am not/are not/is not
|
- AIR
|
Blanked, ignored
|
- AISB
|
As I Said before
|
- AISI
|
As I See it
|
- AIT
|
Alright
|
- AITE
|
Alright
|
- AITR
|
Adult In The Room
|
- AIUI
|
As I Understand it
|
- AIYA
|
Cantonese expression of exasperation
|
- AK
|
AK-47 Assault Rifle
Alaska
|
- AK47
|
Assault rifle
|
- AKA
|
Also Known As
|
- AKI
|
Autumn, fall
|
- ALA
|
In the style of (French)
|
- ALI
|
Best Friend
|
- ALIE
|
Init
|
- ALIHAL
|
At Least I Have A Life
|
- ALOL
|
Actually Laughing Out Loud
|
- ALOTBSOL
|
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
|
- AM
|
Ante Meridian (before midday)
Amplitude Modulation (radio signal)
|
- AMA
|
Ask Me Anything
Against Medical Advice
|
- AMC
|
American Motors Corportation
|
- AMF
|
Adios, Mother F***er
|
- AMG
|
Ah My God
|
- AMIRITE
|
Am I Right?
|
- AML
|
All My Love
|
- AMOG
|
Alpha Male Of Group
|
- AMP
|
Amplifier
Ampere
|
- AMTRAK
|
American passenger railroad corporation
|
- AMV
|
Anime Music Video
|
- AMZ
|
Amazing
|
- ANFAWFOS
|
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
|
- ANFSCD
|
And Now For Something Completely Different
|
- ANIME
|
Japanese style animation
|
- ANON
|
Unknown person
|
- ANR
|
Adult Nursing Relationship
|
- ANTM
|
America's Next Top Model
|
- ANY1
|
anyone
|
- ANYWHO
|
Anyhow
|
- AOB
|
Any Other Business
|
- AOE
|
Area Of Effect
|
- AOK
|
Age of Kings (game)
All OK
|
- AOL
|
American Online
|
- AOM
|
Age of Mythology (game)
|
- AON
|
All Or Nothing
As Of Now
|
- AOT
|
As Opposed To
Among Other Things
|
- AOTA
|
All Of The Above
|
- AP
|
Associated Press
|
- APB
|
All Points Bulletin
|
- APE
|
Mad, crazy
|
- API
|
Application Programming Interface
|
- APJ
|
apple bottom jeans
|
- APOS
|
Annoying Piece Of S**t
|
- APP
|
Application (computer program)
|
- APPS
|
Applications (software)
|
- APR
|
Annual Percentage Rate
|
- APU
|
As Per Usual
|
- AQ
|
Adventure Quest (game)
|
- AR
|
Assult Rifle
|
- ARD
|
Alright
|
- AREA 51
|
Top secret military base in Nevada
|
- ARG
|
Alternate Reality Gaming
|
- ARIGATO
|
Thank You (Japanese)
|
- ARK
|
Act of Random Kindness
|
- ARPA
|
Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)
|
- ARPANET
|
Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)
|
- ASA
|
and so on
|
- ASAIC
|
As Soon As I Can
|
- ASAP
|
As Soon as Possible
|
- ASAS
|
As soon as sensible
|
- ASBO
|
Anti Social Behaviour Order
|
- ASCII
|
American Standard Code for Information Interchange
|
- ASD
|
Sequence of letters on many keyboards
|
- ASDFGHJKL;
|
I'm bored
|
- ASL
|
Age, Sex, Location
|
- ASLP
|
Age, Sex, Location, Picture?
|
- ASO
|
And So On
|
- ASP
|
At Some Point
|
- ASS
|
Bottom
Fool, idiot
|
- ASSHAT
|
One with their head up their @$$
|
- ATA
|
Ait To Air
Actual Time of Arrival
|
- ATB
|
all the best
|
- ATD
|
Attention to Detail
|
- ATF
|
All Time Favorite
|
- ATK
|
Attack
|
- ATM
|
At The Moment
Automated Teller Machine (cash machine)
|
- ATN
|
Any Time Now
|
- ATST
|
At The Same Time
|
- ATT
|
At This Time
All The Time
|
- ATTN
|
Attention
|
- ATV
|
All Terrain Vehicle
|
- ATWA
|
Air, Trees, Water, Animals
All The Way Alive
|
- ATYS
|
Anything You Say
|
- AU
|
Alternate Universe
Gold
|
- AUNT
|
C***
|
- AUO
|
I don't know
|
- AV
|
Anti-Virus
Audio/Video
Adult Video
|
- AVA
|
Angels and Airwaves (Band)
|
- AW
|
Attention Whore
Anyway
|
- AWA
|
As Well As
|
- AWESOME
|
Amazing, wonderful, cool
|
- AWHFY
|
Are We Having Fun Yet
|
- AWNP
|
All Work, No Play
|
- AWOL
|
Absent Without Leave
|
- AWP
|
Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle
|
- AWSM
|
Awesome
|
- AWW
|
Any Which Way
|
- AYB
|
All your base
|
- AYBABTU
|
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
|
- AYBRB2U
|
All your base are belong to us
|
- AYE
|
Yes
|
- AYFKM
|
Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
|
- AYFR
|
are you for real
|
- AYKM
|
are you kidding me
|
- AYL
|
Are You Listening?
|
- AYO
|
Hey, You
|
- AYOR
|
At Your Own Risk
|
- AYS
|
Are You Serious?
|
- AYSOS
|
Are You Stupid Or Something?
|
- AYT
|
Are You There?
|
- AYW
|
As You Wish
|
- AZN
|
Asian
|
- B
|
Bro
Be
|
- B&
|
Banned
Band
|
- B&M
|
Bricks and Mortar
|
- B/C
|
Because
|
- B2B
|
Back To Back
|
- B2W
|
Back To Work
|
- B4
|
Before
|
- B4MV
|
Bullet For My Valentine (Band)
|
- B4N
|
Bye For Now
|
- B4U
|
Before you
|
- B7
|
Banned (B7=B&=Band)
|
- BA
|
Bad A**
|
- BABYSITTING
|
Holding the weed too long
|
- BAC
|
Back At Computer
|
- BAD
|
Good
|
- BADONK
|
Large female bottom
|
- BAE
|
Baby
|
- BAG
|
Get
|
- BAH
|
Bored As Hell
|
- BAI
|
Bye
|
- BAIRN
|
Child, baby
|
- BAIT
|
Blatant, obvious
|
- BAK
|
Back At Keyboard
|
- BAKED
|
Stoned, Wasted
|
- BALLIN
|
Playing basketball
Living the good life
|
- BAM
|
Below Average Mentality
Exclamation of happiness
|
- BAMF
|
Bad A** Mother F***er
|
- BAMN
|
By Any Means Necessary
|
- BANDWIDTH
|
Amount of data through an interface over time
|
- BANG
|
Have sex
|
- BAP
|
Soft bread roll
Breast
Black American Princess
|
- BAREBACK
|
Unprotected Sex
|
- BATCH
|
Bitch
|
- BAU
|
Business As Usual
|
- BAY
|
Baby
|
- BB
|
Big Brother
Be Back
|
- BBAM
|
Be Back After Meal
|
- BBC
|
British Broadcasting Corporation
|
- BBE
|
Babe
|
- BBEG
|
Big Bad Evil Guy
|
- BBFN
|
Bye Bye For Now
|
- BBG
|
Best Be Going
|
- BBIAB
|
Be Back In A Bit
|
- BBIAF
|
Be Back In A Few
|
- BBIAM
|
Be Back In A Minute
|
- BBIAS
|
Be Back In A Sec
|
- BBL
|
Be Back Later
|
- BBM
|
Blackberry Messaging
|
- BBML
|
Be Back Much Later
|
- BBQ
|
Barbecue
Better Be Quick
|
- BBS
|
Be Back Soon
|
- BBT
|
Be Back Tomorrow
|
- BBW
|
Big Beautiful Woman
|
- BBWL
|
Be Back Way Later
|
- BBY
|
Baby
|
- BBZ
|
Babes
|
- BC
|
Before Christ
|
- BCC
|
Blind Carbon Copy
|
- BCE
|
Before Common Era (like BC)
|
- BCNU
|
Be Seeing You
|
- BCOS
|
Because
|
- BCP
|
Birth Control Pill
|
- BD
|
Big Deal
|
- BDSM
|
Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism
|
- BEAST
|
Person/thing that is good, awesome
|
- BEASTLY
|
Being good at something, cool
|
- BEAT
|
Have sex
|
- BEEZ
|
Beezy, slut
|
- BEF
|
Best Enemies Forever
Best Email Friend
|
- BEG
|
Big Evil Grin
|
- BELLEND
|
Head of the penis
|
- BELLIG
|
Belligerant (when drunk)
|
- BER
|
Beyond Economical Repair
|
- BESITOS
|
Little kisses (Spanish)
|
- BESOS
|
Kisses (Spanish)
|
- BEST
|
Best Regards
|
- BESTY
|
Best Friend
|
- BET
|
Black Entertainment Television
|
- BETA
|
Pre-release version
Better
|
- BETCH
|
Bitch
|
- BF
|
Boyfriend
|
- BF4L
|
best friends for life
|
- BFA
|
Best Friends Always
|
- BFC
|
Big F***ing Can (of 32 oz.Monster energy drink)
|
- BFD
|
Big F***ing Deal
|
- BFE
|
Bum Fuck Egypt, in the middle of nowhere
|
- BFF
|
Best Friends Forever
Big Fat Friend/Female
|
- BFF4L
|
Best Friend Forever For Life
|
- BFFAE
|
Best Friends Forever And Ever
Best Friends For All Eternity
|
- BFFE
|
Best Friends Forever
|
- BFFFL
|
Best Friend Forever For Life
Best F***ing Friends For Life
|
- BFFL
|
Best Friend For Life
|
- BFFLE
|
Best Friends For Like Ever
|
- BFFN
|
Best Friend For Now
|
- BFFWB
|
Best Friend Forever With Benefits
|
- BFG
|
Big Friendly Giant
Big F***ing Gun
|
- BFH
|
Bitch From Hell
|
- BFK
|
big fat kiss
|
- BFMV
|
Bullet For My Valentine (band)
|
- BFN
|
Bye For Now
|
- BFP
|
Bad For Pics
Big Fat Positive ie pregnant
|
- BFTP
|
Blast From The Past
|
- BFUT
|
Best Friends Until Tomorrow
|
- BG
|
Bad Game
Baby Gangster
|
- BGF
|
Best Girl/Guy Friend
|
- BGL
|
Big Game License, likes fat people
|
- BGM
|
Background Music
|
- BGT
|
Britain's Got Talent (TV show)
|
- BH
|
Be Happy
Bloody Hell
Big Head
|
- BHH
|
Bless His/Her Heart
|
- BHM
|
Big Handsome Man
|
- BHO
|
Barak Hussein Obama
|
- BI
|
Bisexual
Bad Influence
|
- BIA
|
Bitch
|
- BIACH
|
Bitch
|
- BIATCH
|
Bitch
|
- BICBW
|
But I Could Be Wrong
|
- BICH
|
Bitch
|
- BIF
|
Butt In Front
|
- BIFFL
|
Best Internet Friend For Life
|
- BIFFLE
|
BFFL
|
- BIG TIME
|
More than usual
|
- BIL
|
Brother In-Law
|
- BILF
|
Brother/Boss I'd Like to F***
|
- BIN
|
Buy It Now
|
- BING
|
But It's Not Google
|
- BIO
|
Biological (toilet) break
|
- BION
|
Believe It Or Not
|
- BISCUIT
|
Attractive person
Cookie
|
- BISOU
|
Kiss (French)
|
- BIWM
|
Bisexual White Male
|
- BJ
|
Blow Job
|
- BK
|
Burger King
|
- BKA
|
Better Known As
|
- BL
|
Bad Luck
Bottom Line
|
- BLAD
|
Brother/friend (from 'blood')
|
- BLAST
|
Damn
Good time
|
- BLAZE
|
Smoke Weed
|
- BLAZED
|
Stoned
|
- BLG
|
Boys Like Girls (band)
|
- BLICK
|
A very black person
|
- BLING
|
Flashy Jewelry
|
- BLNT
|
Better Luck Next Time
|
- BLOG
|
Weblog, online diary
|
- BLOL
|
Big Laugh Out Loud
|
- BLOTTO
|
Drunk
|
- BLT
|
Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich
|
- BLTN
|
Better Late Than Never
|
- BLUD
|
Mate (from blood brother)
|
- BM
|
Bowel Movement
Black Man
BMW
|
- BM4L
|
Best Mates For Life
|
- BMA
|
Bite My A**
|
- BMB
|
Bebo Me Back
|
- BMF
|
Be My Friend
Bad Mother F***er
|
- BMFL
|
Best Mates For Life
|
- BMP
|
Image file format (bitmap)
|
- BMT
|
Before My Time
Basic Military Training
|
- BMTH
|
Bring Me The Horizon (Band)
|
- BMW
|
Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer)
|
- BNB
|
Bad News Bears
Bed 'N' Breakfast
Bread 'N' Butter
|
- BNI
|
Batteries Not Included
|
- BNIB
|
Brand New In Box
|
- BNWOT
|
Brand New Without Tags
|
- BNWT
|
Brand New With Tags
|
- BO
|
Body Odour
|
- BOB
|
Battery Operated Boyfriend (vibrator)
|
- BOBFOC
|
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
|
- BOED
|
Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG)
|
- BOF
|
Whatever
|
- BOFFIN
|
Technical expert
|
- BOFH
|
B*stard Operator From Hell
|
- BOG
|
Toilet
|
- BOGO
|
Buy One Get One
|
- BOGOF
|
Buy One Get One Free
|
- BOGSAT
|
Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking
|
- BOHICA
|
Bend Over Here It Comes Again
|
- BOI
|
Boy
|
- BOL
|
best of luck
|
- BOLO
|
Be On The Lookout
|
- BOLSHY
|
Bolshevik, communist
Argumentative
|
- BOLTOP
|
Better On Lips Than On Paper
|
- BOMB
|
Something really bad
Something really good
|
- BONKERS
|
Crazy
|
- BOO
|
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
|
- BOOK
|
Cool (predictive text )
|
- BOOMM
|
Bored Out Of My Mind
|
- BOON
|
Someone who has been a NOOB for ages
|
- BOOTY
|
Backside (usually female)
|
- BOOTY CALL
|
Call for sex
|
- BOS
|
Boyfriend Over Shoulder
|
- BOSH
|
Slut
|
- BOT
|
Back On Topic
|
- BOTS
|
Robots, automated processes
|
- BOTTS
|
Back On To The Subject
|
- BOUL
|
Bull
|
- BOUT
|
About
|
- BOXORZ
|
Boxers
|
- BR
|
Best Regards
|
- BRAH
|
Bro, friend
|
- BRB
|
Be Right Back
|
- BRD
|
Black Rock Depths (WoW)
|
- BRE
|
Sexy girl
|
- BREAD
|
Money
|
- BREDRINS
|
Close friends, brothers
|
- BREW
|
Beer
Tea
Brother
|
- BRGDS
|
Best Regards
|
- BRH
|
Be Right Here
|
- BRICKS
|
Drugs, dope
|
- BRITCHES
|
Pants, trousers
|
- BRO
|
Brother, buddy, friend
|
- BROAD
|
Woman
|
- BROMANCE
|
Non-sexual relationship between two men
|
- BRT
|
Be Right There
|
- BRUDDA
|
Brother
|
- BRUK
|
Broken
|
- BRUVA
|
Brother
|
- BS
|
Bull S**t
|
- BSC
|
Bachelor of Science (university degree)
|
- BSER
|
Back Stabber
|
- BSF
|
But Seriously Folks
|
- BSOD
|
Blue Screen Of Death (Windows)
|
- BSOF
|
Big Smile On Face
|
- BSOFN
|
Big Smile On Face Now
|
- BST
|
But Seriously Though
|
- BT
|
BitTorrent
British Telecom
|
- BTA
|
But Then Again....
|
- BTAIM
|
Be That As It May
|
- BTB
|
By The By
|
- BTDT
|
Been There Done That
|
- BTDTGTTSAWIO
|
Been There Done That Got The T-shirt And Wore It Out
|
- BTGOG
|
By The Grace Of God
|
- BTHOM
|
Beats The Hell Outta Me!
|
- BTL
|
Between The Lines
|
- BTM
|
Be There Moment
|
- BTR
|
Better
|
- BTSOOM
|
Beat the stufing out of me
|
- BTT
|
Bump To Top (forum posts)
|
- BTTT
|
Back To The Top
|
- BTU
|
British Thermal Unit
|
- BTW
|
By The Way
|
- BTWITIAILWU
|
By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You
|
- BTWITIAILWY
|
By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You
|
- BTY
|
Back To You
|
- BU2M
|
Been Up To Much?
|
- BUCK
|
Fight
Money
|
- BUD
|
Marijuana
|
- BUDDY
|
Friend
|
- BUFF
|
Good Looking
|
- BUG
|
Bother, annoy
|
- BUGLE
|
Cocaine
|
- BULL
|
Bull s**t
|
- BUM
|
A homeless person
Bottom, butt
|
- BUMP
|
Bring Up My Post
|
- BUN
|
Smoke marijuana
Ugly
|
- BURMA
|
Be Upstairs Ready My Angel
|
- BUSKING
|
Playing music in public for money
|
- BUSTED
|
Very Ugly
Caught
|
- BUTTERS
|
Ugly
|
- BUTTERZ
|
Ugly
|
- BV
|
Bad Vibe
|
- BW
|
Beautiful Woman
|
- BWL
|
Bursting With Laughter
|
- BWT
|
Misspelling of BTW
|
- BWTH
|
But What The Hell
|
- BYAM
|
Between You And Me
|
- BYOB
|
Bring your own beer
|
- BYT
|
Bright Young Thing
Before Your Time
|
- BYTM
|
Better You Than Me
|
- C
|
See
Computer language
Speed of light
|
- C&C
|
Command and Conquer (game)
|
- C&P
|
Copy & Paste
|
- C2C
|
Consumer to Consumer
Cam to Cam
|
- C4C
|
Comment for Comment
Cam for Cam
|
- C7AY
|
Gay
|
- CABRON
|
Bastard (Spanish for goat)
|
- CACHE
|
Store for temporary computer files
|
- CAKE
|
Kilo of cocaine
|
- CAN
|
Bathroom
Jail
Buttocks
|
- CANS
|
Boobs
Headphones
|
- CANTO
|
Cantonese
|
- CAT
|
Cool person
Computed Axial Tomography
|
- CAUSE
|
Because
|
- CBA
|
Cant Be Assed
|
- CBB
|
Can't Be Bothered
|
- CBBC
|
Children's BBC
|
- CBC
|
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
|
- CBF
|
Can't Be F***ed
|
- CBFA
|
Can't Be F***ing Arsed
|
- CBJ
|
Covered Blow Job (with condom)
|
- CBT
|
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy
|
- CC
|
Credit Card
Carbon Copy
Crowd Control
Country Code
|
- CCC
|
Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM).
|
- CCNA
|
Cisco Certified Network Associate
|
- CD
|
Compact Disc
Cross Dresser
|
- CDC
|
Cult of the Dead Cow
Crudely Drawn Cock
|
- CDMA
|
Code Division Multiple Access (voice/data transmission)
|
- CDN
|
Canadian
|
- CEEBS
|
CBA
|
- CELL
|
Cellphone
|
- CEO
|
Chief Executive Officer
|
- CEPT
|
Except
|
- CES
|
Consumer Electronics Show
|
- CF
|
Cluster F***
|
- CFC
|
Chlorofluorocarbon
|
- CFM
|
Come F*** Me
|
- CFNM
|
Clothed Female Naked Male
|
- CFO
|
Chief Financial Officer
|
- CFV
|
Call For Votes
|
- CG
|
Computer Graphics
|
- CHA
|
Yes
|
- CHAO
|
Goodbye (Spanish)
|
- CHARLIES
|
Boobs
Viet Cong
|
- CHAV
|
poorly educated, vulgar youth
|
- CHAW
|
Chewing tobacco
|
- CHEA
|
Yeah
|
- CHEERIO
|
Goodbye
|
- CHEERS
|
Thanks
Goodbye
|
- CHEESY
|
Corny, lame
|
- CHEEZ
|
Cheese
|
- CHICK
|
Girl
|
- CHILAXING
|
Chilling and relaxing
|
- CHOOB
|
High level player who acts like a noob
|
- CHOONG
|
Good looking, buff
|
- CHU
|
You
|
- CHUT
|
Vagina
|
- CIA
|
Central Intelligence Agency
|
- CIAO
|
Italian for Hi or Bye
|
- CIM
|
Cum in Mouth
|
- CINI
|
cinema
|
- CINT
|
C***
|
- CIO
|
Check It Out
|
- CIR
|
Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth)
|
- CL
|
Chain Letter
Craig's List
|
- CLB
|
Creepy Little Bastard
|
- CLOUD
|
The Internet (non-local storage, software etc)
|
- CLUBBING
|
Visiting nightclubs
|
- CLUBHEAD
|
Person who goes to clubs a lot
|
- CM
|
Call Me
|
- CMAR
|
Cry Me A River
|
- CMC
|
Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL)
|
- CMD
|
Command
|
- CMEO
|
Crying My Eyes Out
|
- CMI
|
Count Me In
|
- CMIIW
|
Correct Me If I'm wrong.
|
- CML
|
Call Me Later
|
- CMNT
|
Comment
|
- CMT
|
Comment
|
- CMU
|
Cracks Me Up
|
- CNN
|
Cable News Network
|
- CO
|
Commanding Officer
Corrections Officer
Company
Counter Offer
|
- COB
|
Close Of Business
|
- COCK
|
Penis
|
- COCKY
|
Thinking too highly of yourself
|
- COD
|
Cash On Delivery
Call Of Duty
|
- COD4
|
Call Of Duty 4 (Game)
|
- COED
|
Coeducational (men and women together)
|
- COKE
|
Cocaine
Coca Cola
|
- COL
|
Crying Out Loud
|
- COOL
|
Awesome, great
|
- COP
|
Officer of the law
Close of Play
|
- CORNY
|
Uncool, overused
|
- COS
|
Because
|
- COSPLAY
|
Costume Play
|
- COTCHING
|
Relaxing, chilling
|
- COUGAR
|
Older woman looking for a younger man
|
- COUGER
|
Older woman looking for a younger man
|
- COW
|
Offensive term for a woman
|
- COZ
|
because
|
- CP
|
Child Porn
|
- CPA
|
Certified Piece of A$$
|
- CPL
|
Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming)
|
- CPR
|
Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation
|
- CPU
|
Central Processing Unit
|
- CQTMS
|
Chuckle Quietly To Myself
|
- CR
|
Credit
Copyright
Carriage Return
|
- CRAIC
|
Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish)
|
- CRC
|
Cyclic Redundency Check
Chat Room Chuckle
|
- CRIB
|
House, residence
|
- CRICKETS
|
Said after a lame joke to break the silence
|
- CRIMBO
|
Christmas
|
- CRS
|
Can't Remember S**t
|
- CRUNK
|
Crazy and drunk
|
- CS
|
Counter-Strike
|
- CSI
|
Crime Scene Investigation (TV show)
|
- CSS
|
Counter Strike: Source
Cascading Style Sheet
|
- CTC
|
call the cell
|
- CTF
|
Capture The Flag
Claim To Fame
|
- CTFO
|
Chill The F*** Out
|
- CTFU
|
Cracking The F*** Up
Cheer The F*** Up
|
- CTN
|
Can't Talk Now
|
- CTRL
|
Control (key)
|
- CTRN
|
Cant Talk Right now
|
- CTS
|
Chuckles To Self
|
- CU
|
See You
|
- CUCKOO
|
Mad, bonkers, crazy
|
- CUIAB
|
See You In A Bit
|
- CUL
|
See You Later.
|
- CUL8ER
|
See You Later
|
- CUL8R
|
See You Later
|
- CUM
|
Semen
Orgasm
|
- CUOL
|
See You On Line
|
- CUPPA
|
Cup of (usually) tea
|
- CUS
|
Friend
|
- CUT
|
See You Tomorrow
See You There
|
- CUTE
|
Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way
|
- CUTIE
|
Cute, attractive person
|
- CUTY
|
Cutie
|
- CUZ
|
Because
|
- CUZZO
|
Friend
|
- CWOT
|
Complete Waste Of Time
|
- CWTCU
|
Can't Wait To See You
|
- CWYL
|
Chat With You Later.
|
- CYA
|
See Ya
|
- CYL
|
Catch You Later
|
- CYL8R
|
see ya later
|
- CYM
|
Check Your Mail
|
- CYO
|
See You Online
|
- CYT
|
See You Tomorrow
|
- CZ
|
Condition Zero (game)
|
- D&D
|
Dungeons and Dragons
|
- D/C
|
Disconnected
|
- D2M
|
Dead to Me
|
- D8
|
Date
|
- D:
|
Suprised, shocked
|
- DA
|
The
District Attorney
Dad
|
- DAMAGE
|
Cost of something
|
- DAMHIK
|
Don't Ask Me How I Know
|
- DAMHIKT
|
Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This
|
- DANG
|
Damn
|
- DANK
|
Very potent marijuana
Incredibly good, awesome
|
- DARL
|
Darling
|
- DASF
|
Drunk As F***
|
- DAT
|
That
|
- DATY
|
Dining At The Y, oral sex
|
- DAVID
|
Cool guy
|
- DAWG
|
Close Friend
|
- DB
|
Douche Bag
|
- DBNT
|
Don't Bother Next Time
|
- DC
|
Don't Care
|
- DD
|
Designated Driver
Big Breasts
Darling Daughter
|
- DDF
|
Drug and Disease Free
|
- DDG
|
Drop Dead Gorgeous
|
- DDI
|
Don't Do It
|
- DDMMYY
|
Day Month Year
|
- DDR
|
Dance Dance Revolution (Game)
|
- DDSOS
|
Different Day, Same Old S**t
|
- DDSS
|
Different Day, Same S**t
|
- DDT
|
Don't Do That
|
- DEALING
|
Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend
Selling drugs
|
- DEB
|
Don't Even Bother
|
- DEC
|
Decent
|
- DED
|
Dead from joy, hilarity etc
|
- DEECE
|
Decent, cool, great
|
- DEEZ
|
These
|
- DEF
|
Cool, great, excellent
|
- DEFO
|
Definitely
|
- DEGT
|
Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
|
- DEM
|
Them
|
- DEN
|
Then
Private room
|
- DER
|
Duh!
|
- DERP
|
Reply to stupid comment or action
|
- DESI
|
Someone from the Indian subcontinent
|
- DETAI
|
Don't Even Think About It
|
- DEVO
|
Devastated
|
- DEZZY
|
Designated Gay
|
- DF
|
Dumbass Frankenstein
WTF
|
- DFC
|
Don't F***ing Care
|
- DFE
|
Dead Fish Experience
|
- DFK
|
Deep French Kissing
|
- DFKDFC
|
Don't F***ing Know, Don't F***ing Care
|
- DFMO
|
Dance Floor Make Out
|
- DFTBA
|
Don't Forget To Be Awesome
|
- DFTT
|
Don't Feed The Troll
|
- DFWM
|
Don't F*** With Me
|
- DG
|
dont go
|
- DGAF
|
Don't Give A F***
|
- DGOT
|
Don't Go Over There
|
- DGT
|
Don't Go There
|
- DGTWM
|
dont go there with me
|
- DH
|
Darling Husband
|
- DHV
|
Demonstration of Higher Value
|
- DHYB
|
Don't Hold Your Breath
|
- DIAF
|
Die In A Fire
|
- DIC
|
Do I Care?
|
- DIG
|
Understand
Enjoy, like
|
- DIGITS
|
Telephone number
|
- DIKU
|
Do I Know You?
|
- DIL
|
Daughter-In-Law
|
- DILF
|
Dad I'd Like to F***
|
- DILIGAF
|
Do I Look Like I Give A F***
|
- DILLIC
|
Does It Look Like I Care
|
- DILLIGAD
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?
|
- DILLIGAF
|
Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
|
- DINK
|
Dual Income No Kids
|
- DIP
|
Leave
|
- DIPPED
|
Fashionable
|
- DIS
|
Did I Say
|
- DISSING
|
Being disrespectful
|
- DISTRO
|
Distribution (software, music, etc)
|
- DIT
|
Details In Thread
|
- DITTO
|
The same, me too, I agree
|
- DIY
|
Do It Yourself
|
- DIZZY
|
Crazy, mad
|
- DJ
|
Disc Jockey
Dow Jones
Dinner Jacket
|
- DK
|
Don't Know
|
- DKDC
|
Don't Know, Don't Care
|
- DKFS
|
Don't Know For Sure
|
- DKP
|
Dragon Kill Points (MMORGPs)
|
- DL
|
Down Low
Download
|
- DLAM
|
Don't Laugh At Me
|
- DM
|
Don't Mind
Doesn't Matter
Direct Message
|
- DMAF
|
dont make a fuss
|
- DMAL
|
Drop Me A Line
|
- DMF
|
Dumb Mother F***er
|
- DMG
|
Damage
|
- DMI
|
Don't Mention It
|
- DMIID
|
Don't Mind If I Do
|
- DMN
|
Damn
|
- DMTA
|
Dirty Minds Think Alike
|
- DMW
|
Dead Man Walking
|
- DMY
|
Don't Mess Yourself
|
- DN
|
Doing Nothing
|
- DNA
|
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
Did Not Attend
Does Not Apply
|
- DND
|
Do Not Disturb
|
- DNDC
|
Don't Know, Don't Care
|
- DNFD
|
Do Not F***ing Disturb
|
- DNFTT
|
Do Not Feed The Troll
|
- DNM
|
Does Not Matter
Deep and Meaningful
|
- DNO
|
Don't Know
|
- DNPM
|
Darn Near P***** Myself
|
- DNT
|
Don't
|
- DNW
|
Do Not Want
|
- DOA
|
Dead On Arrival
Deteriorate On Approach
|
- DOB
|
Date Of Birth
|
- DOC
|
Doctor
Drug of Choice
|
- DOD
|
Day of Defeat
|
- DOE
|
Depends On Experience
|
- DOF
|
Depth of Field
|
- DOG
|
Telephone
Ugly person
|
- DOH
|
Expression of frustration, realization
|
- DOHC
|
Dual Overhead Cam
|
- DOL
|
Dying Of Laughter
|
- DOM
|
Domainant person in BDSM
|
- DONK
|
Large bottom
|
- DOOM
|
Classic FPS
|
- DOPE
|
Heroin
Cool, awesome
|
- DORK
|
Silly, socially inept person
|
- DOS
|
Disk Operating System
Denial Of Service (attack)
Dad Over Shoulder
|
- DOSH
|
Money
|
- DOT
|
Damage Over Time
|
- DOTA
|
Defence Of The Ancients
|
- DOUCHE BAG
|
Idiot, asshole
|
- DP
|
Display Picture
|
- DPI
|
Dots Per Inch
Don't Push It
|
- DPS
|
Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
|
- DPYN
|
Don't Pick Your Nose
|
- DQ
|
Disqualified
|
- DQYDJ
|
Don't Quit Your Day Job
|
- DRB
|
Dirty Rotten Bastard
|
- DRM
|
Digital Rights Management
|
- DRO
|
HyDROponically grown marijuana
|
- DROVE
|
Mad, angry
|
- DRRK
|
Insult, dork/jerk
|
- DS
|
darling son
|
- DSD
|
Do Some Damage
|
- DSL
|
Digital Subscriber Line
|
- DT
|
Down Town
|
- DTA
|
Don't Trust Anyone
|
- DTB
|
Don't Text Back
|
- DTE
|
Down To Earth
|
- DTF
|
Down To F***
|
- DTP
|
Disturbing The Peace
|
- DTRT
|
Do The Right Thing
|
- DTT
|
Don't Touch That
|
- DTTM
|
Don't Talk To Me
|
- DUCWIC
|
Do You See What I See?
|
- DUDE
|
A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters)
|
- DUH
|
Of course
|
- DUI
|
Driving Under the Influence
|
- DUNNO
|
Don't Know
|
- DUTCH
|
Joint
Split the cost
|
- DVD
|
Digital Versatile Disc
|
- DW
|
Don't Worry
|
- DWAI
|
Don't Worry About It
|
- DWBH
|
Don't Worry, Be Happy
|
- DWF
|
Divorced White Female
|
- DWI
|
Deal with it
|
- DWISNWID
|
Do What I Say Not What I Do.
|
- DWL
|
Dying With Laughter
|
- DWM
|
Divorced White Male
|
- DYB
|
Do Your Best
Dumb Young B***h
|
- DYHWIH
|
Do You Hear What I Hear?
|
- DYJ
|
do your job
|
- DYJHIW
|
Don't You Just Hate It When...
|
- DYK
|
Did You Know
|
- DYKE
|
Lesbian
|
- DYKWIM
|
Do You Know What I Mean?
|
- DYLM
|
Do You Love/Like Me?
|
- DYOR
|
Do Your Own Research
|
- E
|
Ecstasy
|
- E&OE
|
Errors and omissions excluded
|
- E2EG
|
Ear To Ear Grin
|
- EB
|
eyeball
|
- EBONY
|
Dark skin tone
|
- ECO
|
Ecological
Enconomical
|
- EDD
|
Estimated Delivery Date
|
- EDDRESS
|
Email address
|
- EDJ
|
Energy Drink Junkie
|
- EEG
|
Extremely Evil Grin
|
- EEPROM
|
Erasable EPROM
|
- EFA
|
Edited For Accuracy
|
- EFF
|
F***
|
- EFFIN
|
F***ing
|
- EG
|
For example (exempli gratia)
Evil Grin
|
- ELE
|
Everybody Love Everybody
|
- ELF
|
Every Lady's Fantasy
|
- ELLO
|
Hello
|
- ELNS
|
Eller noe sånt (or something like that - Norwegian)
|
- EM
|
E-Mail
Them
|
- EMA
|
E-mail Address
|
- EMO
|
Emotional
|
- ENO
|
Awesome, cool
|
- ENT
|
Isn't
|
- EOC
|
End Of Conversion
|
- EOD
|
End Of Discussion
|
- EOE
|
Equal Opportunity Employer
|
- EOF
|
End Of File
|
- EOL
|
End Of Lecture
|
- EOM
|
End Of Message
|
- EOR
|
End Of Rant
|
- EOS
|
End Of Show
|
- EOT
|
End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)
|
- EOTWAWKI
|
End Of The World As We Know It
|
- EP
|
Extended Play
|
- EPIC FAIL
|
Total failure
|
- EPIN
|
Epic Win
|
- EPROM
|
Electronically Programmable ROM
|
- EQE
|
Easy Quick Efficient
|
- ERM
|
Awkward conversation filler
|
- ERP
|
Erotic Role-Play
|
- ESA
|
European Space Agency
|
- ESAD
|
Eat S**t And Die
|
- ESC
|
Escape key
|
- ESD
|
Electro-Static Discharge
|
- ESE
|
Friend, homeboy (Hispanic)
|
- ESH
|
Donkey (Armenian)
|
- ESP
|
Extra Sensory Perception
|
- EST
|
Eastern Standard Time
Established
|
- ETA
|
Estimated Time of Arrival
Edited to Add
|
- ETC
|
et cetera (and so on)
|
- ETD
|
Estimated Time of Departure
|
- EUA
|
End User Agreement
|
- EUC
|
Excellent Used Condition
|
- EVT
|
Ei Voi Tietää (Finnish for 'How Am I Supposed to Know')
|
- EW
|
Exclamation of disgust
|
- EWBA
|
Everything Will Be Alright
|
- EX
|
Former girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband etc
|
- EXTRA
|
Over the top, excessive
|
- EYO
|
Hey, yo(u)
|
- EZ
|
Easy
|
- E_E
|
Tired, exhausted
|
- F
|
F***
|
- F2F
|
Face To Face
|
- F2P
|
Free To Play
Files To Peers
|
- F2T
|
Free To Talk
|
- F8
|
Fate
|
- F9
|
Fine
|
- F@
|
Fat
|
- FA
|
Fat Admirer
F*** All
F***ing Awesome
|
- FAAK
|
Falling Asleep At Keyboard
|
- FAB
|
Fabulous
|
- FAF
|
Fit as F***
|
- FAFWOA
|
For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
|
- FAG
|
Cigarette
|
- FAGET
|
Faggot, gay person (derogatory)
|
- FAI
|
Forget About It
|
- FAK
|
F***
|
- FAM
|
Family
|
- FAMALAM
|
Family, close friend
|
- FAMO
|
Friend, dude, family member etc
|
- FANNYING
|
Wasting time, messing about
|
- FAO
|
For Attention Of
|
- FAP
|
Sound effect for masturbation
|
- FAQ
|
Frequently Asked Question
|
- FAS
|
Funny A$$ S**t
|
- FAUX PAS
|
Social blunder (French for 'false step')
|
- FAV
|
Favorite
|
- FB
|
Facebook
|
- FBI
|
Federal Bureau of Investigation
|
- FBM
|
Fine By Me
|
- FBO
|
Facebook Official
|
- FBS
|
F***ing Bulls**t
|
- FBSM
|
Full Body Sensual Massage
|
- FBTW
|
Fine, Be That Way
|
- FBW
|
Fly by wire
|
- FC
|
Fingers Crossed
|
- FCOL
|
For Crying Out Loud
|
- FCUK
|
French Connection United Kingdom
F***
|
- FE
|
Fair Enough
|
- FEM
|
The more feminane lesbian
|
- FF
|
Final Fantasy
|
- FFA
|
Free For All
|
- FFR
|
Flash Flash Revolution (game)
For Future Reference
|
- FFS
|
For F**** Sake
|
- FFTL
|
From First To Last (band)
|
- FGJ
|
For Great Justice
|
- FGS
|
For God's Sake
|
- FGT
|
Faggot
|
- FH
|
F**king Hell
|
- FHE
|
First Hand Experience
|
- FI
|
Forget It
|
- FIDIOT
|
F***ing Idiot
|
- FIFA
|
Federation International de Football Association
|
- FIFO
|
First In First Out
|
- FIGJAM
|
F*** I'm Good, Just Ask Me
|
- FIL
|
Father-in-law
|
- FILO
|
First In, Last out
|
- FIN
|
Finished
|
- FINA
|
About to do (something)
|
- FINNA
|
Going To
|
- FISH
|
First In Still Here
|
- FIT
|
Good lokking, hot, sexy
|
- FITB
|
Fill In The Blanks
|
- FITCH
|
F***ing bitch
|
- FJ
|
Foot Job
|
- FK
|
French Kiss
|
- FKA
|
Formerly Known As
|
- FL
|
Fake Laugh
|
- FLAG
|
Bandana
|
- FLAME
|
Insult someone over the internet
|
- FLIPPING
|
Mild version of F***ing
|
- FLS
|
Flu-Like Symptoms
|
- FLY
|
Zipper
Awesome, cool
|
- FM
|
Freqeuncy modulation (radio signal)
|
- FMA
|
Full Metal Alchemist
|
- FMCG
|
Fast Moving Consumer Goods
|
- FMD
|
F*** Me Dead
|
- FML
|
F*** My Life
|
- FMLIA
|
F***, My Life Is Average
|
- FMP
|
F*** Me Pumps
|
- FMV
|
Full Motion Video
|
- FN
|
F***ing
|
- FNA
|
For Necessary Action
|
- FNB
|
Football And Beer
|
- FNE
|
free and easy
|
- FNG
|
F***ing New Guy
|
- FNX
|
Thanks
|
- FO
|
F**k Off
|
- FO SHO
|
For Sure
|
- FOA
|
First Of All
|
- FOAD
|
F*** Off And Die
|
- FOAF
|
Friend Of A Friend
|
- FOB
|
Fresh Off the Boat
|
- FOBR
|
Fall Out Boy Rock (website)
|
- FOC
|
Free Of Charge
|
- FOCL
|
Falling Off Chair Laughing
|
- FOF
|
Full of Fail
|
- FOFF
|
F*** Off
|
- FOFL
|
Falling On Floor Laughing
|
- FOH
|
F*** Outa Here
|
- FOI
|
Freedom Of Information
|
- FOL
|
F*** Our Lives
|
- FON
|
Freak Of Nature
|
- FOO
|
Fool
|
- FOOK
|
F***
|
- FOOPA
|
Fat in belly area
|
- FOPS
|
Fake cops (security guards etc)
|
- FOS
|
Full Of S**t
|
- FOTM
|
Flavor Of The Month
|
- FOTR
|
Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)
|
- FOYL
|
F*** Off You Loser
|
- FPS
|
First-Person Shooter (video game term)
|
- FR
|
For Real
|
- FREAK
|
Weirdo
Have sex
|
- FRENCH
|
Kiss using tongues
|
- FRILL
|
For Real
|
- FRONT
|
Pretend, falsely represent
|
- FROOB
|
Free Noob. Non-paying player
|
- FS
|
For Sale
F***s Sake
|
- FSBM
|
Full Sensual Body Message
|
- FSHO
|
For Sure
|
- FSM
|
Female Seeking Male
|
- FSU
|
Friends Stand United
|
- FT
|
F*** That
For Trade
|
- FTASB
|
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
|
- FTB
|
F*** the BS
|
- FTF
|
First To Find
|
- FTFA
|
From The F***ing Article
|
- FTFO
|
F*** The F*** Off
|
- FTFY
|
fixed that for you
|
- FTL
|
Faster Than Light
|
- FTLOG
|
For The Love Of God
|
- FTM
|
Female To Male
|
- FTP
|
File Transfer Protocol
|
- FTR
|
For The Record
|
- FTS
|
F*** This S***
|
- FTW
|
For The Win
|
- FU
|
F*** You
|
- FUB
|
Fat Ugly Bastard
|
- FUBAR
|
Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
|
- FUBB
|
Fouled Up Beyond Belief
|
- FUBR
|
F***ed Up Beyond Recognition
|
- FUBU
|
Fouled Up Beyond Use
|
- FUD
|
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
|
- FUG
|
F***ing Ugly
|
- FUGLY
|
F***ing Ugly
|
- FUSTER CLUCK
|
Cluster F***
|
- FUTAB
|
Feet Up, Take A Break
|
- FW
|
Forward
|
- FWB
|
Friends With Benefits
|
- FWD
|
Foward (Email)
|
- FWIW
|
For What It's Worth
|
- FWP
|
Friend With Privileges
|
- FWTD
|
Fate Worse Than Death
|
- FX
|
Effects
|
- FY
|
F*** You
|
- FYA
|
For Your Amusement
|
- FYB
|
F*** You, Bitch
|
- FYE
|
For Your Entertainment
|
- FYEO
|
For Your Eyes Only
|
- FYF
|
F*** Your Face
|
- FYI
|
For Your Information
|
- FYL
|
F*** Your Life
|
- FYM
|
Free Your Mind
|
- FYN
|
Fine
|
- FYP
|
Fixed Your Post
|
- G
|
Grin
|
- G2E
|
Got To Eat
|
- G2F
|
Got To Fly
|
- G2G
|
Gotta go
|
- G2H
|
Go To Hell
|
- G2R
|
Got To Run
|
- G4U
|
Good For You
|
- G8
|
Great
|
- G9
|
Good Night
|
- GA
|
Go Ahead
|
- GAFIA
|
Get Away From It All
|
- GAFM
|
Get Away From Me
|
- GAL
|
Get A Life
|
- GAL PAL
|
Man who hangs around with girls
|
- GAM
|
Gay Asian Male
|
- GAMMD
|
Go Ahead Make My Day
|
- GANJA
|
Marijuana, pot, cannabis, weed
|
- GANK
|
Steal
Gang kill (MMORPG)
|
- GAP
|
Gay And Proud
|
- GAS
|
Flatulence
Guitar Acquisition Syndrome
|
- GAY
|
Homosexual
Happy
|
- GB
|
Great Britain
Gigabyte
|
- GBF
|
Gay Best Friend
|
- GBFN
|
Goodbye for Now
|
- GBH
|
Grievous Bodily Harm
|
- GBU
|
God Bless You
|
- GBY
|
God Bless You
|
- GD
|
Gangsta Disciple
|
- GDGD
|
Good Good
|
- GDI
|
God Damn It
|
- GE
|
Good Evening
|
- GEEZ
|
Jesus
|
- GEEZER
|
A guy, a bloke, a person
|
- GEN
|
Information
|
- GEWD
|
Good
|
- GF
|
Girlfriend
|
- GFAC
|
Go F*** A Cow
|
- GFAK
|
Go Fly A Kite
|
- GFC
|
Global Financial Crisis
|
- GFD
|
God F***ing Damnit
|
- GFE
|
Girl Friend Experience
|
- GFETE
|
Grinning From Ear To Ear
|
- GFI
|
Go For It
|
- GFN
|
Gone For Now
|
- GFU
|
Good For You
|
- GFUS
|
Go F*** Yourself
|
- GFY
|
Good For You
|
- GFYS
|
Go F*** Yourself
|
- GG
|
Good Game
|
- GGA
|
Good Game All
|
- GGN
|
Gotta Go Now
|
- GGNORE
|
Good Game No Rematch
|
- GGOH
|
Gotta Get Outta Here
|
- GGS
|
Good Games
|
- GGW
|
Girls Gone Wild
|
- GH
|
Guitar Hero
|
- GHD
|
Good Hair Day
|
- GI
|
Government Issue
American Solider
Good Idea
|
- GIEF
|
Give
|
- GIF
|
Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format
|
- GIFT
|
Period, menstruation
|
- GIG
|
Live performance
Gigabyte
Job
|
- GIGO
|
Garbage In, Garbage Out
|
- GILF
|
Grandmother I'd Like to F***
|
- GIMME
|
Give me
|
- GIMP
|
Uncool/Stupid person
|
- GIT
|
Idiot
|
- GIWIST
|
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That.
|
- GIYF
|
Google Is Your Friend
|
- GJ
|
Good Job
|
- GJOAC
|
Go Jump Off A Cliff
|
- GL
|
Good Luck
|
- GL HF
|
Good Luck, Have Fun
|
- GLA
|
Good Luck All
|
- GLBT
|
Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transsexual
|
- GLF
|
Group Looking For
|
- GLHF
|
Good luck, have fun. Used in CS (Counter Strike) matches
|
- GLOTR
|
Good Luck On The Rebuild
|
- GLTA
|
Good Luck to All
|
- GLWT
|
Good Luck With That
|
- GM
|
General Motors
Good Morning
Genetically Modified
Good Move
|
- GMA
|
Good Morning, America
|
- GMAB
|
Give Me A Break
|
- GMAFB
|
Give Me A F***ing Break
|
- GMAIL
|
Google web email service
|
- GMH
|
Gives Me Hope
|
- GMT
|
Greenwich Mean Time
|
- GMTA
|
Great Minds Think Alike
|
- GMV
|
Got My Vote
|
- GN
|
Good Night
|
- GND
|
Girl Next Door
|
- GNO
|
Girls/Guys Night Out
|
- GNR
|
Guns 'N Roses
|
- GNU
|
GNU's Not Unix, Linux OS
|
- GOAT
|
Greatest Of All Time
|
- GOG
|
Person from north Wales
|
- GOI
|
Get Over It
|
- GOMES
|
To s**t oneself by accident
|
- GON
|
go away noob
|
- GONNA
|
Going to
|
- GOOG
|
Ecstasy pill
|
- GOOH
|
Get Out Of Here
|
- GOON
|
Stupid
Tough guy
|
- GOOSE
|
Grab someone's bottom
|
- GORM
|
Gormless person
|
- GOS
|
Girlfriend Over Shoulder
Game Of Soldiers
|
- GOSU
|
Skillful person (Korean)
|
- GOTTA
|
Got to ...
Have you got a ...?
|
- GOTY
|
Game Of The Year
|
- GOU
|
Good On You
|
- GOW
|
Gears of War (Game)
|
- GP
|
Game Plan
|
- GPA
|
Grade-Point Average
|
- GPC
|
Generic Pack of Cigarettes
Get/Post/Cookie (web pages)
|
- GPL
|
General Public License
|
- GPRS
|
General Packet Radio Services
|
- GPS
|
Global Positioning System
|
- GPU
|
Graphics Processing Unit
|
- GQ
|
Gentlemen Quarterly (magazine)
Suave, well dressed man
|
- GR
|
Gotta Run
|
- GR&D
|
Grinning, Running & Ducking
|
- GR8
|
Great
|
- GRASS
|
Marijuana
|
- GRATZ
|
Congratulations
|
- GRE
|
Graduate Record Examination
|
- GREEK
|
Anal sex
|
- GREEN
|
Unexperienced
Marijuana
Environmentally beneficial
|
- GRILL
|
Tooth Jewelry
|
- GRK
|
Greek
|
- GRL
|
Girl
|
- GRO
|
Guest Relations Officer
|
- GRULE
|
Hard work, nuisance
|
- GSM
|
Global System for Mobile communications
|
- GSOH
|
Good Sense Of Humor
|
- GSTQ
|
God Save The Queen
|
- GT
|
Grand Touring
Gran Turismo
|
- GTA
|
Grand Theft Auto
|
- GTBOSH
|
Glad To Be Of Some Help
|
- GTF
|
Get The F***
|
- GTFAFM
|
Get The F*** Away From Me
|
- GTFO
|
Get The F*** Out
|
- GTFOH
|
Get The F*** Out of Here
|
- GTFOI
|
Get The F*** Over It
|
- GTFOOH
|
Get The F*** Out Of Here
|
- GTG
|
Got To Go
|
- GTGP
|
Got To Go Pee
|
- GTH
|
go to hell
|
- GTHO
|
Get The Hell Out
|
- GTK
|
Good To Know
|
- GTM
|
Giggling To Myself
|
- GTOG
|
Got To Go
|
- GTP
|
Got To Pee
|
- GTR
|
Got To Run
|
- GTRM
|
Going To Read Mail
|
- GTS
|
Good Times
|
- GTW
|
got to work
|
- GUAP
|
Money
|
- GUD
|
Good
|
- GUFN
|
Grounded Until Further Notice
|
- GUI
|
Graphical User Interface
|
- GW
|
Good Work
|
- GWAAN
|
Go on
|
- GWAP
|
Money
|
- GWM
|
Gay White Male
|
- GWP
|
Gift With Purchase
|
- GWR
|
Guinness World Records
|
- GWS
|
Get Well Soon
|
- GYT
|
Get Yourself Tested
|
- GZ
|
Congratulations
|
- H
|
Hug
|
- H&K
|
Hugs and Kisses
|
- H/O
|
Hold On
|
- H2CUS
|
Hope To See You Soon
|
- H2G
|
Had to Go
Honest To God
|
- H3
|
Halo 3 (Game)
|
- H4X0R
|
Hacker
|
- H8
|
hate
|
- H8R
|
Hater
|
- HACK
|
Break into computer systems or software
|
- HAFL
|
Heart Attack From Laughing
|
- HAFTA
|
Have To
|
- HAG
|
Unattractive old woman
|
- HAGD
|
Have A Good Day
|
- HAGE
|
Have A Good Evening
|
- HAGN
|
Have A Good Night
|
- HAGO
|
Have A Good One
|
- HAGS
|
Have a great summer
|
- HAGT
|
Have A Great Time
|
- HAI
|
Hey, hi
Yes (Japanese)
|
- HAISTK
|
How Am I Supposed To Know?
|
- HAIZ
|
Sigh
|
- HAK
|
Hugs And Kisses
|
- HAKAS
|
Have A Kick @$$ Summer
|
- HAND
|
Have A Nice Day
|
- HANG UP
|
Inhibition, emotional difficulty
|
- HATERZ
|
Enemies
|
- HAWT
|
Hot
|
- HAX
|
Hacking, Hackers, hacks
|
- HAXOR
|
Hacker
|
- HAXX0R
|
Hacker
|
- HAY
|
How Are You
|
- HAYD
|
How Are You Doing?
|
- HB
|
Hug Back
|
- HB
|
Hurry Back
|
- HBD
|
Happy Birthday
|
- HBIC
|
Head Bitch In Charge
|
- HBN
|
How About Now
|
- HBTY
|
Happy Birthday to You
|
- HBU
|
How About You?
|
- HBY
|
How 'Bout You
|
- HC
|
Holy Cow
|
- HCIT
|
How Cool Is That?
|
- HD
|
High-Definition
|
- HDL
|
Hab Dich Lieb (I love you in German)
|
- HDU
|
How Dare You
|
- HE
|
Happy Ending
High Explosives
|
- HEA
|
Happily Ever After
|
- HEH
|
Cynical laugh
|
- HELLA
|
Really, very
|
- HF
|
Have Fun
|
- HFS
|
Holy F***ing S**t
|
- HG
|
Holy Grail
|
- HH
|
Ha-Ha
|
- HH
|
Holding Hands
|
- HHOJ
|
Ha Ha, Only Joking
|
- HHOK
|
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
|
- HHVF
|
Ha-ha, Very Funny
|
- HIMYM
|
How I Met Your Mother (TV show)
|
- HIV
|
Human Immunodeficiency Virus
|
- HIWTH
|
Hate It When That Happens
|
- HJ
|
Hand Job
|
- HK
|
Hong Kong
Hostile Kids
|
- HLAS
|
Hook, Line And Sinker
|
- HM
|
Thinking
|
- HMB
|
Hit Me Back (reply)
|
- HMPF
|
Sound made when irritated
|
- HMTRUD
|
how many thing r u doing?
|
- HMU
|
Hit Me Up
|
- HMWK
|
Homework
|
- HNK
|
Hugs and Kisses
|
- HNOS
|
Home Network Operating System
|
- HNR
|
Hit 'N' Run
|
- HO
|
Hold On
Head Office
|
- HOAS
|
Hold On A Second
|
- HOBO
|
Itinerant worker
|
- HOE
|
Whore, slut
|
- HOG
|
A Harley Davidson mortorcycle
|
- HOH
|
Head Over Heels
Hard Of Hearing
|
- HOLD UP
|
Wait a minute
|
- HOLLAND
|
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
|
- HOLS
|
Holidays, vacation
|
- HOMES
|
Homeboy
|
- HOMEY
|
Homeboy
|
- HOMIE
|
Homeboy
|
- HOMO
|
Homosexual (insult)
|
- HON
|
Honey
|
- HOOAH
|
HUA
|
- HOOD
|
Neighborhood, ghetto
|
- HOS
|
Husband Over Shoulder
|
- HOT
|
Healing Over Time
|
- HP
|
Harry Potter
|
- HPV
|
Human Papillomavirus (sexually transmitted disease)
|
- HQ
|
High Quality
|
- HR
|
Human Resources
|
- HRU
|
How Are You?
|
- HS
|
Headshot
|
- HSIK
|
How Should I Know?
|
- HSM
|
High School Musical
|
- HSMF
|
Holy S**t Mother F***er
|
- HSP
|
Highly Sensitive Person
|
- HSV
|
Herpes Simplex Virus
|
- HT
|
Hat Tip (Thanks)
Home Time
Handheld Transceiver
|
- HTB
|
Hate The Bitch!
|
- HTC
|
Hit The Cell
|
- HTF
|
How The F***?
Hard To Find
|
- HTFU
|
Hurry The F*** Up
|
- HTH
|
Hope That Helps
|
- HTHFYS
|
Hope To Hear From You Soon
|
- HTML
|
Hypertext Markup Language
|
- HTTP
|
Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol
|
- HU
|
Hollywood Undead (Band)
|
- HUA
|
Heard Understood Acknowledged
|
- HUD
|
Heads-Up Display
|
- HUH
|
Confused sound
|
- HUN
|
Honey
|
- HUSPAZ
|
Hurray (texting)
|
- HW
|
Homework
|
- HWB
|
Hottie With Body
|
- HWDP
|
Huj W Dupe Policji (Polish - F*** the police)
|
- HWGA
|
Here We Go Again
|
- HWP
|
Height Weight Proportional
|
- HWU
|
Hey, What's Up?
|
- HXC
|
Hardcore (music)
|
- HXE
|
Hardcore
|
- HY
|
Hell Yes
Hi
|
- HYFB
|
Hope You Feel Better
|
- HYH
|
Have You Heard
Hold Your Horses
|
- HYNA
|
Good looking girl (Hispanic)
|
- HYPER
|
Over energetic
|
- HYPH
|
Hyperactive, crazy
|
- HYPO
|
Hypodermic needle/syringe
|
- HYS
|
Have Your Say
|
- I8
|
Aight, aite, alright
|
- IA
|
I Agree
|
- IAC
|
In Any Case
|
- IAE
|
In Any Event
|
- IAL
|
I Ain't Laughing
I Actually Laughed
|
- IANAD
|
I Am Not A Doctor
|
- IANAL
|
I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
|
- IAS
|
In A Second
|
- IAWTC
|
I Agree With That/This Comment
|
- IAWTCSM
|
I Agree With This Comment So Much
|
- IB
|
I'm Back
|
- IB2D
|
I Beg To Differ
|
- IBID
|
Ibidem (In the same place)
|
- IBM
|
International Business Machines
|
- IBTD
|
In Before The Delete
I Beg To Differ
|
- IBTL
|
In Before the Lock
|
- IBYP
|
I Beg Your Pardon
|
- IC
|
I See
|
- ICAM
|
I couldn't agree more
|
- ICB
|
I Can't Believe...
|
- ICBB
|
I can't be bothered
|
- ICBI
|
I Can't Believe It
|
- ICBINB
|
I Can't Belive It's Not Butter
|
- ICBSST
|
I can't believe she said that
|
- ICCL
|
I Couldn't Care Less
|
- ICQ
|
I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)
|
- ICSL
|
I Couldn't/Can't Stop Laughing
|
- ID
|
Identity
|
- IDB
|
In Da Butt
|
- IDBI
|
I Don't Believe It
|
- IDC
|
I Dont Care
|
- IDD
|
Indeed
|
- IDE
|
Integrated Development Environment
Integrated Device Electronics
|
- IDEK
|
I Don't Even Know
|
- IDFC
|
I Don't F***ing Care
|
- IDFK
|
I Don't F***ing Know
|
- IDGAC
|
I Don't Give A Crap
|
- IDGAD
|
I Don't Give A Damn.
|
- IDGAF
|
I Don't Give A F***
|
- IDGARA
|
I Don't Give A Rat's A**
|
- IDGAS
|
I Don't Give A S**t
|
- IDGI
|
I Don't Get It
|
- IDI
|
I Doubt It
|
- IDK
|
I Don't Know
|
- IDKY
|
I Don't Know Why
|
- IDLE
|
Inactive
|
- IDLY
|
I Don't Love/Like You
|
- IDM
|
It Doesn't Matter
Intelligent Dance Music
|
- IDN
|
I Don't kNow
|
- IDR
|
I Don't Remember
|
- IDRC
|
I Don't Really Care
|
- IDRGAF
|
I Don't Really Give A F***
|
- IDRK
|
I Don't Really Know
|
- IDST
|
If Destroyed, Still True
|
- IDT
|
I Don't Think
|
- IDTS
|
I Don't Think So
|
- IDU
|
I Don't Understand
|
- IDUNNO
|
I Don't Know
|
- IDWTAI
|
I Don't Wanna Talk About It
|
- IE
|
Id Est (that is)
Internet Explorer
|
- IFF
|
If and only if
Identification: Friend or Foe
Internet Friends Forever
|
- IFLU
|
I F***ing Love You
|
- IFLY
|
I F***ing Love You
|
- IG
|
Ignorant
|
- IGG
|
Ignore
I Gotta Go
|
- IGGY
|
Ignore
|
- IGHT
|
Alright
|
- IGI
|
I Get It
|
- IGM
|
I Got Mine
|
- IGN
|
In Game Name
|
- IGNB
|
I'm Going Now, Bye
|
- IGNTS
|
I've Got Nothing To Say
|
- IGS
|
I Guess So
|
- IGTG
|
I got to go
|
- IGU
|
I Give Up
|
- IH8U
|
I Hate You
|
- IHM
|
i hate mondays
|
- IHML
|
I Hate My Life
|
- IHNC
|
I have no clue
|
- IHNFC
|
I Have No F***ing Clue
|
- IHNI
|
I Have No Idea
|
- IHS
|
I Hope So
|
- IHT
|
I Hate This
|
- IHU
|
I Hate You
|
- IHY
|
I Hate You
|
- IHYSM
|
I Hate You So Much
|
- IIGHT
|
Alright, OK
|
- IIR
|
Idiot in room
|
- IIRC
|
If I Remember Correctly
|
- IITUWUTMAS
|
if i tell u will u tell me a secret?
|
- IITYWIMIWHTKY
|
If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
|
- IITYWTMWYBMAD
|
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?
|
- IITYWTMWYKM
|
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
|
- IJ
|
I'm Joking
|
- IJWTK
|
I Just Want To Know
|
- IK
|
I Know
|
- IKHYF
|
i know how you feel
|
- IKMTY
|
I Know More Than You
|
- IKR
|
I Know, Right
|
- IKT
|
I Knew That
|
- IKWUM
|
I Know What You Mean
|
- IKWYDLS
|
I know what you did last summer
|
- IKWYL
|
I know where you live
|
- IKY
|
I Know You
|
- IL
|
In Love
|
- ILD
|
Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You)
|
- ILH
|
I Love Him/Her
|
- ILI
|
I Love It
|
- ILL
|
Cool, tight, etc
|
- ILM
|
i lige måde (the same to you)
Industrial Light and Magic
|
- ILMO
|
In Loving Memory Of
|
- ILU
|
I Love You
|
- ILU2
|
I love you too
|
- ILUSM
|
I love you so much
|
- ILY
|
I Love You
|
- ILY2
|
I Love You Too
|
- ILYA
|
I Love You All
|
- ILYAAF
|
I Love You As A Friend
|
- ILYAM
|
I Love You As a Mate
|
- ILYB
|
I Love You Both
|
- ILYF
|
I'll Love You Forever
|
- ILYG
|
I Love You Guys/Girls
|
- ILYK
|
I'll Let You Know
|
- ILYL
|
I love you lots
|
- ILYLAS
|
I Love You Like A Sister
|
- ILYLT
|
I Love You Long Time
|
- ILYM
|
I Love You More
|
- ILYSFM
|
i love you so f***** much
|
- ILYSM
|
I love you so much
|
- ILYSMB
|
I Love You So Much Baby
|
- ILYSMM
|
I Love You So Much More
|
- ILYT
|
I Love You Too
|
- ILYVM
|
I Love You Very Much
|
- IM
|
Instant Message
|
- IMA
|
In my opinion
|
- IMAHO
|
In My Absolutely Honest Opinion
|
- IMAO
|
In My Arrogant Opinion
|
- IMB
|
I'm Bored
|
- IMBA
|
Imbalanced
|
- IMBO
|
in My Biased Opinion
|
- IMCO
|
In My Considered Opinion
|
- IMDB
|
Internet Movie Database
|
- IME
|
In My Experience
|
- IMEO
|
In My Educated Opinion
|
- IMFAO
|
In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion
|
- IMFO
|
In My F***ing Opinion
|
- IMH
|
In My Head
|
- IMHO
|
In My Humble Opinion
|
- IMING
|
Instant Messaging
|
- IMMA
|
I'm Going To
|
- IMMAO
|
In My Most Arrogant Opinion
|
- IMNSHO
|
In My Not So Humble Opinion
|
- IMO
|
In My Opinion
|
- IMOO
|
In My Own Opinion
|
- IMU
|
I miss you
|
- IMVU
|
Instant Messaging Virtual Universe
|
- IMWTK
|
Inquiring minds want to know
|
- IMY
|
i miss you
|
- IMYA
|
I miss You Already
|
- IMYSFM
|
I Miss You So F***ing Much
|
- IMYSM
|
I Miss You So Much
|
- IN THE BAG
|
Definite
|
- INB
|
I'm Not Bothered
|
- INB4
|
In Before (already mentioned)
|
- INBD
|
It's no big deal
|
- INDY
|
Independent
|
- INIT
|
Isn't it?
Initialization
|
- INK
|
I Never Knew
Tattoo
|
- INNIT
|
Isn't It
|
- INO
|
I Know
|
- INORITE
|
I Know, Right?
|
- INPO
|
In No Particular Order
|
- INRS
|
It's Not Rocket Science
|
- INT
|
Isn't it
|
- INVU
|
I envy you
|
- IOH
|
I'm Outta Here
|
- IOI
|
Indication of Interest
I'm Over It
|
- IOKIYAR
|
It's Okay If You're A Republican
|
- IOM
|
Isle Of Man
|
- IONO
|
I don't know
|
- IOU
|
I Owe You
|
- IOW
|
In Other Words
|
- IP
|
Internet Protocol
Intellectual Property
|
- IPN
|
Instant Payment Notification (PayPal)
I'm Posting Naked
|
- IPO
|
Initial Public Offering
|
- IPOD
|
MP3 player from Apple
|
- IQ
|
Intelligence Quotient
|
- IRC
|
Internet Relay Chat
|
- IRDC
|
I Really Don't Care
|
- IRDK
|
i really dont know
|
- IRL
|
In Real Life
|
- IRS
|
Internal Revenue Service
|
- ISA
|
Inshaa Allah (Arabic), OK
|
- ISB
|
I'm So Bored
|
- ISLY
|
I Still Love You
|
- ISO
|
In Search Of
|
- ISP
|
Internet Service Provider
|
- ISS
|
International Space Station
I'm So Sorry
|
- ISTM
|
It Seems To Me
|
- ISTR
|
I Seem To Recall
|
- ISWYDT
|
I See What You Did There
|
- ISWYM
|
I See What You Mean
|
- IT
|
Information Technology
|
- ITA
|
I Totally Agree
|
- ITALY
|
I Trust And Love You
|
- ITC
|
In This Channel
In That Case
|
- ITE
|
Alright? (Hello)
|
- ITK
|
In The Know
|
- ITMA
|
It's That Man Again
|
- ITN
|
I Think Not
|
- ITS
|
I Think/Thought So
|
- ITT
|
In This Thread
|
- ITTET
|
In These Tough Economic Times
|
- ITV
|
Independent TV (UK)
|
- ITYF
|
I Think You'll Find
|
- ITYL
|
I'll Tell You Later
|
- ITYM
|
I Think You Mean
|
- ITZ
|
It's
In The Zone
|
- IWALY
|
I Will Always Love You
|
- IWHI
|
I Would Hit It
|
- IWIK
|
I Wish I Knew
|
- IWKUWIW2
|
i will kiss you wen i want to
|
- IWM
|
It Wasn't Me
|
- IYA
|
Hiya, hello
|
- IYBTYBA
|
If You Believe That You'll Believe Anything
|
- IYD
|
In Your Dreams
|
- IYDK
|
If You Didn't Know
|
- IYDM
|
If You Don't Mind
|
- IYF
|
In Your Face
|
- IYKWIM
|
If You Know What I Mean
|
- IYO
|
In Your Opinion
|
- IYSS
|
If You Say So
|
- IYSWIM
|
If You See What I Mean
|
- IYTT
|
If You Think That
|
- IZ
|
Is, it's
|
- J
|
Joking
|
- J2LYK
|
Just To Let You Know
|
- J4F
|
Just For Fun
|
- J4L
|
Just for Laughs
|
- JA
|
Yes (German)
|
- JAJAJAJA
|
Spanish for hahahaha
|
- JAM
|
Just A Minute.
|
- JAMBO
|
Hello (Swahili)
|
- JAPAN
|
Just Always Pray At Night
|
- JAS
|
Just A Second
|
- JAT
|
Just A Thought
|
- JB
|
Jail Bait
Jonas Brothers
|
- JC
|
Jesus Christ
Just Curious
Just Chilling
|
- JDI
|
Just Do It
|
- JERK
|
Idiot
|
- JEWFRO
|
Curly Jewish hair style
|
- JFC
|
Jesus F***ing Christ
|
- JFDI
|
Just F***ing Do It
|
- JFF
|
Just For Fun
|
- JFGI
|
Just F***ing Google It
|
- JFK
|
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
New York airport
Just For Kicks
|
- JFTR
|
Just For The Record
|
- JFYI
|
Just For Your Information
|
- JGI
|
just google it
|
- JGL
|
Just Get Lost
|
- JHC
|
Jesus H Christ
|
- JIC
|
Just In Case
|
- JIT
|
Young gangster
Just In Time
|
- JIZZ
|
Semen
|
- JJ
|
Just Joking
|
- JK
|
Just Kidding
|
- JKL
|
Just Kidding Loser
Just Kidding, LOL
|
- JKN
|
Joking
|
- JKS
|
Jokes
|
- JKZ
|
Jokes
|
- JLT
|
Just like that
|
- JLY
|
Jesus Loves You
|
- JLYK
|
Just Letting You Know
|
- JMHO
|
Just My Humble Opinion
|
- JMO
|
Just My Opinion
|
- JMS
|
Just Making Sure
|
- JMT
|
Just My Thoughts
|
- JOINT
|
Rolled marijuana cigarette
|
- JOOC
|
Just Out Of Curiosity
|
- JP
|
Just Playin'
|
- JPA
|
Just Playing Around
|
- JPEG
|
Joint Photographic Experts Group
Image file format
|
- JPG
|
Image file format
|
- JS
|
Just Saying
|
- JSMP
|
Just S**t My Pants
|
- JSUK
|
Just So You Know
|
- JSYK
|
Just So You Know
|
- JTB
|
Just Too Bad
|
- JTLYK
|
Just To let You Know
|
- JUAD
|
Jumping Up And Down
|
- JUZ
|
Just
|
- JW
|
Just Wondering
|
- JWAS
|
Just Wait And See
|
- JWD
|
Job Well Done
|
- JWG
|
Just a Wild Guess
|
- JWTK
|
Just Wanted To Know
|
- JWTLYK
|
just wanted to let you know
|
- JWW
|
Just Was Wondering
|
- JYEAH
|
Cool version of Yeah
|
- K
|
OK
|
- K.I.A
|
Killed In Action
|
- K33L
|
Kill
|
- K3U
|
I Love You (I <3 U)
|
- K9
|
Doggy style
|
- KAFM
|
Keep Away From Me
|
- KATS
|
Kick Ass This Summer
|
- KAY
|
Okay
|
- KB
|
Kind Bud
Kilobytes
|
- KEN
|
Know (Scottish)
|
- KEWL
|
Cool
|
- KEWT
|
Cute
|
- KEYGEN
|
Software serial number generator
|
- KFC
|
Kentucky Fried Chicken
|
- KGB
|
Russian secret police
|
- KH
|
Kingdom Hearts (RPG)
|
- KHUF
|
Know How You Feel
|
- KHYF
|
Know How You Feel
|
- KIA
|
Know It All
|
- KIG
|
Keep It Gangsta
|
- KIK
|
A mistyped version of LOL
|
- KILLA
|
Good quality weed
|
- KIM
|
Keep It Moving
|
- KINDA
|
Kind Of
|
- KINO
|
Physical flirting, touching
|
- KIO
|
Knock it off
|
- KIR
|
Keepin' It Real
|
- KIS
|
Keep It Simple
|
- KISS
|
Keep It Simple, Stupid
|
- KIT
|
Keep In Touch
|
- KITTEN
|
Woman who dates older men
|
- KIU
|
Keep It Up
|
- KIWI
|
A person from New Zealand
A small brown bird from New Zealand
Kiwifruit
|
- KJ
|
Killjoy
|
- KK
|
OK, cool
|
- KKZ
|
Okay
|
- KL
|
Cool
|
- KLPD
|
Kahre Land Pe Dhokha (Hindi/Urdu) sexual frustration, rejection
|
- KLUTZ
|
Clumsy or stupid person
|
- KM
|
Keep Mum
|
- KMA
|
Kiss My Ass
|
- KMFA
|
Kiss My F***ing A$$
|
- KMN
|
Kill Me Now
|
- KMP
|
Keep Me Posted
|
- KMT
|
Kiss My Teeth
|
- KNO
|
Know
|
- KNOB
|
Stupid person
Penis
|
- KNOCKOUT
|
Stunning person or thing
|
- KNOOB
|
Knob + Noob
|
- KNP
|
OK, No Problem
|
- KO
|
Knock Out
OK
|
- KOI
|
Koibito (Japenese for lover)
|
- KOL
|
Kingdom Of Loathing (Game)
|
- KOOL
|
Cool
|
- KOOLS
|
Mentholated cigarettes
|
- KOTC
|
Kiss On The Cheek
|
- KOTH
|
King of the Hill (game)
|
- KOTL
|
Kiss On The Lips
|
- KPC
|
Keep Parents Clueless
|
- KR
|
Kind Regards
|
- KS
|
Kill Steal
|
- KTF
|
Keep The Faith
|
- KTHX
|
OK, Thanks
|
- KTHXBAI
|
OK, Thanks, Bye
|
- KTHXBI
|
Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively)
|
- KTY
|
Ok, Thank You
|
- KUDOS
|
Respect and recognition
|
- KUL
|
Cool
|
- KUTGW
|
Keep Up The Good Work
|
- KWEL
|
Cool
|
- KWIM
|
Know What I Mean?
|
- KWL
|
Cool
|
- KYB
|
Kick Your Butt
|
- KYFC
|
Keep Your Fingers Crossed
|
- KYPO
|
Keep Your Panties On
|
- KYSO
|
Knock Yourself Out
|
- L
|
Laugh
|
- L2
|
Learn To
|
- L2M
|
Listening To Music
|
- L2P
|
Learn To Play
|
- L2R
|
Learn to Read
|
- L33T
|
Elite
|
- L4D
|
Left 4 Dead (game)
|
- L8
|
Late
|
- L8ER
|
Later
|
- L8R
|
Later
|
- LA
|
Cantonese Exclamation
|
- LABTOP
|
Laptop
|
- LAFS
|
Love At First Sight
|
- LAG
|
Slow response (computer, internet)
|
- LAGG
|
Defeat, PWN
|
- LAL
|
Laughing A Lot/Little
|
- LAM
|
Leave A Message
Run
|
- LAME
|
Stupid, Unoriginal
|
- LAMEO
|
Lame Person
|
- LAMF
|
Like A Mother F***er
|
- LAMO
|
Mispelling of LMAO
|
- LAMP
|
look at my pic
|
- LAN
|
Local Area Network
|
- LARP
|
Live Action Role Play
|
- LATERZ
|
See you later, goodbye
|
- LATM
|
Laughing At The Moment
|
- LAWD
|
Lord
|
- LAWL
|
LOL
|
- LAWLZ
|
LOL
|
- LB
|
Little Bastard/Bitch
Pound (weight)
|
- LBD
|
Little Black Dress
|
- LBDN
|
Look Busy Doing Nothing
|
- LBR
|
Loser Beyond Repair
|
- LBRS
|
Lower Blackrock Spire (WoW)
|
- LBS
|
Pounds (weight)
|
- LCB
|
Lying Cheating B*stard
|
- LD
|
Link Dead (Disconnection From Internet)
|
- LDA
|
Long Distance Affair
|
- LDN
|
London
|
- LDO
|
Like Duh, Obviously
|
- LDS
|
Latter Day Saint
|
- LE
|
Law Enforcement
|
- LEDGE
|
Legend, legendary
|
- LEES
|
Very Attractive Man/Woman
|
- LEET
|
Elite
|
- LEGAL
|
Legally old enough (for sex)
|
- LEMME
|
Let Me
|
- LESBO
|
Lesbian
|
- LEWL
|
LOL
|
- LF
|
Looking For
|
- LF1M
|
Looking For One More
|
- LFG
|
Looking For Group
|
- LFK
|
Light French Kissing
|
- LFM
|
Looking For More
|
- LFP
|
Looking For Party (in MMORPG)
|
- LFTSU
|
Look Forward To Seeing You
|
- LG
|
Little Girl
|
- LGB
|
Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual
|
- LH
|
Living Hell
|
- LHAO
|
Laughing His/Her A$$ Off
|
- LHH
|
Laughing Hella Hard
|
- LHM
|
Lord Have Mercy
Lord Help Me
|
- LI
|
Laughing Inside
|
- LIAM
|
Pimp
|
- LIB
|
Liberal
|
- LIC
|
Like I Care
|
- LIEK
|
Like
|
- LIFO
|
last In First Out
|
- LIG
|
Let It Go
|
- LIGAF
|
Like I Give A F***
|
- LIL
|
Little
|
- LIMB
|
Laughing In My Brain
|
- LIME
|
Hang out, socialise
|
- LIMH
|
Laughing In My Head
|
- LIS
|
Laughing In Silence
|
- LL
|
Laugh Loudly, LOL
|
- LLAP
|
Live Long and Prosper
|
- LLF
|
Laughing Like F***
|
- LLL
|
Loony Liberal Left
|
- LLS
|
Laughing Like S**t
|
- LM
|
Loud Mouth
|
- LMA
|
Leave Me Alone
|
- LMAM
|
Leave Me A Message
|
- LMAO
|
Laughing My @$$ Off
|
- LMAP
|
Leave Me Alone Please
|
- LMBO
|
Laughing My Butt Off
|
- LMC
|
Let Me Check
Let Me See
|
- LMF
|
Little/Lazy Mother F***ker
|
- LMFAO
|
Laughing My F***ing @$$ Off
|
- LMFO
|
Laughing My Face Off
|
- LMGTFY
|
Let Me Google That For You
|
- LMHO
|
Laughing My Head Off
|
- LMIRL
|
Let's Meet In Real Life
|
- LMK
|
Let Me Know
|
- LML
|
Love My Life
|
- LMNO
|
Leave My Name Out
Laughing My Nuts Off
|
- LMO
|
Leave Me Alone
|
- LMOA
|
Misspelling of LMAO
|
- LMSO
|
Laughing My Socks Off
|
- LMT
|
Let Me Think
|
- LMTAL
|
Let Me Take A look
|
- LMTO
|
Laughing My Tits Off
|
- LO
|
Hello
|
- LOA
|
Leave of Absence
|
- LOB
|
Throw
Line Of Business
|
- LOFL
|
Laughing Out F***ing Loud
|
- LOI
|
Laughing On the Inside
|
- LOL
|
Laughing Out Loud
|
- LOLAGE
|
The act of LOL
|
- LOLCAT
|
Cat picture with silly caption
|
- LOLO
|
Lowrider
Crazy
|
- LOLOL
|
Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
|
- LOLX
|
LOL
|
- LOLZ
|
Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm)
|
- LOLZA
|
LOL
|
- LOML
|
Love Of My Life
|
- LOOL
|
Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud
|
- LOOT
|
Money (often stolen)
|
- LOP
|
Stupid person
|
- LOQ
|
Laugh Out Quietly
|
- LORL
|
Laugh Out Really Loud
|
- LOS
|
Line Of Site
|
- LOTI
|
Laughing On The Inside
|
- LOTR
|
Lord of the Rings
|
- LOTRO
|
Lord Of The Rings Online (MMORPG)
|
- LOVL
|
Laughing Out Very Loud
|
- LOWBOB
|
Blow job
|
- LOZ
|
Legend of Zelda
|
- LP
|
Long Play (record)
|
- LQ
|
Liquor
Lover's Quarrel
|
- LQI
|
Laughing Quietly Inside
|
- LQTM
|
laughing quietly to myself
|
- LQTMS
|
Laughing Quietly To Myself
|
- LQTY
|
Laughing Quietly To Yourself
|
- LS
|
Lovesick
Life Story
|
- LSE
|
London School of Economics
Low Self-Esteem
|
- LSFH
|
Laughing So F***ing Hard
|
- LSH
|
laughing so hard
|
- LSHMBH
|
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
|
- LSI
|
Limited Social Interaction
|
- LSMIH
|
laughing so much it hurts
|
- LSR
|
loser
|
- LSS
|
Last Song Syndrome
|
- LTG
|
Learn To Google
|
- LTIC
|
Laugh Til I Cry
|
- LTL
|
Living The Life
|
- LTM
|
Laughing To Myself
|
- LTMQ
|
Laughing To Myself Quietly
|
- LTNS
|
Long Time No See
|
- LTP
|
Lost The Plot
|
- LTR
|
Long term relationship
|
- LU
|
Love You
|
- LUA
|
Love You Always
|
- LUB
|
Love
|
- LUBB
|
Love
|
- LUFF
|
Friendly Love
|
- LUL
|
Lame Uncomfortable Laugh
|
- LULAB
|
Love You Like A Brother
|
- LULAS
|
Love You Like A Sister
|
- LULZ
|
LOL
|
- LURV
|
Love
|
- LURVE
|
Love
|
- LUSM
|
Love You So Much
|
- LUV
|
Love
|
- LV
|
Louis Vuitton
Las Vegas
Level
|
- LVL
|
Level
|
- LW
|
Lucky Win
|
- LWKM
|
Laugh Wan Kill Me (LOL)
|
- LWM
|
Laugh With Me
|
- LWP
|
Laughing With Passion
|
- LXG
|
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
|
- LY
|
Love You
|
- LY2
|
Love You Too
|
- LYAAF
|
Love You As A Friend
Love You Always And Forever
|
- LYAO
|
Laughing Your @$$ Off
|
- LYB
|
Love You, Bye
|
- LYF
|
Love You Forever
|
- LYK
|
Let you know
|
- LYKE
|
Like
|
- LYL
|
Love You Lots
|
- LYLAB
|
Love You Like A Brother
|
- LYLAF
|
Love You Like A Friend
|
- LYLAS
|
Love You Like A Sister
|
- LYLMB
|
love you like my brother
|
- LYLT
|
Love You Long Time
|
- LYM
|
Love You More
|
- LYMYWY
|
Love You, Miss You, Want You
|
- LYSFM
|
Love You So F***ing Much
|
- LYSM
|
Love You So Much
|
- LZ
|
Landing Zone
|
- M&D
|
Mum and Dad
|
- M&S
|
Marks & Spencer
|
- M/F
|
Male/Female
|
- M2
|
Me Too
|
- M2AF
|
Message To All Friends
|
- M2D
|
Make my day
|
- M2FP
|
my two( three , four etc...) fav people
|
- M33T
|
Meet
|
- M4M
|
Man looking for another man
|
- M4T
|
Man looking for a transvestite
|
- M4W
|
Man looking for a woman
|
- M8
|
Mate
|
- MA
|
mom alert!
|
- MACHING
|
Going at maximum Speed (skiing or biking)
|
- MAG
|
Magazine
|
- MAGGOT
|
Fan of the band Slipknot
|
- MAH
|
My
|
- MANKY
|
Nasty, dirty
|
- MARK
|
Target, sucker
|
- MAUH
|
Kiss
|
- MAWOY
|
May Angels Watch Over You
|
- MB
|
Megabyte
|
- MBA
|
Masters of Business Association
Married But Available
|
- MBF
|
My Best Friend
|
- MBFAM
|
My Brother From Another Mother
|
- MBN
|
Must Be Nice
|
- MBO
|
Must Be Off
Management Buy-Out
|
- MC
|
Master of Ceremonies
|
- MCD
|
McDonald's
|
- MCL
|
Much Clown Love
|
- MCP
|
Male Chauvanist Pig
|
- MCR
|
My Chemical Romance (band)
|
- MDR
|
Mort De Rire (=LOL in French)
|
- ME2
|
Me Too
|
- MED
|
Medication
|
- MEETER
|
Person who likes to look at fat men
|
- MEH
|
Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
|
- MEME
|
An idea that is spread among blogs
|
- MEP
|
Member of the European Parliament
|
- MESOS
|
Currency in the game Maple Story
|
- METH
|
Methamphetamine (drug)
|
- MF
|
Mother F***er
|
- MFC
|
Mildly Fat Chick
Microsoft Foundation Classes
|
- MFEO
|
made for each other
|
- MFF
|
Male and two Females
|
- MFG
|
Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)
|
- MFIC
|
Mother F***er In Charge
|
- MFM
|
2 Males and a Female
|
- MGBY
|
May God Bless You
|
- MHM
|
To accept or say yes
|
- MHUA
|
love
|
- MI
|
Myocardial Infarction (heart attack)
Middle Initial
|
- MIA
|
Missing In Action
|
- MIHOP
|
Made It Happen on Purpose
|
- MIL
|
Mother In Law
|
- MILEAGE
|
Value for money
|
- MILF
|
Mother I'd Like to F***
|
- MIN
|
minute
|
- MINES
|
Mine
|
- MINGA
|
Minger, ugly person
|
- MINGING
|
Dirty, disgusting, ugly
|
- MINT
|
Nice, cool
|
- MISH
|
Missionary position
|
- MISO
|
My Internet Shut Off
|
- MISSION
|
Arduous or boring task
|
- MJ
|
Michael Jackson
Michael Jordan
Marijuana
|
- MK
|
mm OK
|
- MKAY
|
Okay
|
- MLIA
|
My Life Is Average
|
- MLIG
|
My Life Is Great/Good
|
- MLK
|
Malakas
|
- MLM
|
Multi-Level Marketing
Middle finger (mlm)
|
- MLS
|
My Life Sucks
|
- MM
|
Married Man
|
- MM2
|
Message Mode 2 (CS)
|
- MMA
|
Meet Me At...
|
- MMAMP
|
Meet Me At My Place
|
- MMF
|
2 Males and a Female
|
- MMK
|
UMM OK
|
- MMO
|
Short for MMORPG
|
- MMORPG
|
Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
|
- MMS
|
Multimedia Messaging Service
|
- MNF
|
Monday Night Football
|
- MO
|
Modus Operandi (method of operation)
|
- MOAR
|
More
|
- MOB
|
Hostile Creature (Gaming)
|
- MOC
|
Marriage Of Convenience
My Own Creation
|
- MOFO
|
Mother F***er
|
- MOH
|
My Other Half
|
- MOI
|
Me (French)
|
- MOL
|
More Or Less
|
- MOO
|
Matter of Opinion
My Own Opinion
|
- MOOBS
|
man boobs
|
- MOOLAH
|
Money
|
- MORF
|
Male or Female
|
- MOS
|
Mom Over Shoulder
|
- MOSH
|
Push/shove at rock/punk concert
|
- MOT
|
Ministry Of Transport test for car safety
|
- MOTD
|
Message Of The Day
Match Of The Day
|
- MOTKU
|
Master Of The Known Universe
|
- MOTO
|
Master Of The Obvious
|
- MOTWYW
|
Make Of That What You Will
|
- MP
|
Military Police
Member of Parliament
|
- MP3
|
Music file (MPEG Layer 3)
|
- MP4
|
Music/video file (MPEG Layer 4)
|
- MPEG
|
Moving Picture Experts Group
Audio/visual file format
|
- MPUA
|
Master Pick Up Artist
|
- MRI
|
Magnetic Resonance Imaging
|
- MRP
|
Manufacturer's Recommended Price
|
- MS
|
Microsoft
Maple Story (MMORPG)
|
- MSF
|
Male Seeking Female
|
- MSFAM
|
My Sister From Another Mister
|
- MSG
|
Message
Monosodium Glutamate
|
- MSI
|
Mindless Self Indulgence (band)
|
- MSM
|
Mainstream Media
|
- MSN
|
Microsoft Network
|
- MSOG
|
Multiple Shots on Goal
|
- MSR
|
Mulder/Scully Romance
|
- MT
|
Mistell (Gaming)
|
- MTA
|
more than anything
|
- MTBF
|
Mean Time Between Failures (reliability)
|
- MTC
|
More To Come
|
- MTE
|
My Thoughts Exactly
|
- MTF
|
Male To Female
|
- MTFBWU
|
May The Force Be With You
|
- MTFBWY
|
May The Force Be With You
|
- MTH
|
Month
|
- MTLBWY
|
May The Lord Be With You
|
- MTV
|
Music Television
|
- MU
|
Multi User
|
- MUA
|
Make-Up Alley (website)
|
- MUAH
|
The sound of giving a kiss
|
- MUAHA
|
An evil laugh
|
- MUFF
|
Vagina
|
- MUG
|
Rob someboby
Face
Idiot
|
- MUH
|
Me/My
|
- MULTI
|
Player with multiple online accounts
|
- MULU
|
Miss You, Love You
|
- MUSM
|
Miss U So Much
|
- MW4MW
|
Man and Woman looking for another Man and Woman
|
- MWA
|
Kiss
|
- MWAH
|
Kiss
|
- MWC
|
Married With Children
|
- MWF
|
Married White Female
|
- MWI
|
Mad With It (drunk)
|
- MWM
|
Married White Male
|
- MY BAD
|
(Flippant) apology
|
- MYF
|
Miss Your Face
|
- MYFB
|
Mind Your F***ing Business
|
- MYGGWY
|
May Your God Go With You
|
- MYL
|
Miss You Loads
|
- MYMP
|
Make Your Mama Proud
|
- MYOB
|
Mind Your Own Business
|
- MYOFB
|
Mind Your Own F***ing Business
|
- MYSM
|
Miss You So Much
|
- MYSPACE
|
A social networking site
|
- N
|
and
|
- N/C
|
Not Cool
|
- N00B
|
Newbie
|
- N1
|
Nice One
|
- N2B
|
Not Too Bad
|
- N2M
|
Not Too Much
|
- N2MU
|
Nice To Meet You
|
- N8
|
Night
|
- NA
|
Not Available
Not Applicable
Not Announced
|
- NAA
|
not at all
|
- NAB
|
N00B
|
- NAC
|
Not A Chance
Not A Chain (letter)
|
- NACKERS
|
Testicles
|
- NAD
|
Testicle
|
- NADA
|
Nothing
|
- NAGL
|
Not A Good Look
|
- NAH
|
No
|
- NAHMEAN
|
You know what I mean
|
- NALOPKT
|
Not A Lot Of People Know That.
|
- NAO
|
Now
|
- NAP
|
Not A Problem
|
- NAPSTER
|
File sharing site
|
- NARU
|
Not A Registered User
|
- NASA
|
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
|
- NASCAR
|
National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
|
- NASL
|
Name, Age, Sex, Location
|
- NATI
|
Cincinnati
|
- NATO
|
No Action Talk Only
|
- NATTY
|
Natural Light beer
Smart, good, cool
|
- NAW
|
No
|
- NAY
|
No
|
- NB
|
Not Bad
Nota Bene (Latin for please note)
|
- NBA
|
National Basketball Association
|
- NBC
|
National Broadcasting Company
|
- NBD
|
No Big Deal
|
- NBF
|
New Best Friend
|
- NBM
|
Nil By Mouth
Not Before Midnight
|
- NBSP
|
No Bulls**t Please
Non-Breaking Space
|
- NBT
|
Nothing But Trouble
|
- NC
|
No Choice
|
- NCO
|
Non-Commissioned Officer
|
- ND
|
And
|
- NDP
|
New Democratic Party
|
- NDR
|
Non-Delivery Report/Receipt
|
- NDSOS
|
New Day, Same Old Shit
|
- NE
|
any
|
- NE1
|
Anyone
|
- NED
|
Non-Educated Delinquent
|
- NEE
|
Maiden name indicator
|
- NEEK
|
A cross between a Nerd and a Geek
|
- NEFIN
|
Anything
|
- NEG
|
Negative
|
- NERD
|
Intelligent but socially inept person
|
- NERF
|
Weaken
|
- NET
|
Internet
|
- NEWAY
|
Anyway
|
- NEWBIE
|
New Person
|
- NEWFAG
|
Newcomer
|
- NF
|
Not Funny
|
- NFA
|
No Further Action
|
- NFG
|
No F***ing Good
|
- NFI
|
No Freakin Idea
|
- NFM
|
No Further Message
|
- NFN
|
Normal For Norfolk
|
- NFS
|
Not For Sale
|
- NFT
|
No Further Text
|
- NFW
|
No F****** Way
|
- NG
|
No Good
|
- NGH
|
not gonna happen
|
- NGL
|
Not Gonna Lie
|
- NH
|
Nice hand (poker slang)
|
- NHF
|
No Hard Feelings
|
- NHOI
|
Never Heard Of It
|
- NHS
|
National Health Service
|
- NIAMY
|
Never In A Million Years
|
- NIB
|
New In Box
|
- NICKER
|
Pound, quid (British currency)
|
- NIFOC
|
Naked In Front Of Computer
|
- NIK
|
Now I Know
|
- NIMBY
|
Not In My Back Yard
|
- NIN
|
Nine Inch Nails
|
- NINJA
|
Japanese warrior
|
- NIR
|
N00B In Room
|
- NIT
|
New In Town
Idiot, nitwit
|
- NITE
|
Good Night
|
- NITM
|
Not In The Mood
|
- NJ
|
Not Joking
Nice Job
|
- NK
|
No Kidding
Not Known
|
- NKOTB
|
New Kid On The Block
|
- NLI
|
Not Logged In
|
- NLM
|
No Laughing Matter
|
- NLT
|
No later than...
|
- NM
|
Never Mind
Nothing Much
No Message
|
- NMF
|
Not My Fault
|
- NMI
|
Need More Info
|
- NMJ
|
Not My Job
|
- NMJC
|
Not Much Just Chat
|
- NMJCU
|
Not Much, Just Chillin', U?
|
- NMN
|
No Middle Name
|
- NMO
|
Not My Opinion
|
- NMP
|
Not My Problem
|
- NMR
|
Not My Responsibility
|
- NMS
|
Not My Style
|
- NMU
|
Not Much, You?
|
- NMW
|
No Matter What
|
- NN
|
Night Night
No Need
Not Nice
|
- NNITO
|
Not Necessarily In That Order
|
- NO
|
Misspelling of know
No Offence
|
- NO1
|
No-one
|
- NOC
|
No One Cares
|
- NOCAL
|
Northern California
|
- NOH
|
New Overhauled
|
- NOK
|
Not Okay
No One Knows
|
- NOM
|
No Offence Meant
|
- NON
|
Now Or Never
|
- NONCE
|
Paedophile
|
- NOOB
|
New, inexperienced person
|
- NOONER
|
Mid day sex
|
- NOP
|
Not Our Problem
|
- NOPE
|
No
|
- NORCAL
|
Northern California
|
- NORLY
|
No, Really?
|
- NORWICH
|
Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
|
- NOS
|
New Old Stock
|
- NOUT
|
Nothing (northern UK)
|
- NOV
|
Novice
|
- NOWT
|
nothing
|
- NOYB
|
None Of Your Business
|
- NOYDB
|
None Of Your Damn Business
|
- NP
|
No Problem
|
- NPC
|
Non Player Character (MMORPG)
|
- NPNT
|
No Picture, No Talk
|
- NPR
|
National Public Radio
No Purchase Required
|
- NPS
|
No Problems
|
- NPZ
|
No Problems
|
- NR
|
No Reply
No Reserve
|
- NRFB
|
Never Removed From Box
|
- NRI
|
Non-Resident Indian
Non-Repairable Item
|
- NRN
|
No Reply Necessary
|
- NS
|
Nice Shot
Not Sure
No S**t
|
- NSA
|
No Strings Attached
|
- NSF
|
Not Sufficient Funds
Not So Fast
|
- NSFA
|
Not Safe For Anyone
|
- NSFV
|
Not Safe for Viewing/Vegetarians/Vegans
|
- NSFW
|
Not Safe For Work
|
- NSN
|
Not So Nice
|
- NSS
|
No S**t, Sherlock
|
- NT
|
No Thanks
|
- NTB
|
Not That Bothered
Not Too Bad
|
- NTBCW
|
Not To Be Confused With
|
- NTH
|
Nothing
|
- NTK
|
Need To Know
|
- NTL
|
NeverTheLess
|
- NTM
|
Not Too Much
Nothing Much
|
- NTMY
|
Nice To Meet You
|
- NTN
|
No Thanks Needed
|
- NTP
|
Need To Pee
|
- NTS
|
Nothing To Say
Note To Self
|
- NTT
|
Name That Tune
Not Touching That!
|
- NTTAWWT
|
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
|
- NTW
|
Not To Worry
|
- NTWF
|
Neopian Times Writers Forum
|
- NTY
|
No Thank You
|
- NUB
|
Someone who should know better
|
- NUF
|
Enough
Nothing
|
- NUKE
|
To attack with a nuclear weapon
|
- NUMPTY
|
Idiot
|
- NUTS
|
Crazy, mad
Testicles
|
- NVFM
|
Never F***ing Mind
|
- NVM
|
Nevermind
|
- NVMD
|
Never Mind
|
- NVRM
|
Never Mind
|
- NW
|
No Way
|
- NWLY
|
Never Wanna Lose You
|
- NWOT
|
New Without Tags (eBay)
|
- NWS
|
Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content
|
- NWT
|
New With Tags
|
- NY
|
New York
|
- NYC
|
New York City
|
- NYE
|
New Years Eve
|
- NYOB
|
Not Your Own Business
|
- NYSE
|
New York Stock Exchange
|
- NYT
|
Not Your Type
New York Times
|
- O&O
|
Over and Out
|
- O-O
|
Shock
|
- O.O
|
Wide eyed
|
- O/
|
High Five
|
- O:)
|
Innocent, angelic
|
- O:-)
|
Innocent, angelic
|
- OA
|
Over Acting
Over Achiever
|
- OAO
|
Over And Out
|
- OAP
|
Old Age Pensioner
|
- OATUS
|
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
|
- OAUS
|
On An Unrelated Subject
|
- OBE
|
Overcome By Events
Out of Body Experience
Order of the British Empire
|
- OBGYN
|
Gynecologist (OBstetrics and GYNecology)
|
- OBHF
|
Old Bald Headed Fart
|
- OBO
|
Or Best Offer
|
- OBS
|
Obviously
|
- OBTW
|
Oh, By The Way.
|
- OBV
|
Obviously
|
- OBVI
|
Obviously
|
- OBVS
|
Obviously
|
- OC
|
Of Course
Original Character
Orange County
|
- OCD
|
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
|
- OD
|
Overdose
Over Doing it
|
- ODG
|
Oh Dear God
|
- ODST
|
Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (Gaming)
|
- OE
|
Outlook Express
Operator Error
|
- OEM
|
original equipment manufacure
|
- OF
|
Old Fart
|
- OFC
|
Of Course
|
- OFH
|
Old Folks' Home
|
- OFT
|
Often
Oh, F*** That
|
- OG
|
Original Gangster
Old Git
|
- OGIM
|
Oh God It's Monday
|
- OH
|
Other Half
|
- OHAC
|
Own House And Car
|
- OHAI
|
Oh, Hi
|
- OHN
|
Oh Hell, No!
|
- OI
|
Hey
|
- OIC
|
Oh, I See
|
- OJ
|
Only Joking
|
- OJD
|
Obsessive Jonas (Brothers) Disorder
|
- OJT
|
On Job Training
|
- OK
|
Only Kidding
|
- OKIES
|
Okay
|
- OKW/E
|
ok what-ever
|
- OL
|
Online
Office Lady
|
- OM
|
the Old Man
|
- OMB
|
On My Break
|
- OMD
|
Oh My Days
|
- OMDB
|
Over My Dead Body
|
- OMDZ
|
Oh My Dayz
|
- OMF
|
Oh my F***
Misspelling of OMG
|
- OMFG
|
Oh My F****ing Gosh
|
- OMG
|
Oh My God
|
- OMGD
|
Oh My God Dude
|
- OMGNA
|
O MMY GOSH NOT AGAIN
|
- OMGSH
|
Oh My Gosh
|
- OMJ
|
Oh My Jonas (JB)
|
- OMJC
|
Oh My Jesus Christ
|
- OML
|
Oh My Lord
|
- OMO
|
Odd Man Out
Homosexual
|
- OMSJ
|
Oh My Sweet Jesus!
|
- OMW
|
On My Way
|
- ON9
|
Stupid (Chinese)
Online
|
- ONE
|
One Love, goodbye
|
- ONG
|
Misspelling of OMG
|
- ONNA
|
Oh No, Not Again
|
- ONNTA
|
Oh No, Not This Again
|
- ONO
|
or nearest offer
|
- ONOZ
|
Oh No
|
- ONS
|
One Night Stand
|
- ONYD
|
Oh No You Didn't
|
- OO
|
Object Orientated
Suprised
|
- OOAK
|
One Of A Kind
|
- OOC
|
Out Of Control/Character/Context
|
- OOF
|
Out Of Office
|
- OOFT
|
Sound made when impressed by something
|
- OOM
|
Out of Mana (MMORPG)
|
- OOML
|
Out Of My League
|
- OOO
|
Out Of Office
|
- OOP
|
Out Of Place
|
- OOS
|
Out Of Style
|
- OOT
|
Out Of Town
|
- OOTB
|
Out Of The Box
|
- OOTC
|
Obligatory On-Topic Comment
|
- OOTO
|
Out Of The Office
|
- OP
|
Overpowered
|
- OPB
|
Other People's Business
|
- OPEC
|
Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries
|
- OPK
|
Other People's Kids
|
- OPM
|
Other People's Money
|
- OPS
|
Oops
|
- ORG
|
Online Reality Games
Organization
|
- ORITE
|
Alright, hello
|
- ORLY
|
Oh Really
|
- OS
|
Operating system
|
- OSM
|
Awesome
|
- OT
|
Off Topic
|
- OTAY
|
Okay
|
- OTB
|
Off The boat
|
- OTC
|
Over The Counter
|
- OTD
|
On The Dot
Out The Door
|
- OTE
|
Over The Edge
|
- OTF
|
Off Topic Forum
|
- OTFL
|
On The Floor Laughing
|
- OTK
|
Over The Knee
|
- OTL
|
Out To Lunch
|
- OTM
|
Of The Moment
One Track Mind
|
- OTOH
|
On The Other Hand
|
- OTOOH
|
On The Other Other Hand
|
- OTP
|
One True Pairing
|
- OTS
|
On The Side
|
- OTT
|
Over The Top
|
- OTTH
|
On The Third Hand
|
- OTTOMH
|
Off The Top Of My Head
|
- OTW
|
On The Way
|
- OTW
|
On The Whole
|
- OTY
|
Over To You
|
- OVNO
|
Or Very Near Offer
|
- OVO
|
Obviously
|
- OWNED
|
Dominated
|
- OWO
|
Oral Without (condom)
|
- OWTTE
|
Or Words To That Effect
|
- OY
|
oh yeah
|
- OYE
|
Listen up
|
- OZ
|
Australia
Ounce
|
- O_O
|
Confused
|
- P
|
Penny, pence
|
- P&C
|
Point and Click
|
- P/U
|
Pick Up
|
- P/X
|
Part exchange
|
- P2C2E
|
Process Too Complicated To Explain
|
- P2P
|
Peer To Peer
Pay To Play
|
- P4P
|
Pound For Pound
|
- P911
|
Parent Alert
|
- PA
|
Personal Assistant
|
- PAF
|
Phone A Friend
|
- PAL
|
Parents Are Listening
|
- PANTS
|
Rubbish
Trousers
Underpants
|
- PAPER
|
Money
|
- PARTY POOPER
|
A person who ruins the mood with their attitude
|
- PATD
|
Panic At The Disco (band)
|
- PAW
|
Parents are watching
|
- PB
|
Personal Best
|
- PB&J
|
Peanut Butter and Jelly
|
- PBQ
|
Please Be Quiet
|
- PBR
|
Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer)
|
- PBS
|
Public Broadcasting Service
|
- PBUH
|
Peace Be Upon Him
|
- PBWU
|
Peace Be With You
|
- PC
|
Politically Correct
|
- PC 4 PC
|
Picture Comment For Picture Comment
|
- PC4PC
|
Picture Comment For Picture Comment.
|
- PCB
|
Printed Circuit Board
Please Come Back
|
- PCD
|
Pussycat Dolls
|
- PD
|
Public Domain
|
- PDA
|
Personal Digital Assistant
|
- PDF
|
Portable Document Format
|
- PDQ
|
Pretty Damn Quick
|
- PE
|
Physical Education
|
- PEBCAK
|
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
|
- PEBKAC
|
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
|
- PEDO
|
Paedophile
|
- PEEPS
|
People
|
- PEERS
|
People in the same group, equals in age, background etc
|
- PENG
|
Good looking person
|
- PEON
|
Low ranking person
|
- PEPS
|
people
|
- PEWPEW
|
Laser sound
|
- PFA
|
Please Find Attached
|
- PFB
|
Please Find Below
|
- PFF
|
Expression of disagreement
|
- PFFT
|
Expression of dismissal
|
- PFO
|
Please F*** Off
|
- PFT
|
An exlamation of disbelief
|
- PG
|
Parental Guidance
|
- PG-13
|
Parental Guidance if under 13 (movie rating)
|
- PGP
|
Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)
|
- PH
|
Pantyhose
|
- PHAT
|
Pretty Hot And Tempting
|
- PHD
|
Doctor of Philosphy
|
- PHEW
|
Expression of relief
|
- PHISHING
|
Scamming method used to get personal information
|
- PHONY
|
Fake object or person
|
- PHP
|
Personal Home Page
|
- PHWOAR
|
Acknowledgement that a person is fit, sexy,hot
|
- PI
|
Greek letter
Ratio of circle's diameter to its circumference
|
- PIA
|
Pain In the @$$
|
- PIB
|
Pain In the Bum/Butt
|
- PIC
|
Picture
|
- PICNIC
|
Problem In Chair Not In Computer
|
- PIF
|
Marijuana
|
- PILLOW TALK
|
Converstaion in bed, usually after sex
|
- PIMP
|
Prostitute's manager
|
- PIMPLE
|
Pissing In My Pants Laughing Ecstatically
Small spot
|
- PING
|
Send a packet to a computer and wait for its return
|
- PIPE
|
Have sex
|
- PIR
|
Parent In Room
|
- PISSED
|
Angry
Drunk
|
- PISSED OFF
|
Mad, angry
|
- PITA
|
Pain In The @$$
|
- PITB
|
Pain In The Butt
|
- PITR
|
Parent In The Room
|
- PIX
|
Pictures
|
- PJ
|
Poor/Personal Joke
Cheap alcoholic beverage
|
- PK
|
Player Kill (MMORPG)
|
- PKIT
|
Please Keep In Touch
|
- PL
|
OK (typo)
|
- PL0X
|
Please
|
- PLASTIC
|
Credit Card
|
- PLEB
|
Commoner, inferior person
|
- PLH
|
Peace, Love and Happiness
|
- PLMK
|
Please Let Me Know
|
- PLOS
|
Parents Looking Over Shoulder
|
- PLOX
|
Please
|
- PLS
|
Please
|
- PLX
|
Please
|
- PLZ
|
Please
|
- PM
|
Private Message
Post Meridiem (afternoon)
|
- PMBYMHMMFSWGAS
|
Pardon Me, But You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A S**t
|
- PMF
|
Pardon My French
|
- PMFJI
|
Pardon Me For Jumping In
|
- PMIGBOM
|
Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!
|
- PMJI
|
Pardon My Jumping In
|
- PML
|
Pissing Myself Laughing
|
- PMO
|
P*** Me Off
|
- PMP
|
Portable Media Player
Peeing My Pants
|
- PMPL
|
P**ing My Pants Laughing
|
- PMS
|
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
|
- PMSL
|
P***ing myself laughing
|
- PMYMHMMFSWGAD
|
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
|
- PNP
|
Party and Play
|
- PO
|
Pissed Off
Police Officer
|
- POA
|
Plan Of Action
|
- POAS
|
Pee On A Stick (home pregnancy test)
|
- POC
|
Piece Of Cake
Pile Of Crap
|
- POCKO
|
Pocket
|
- POETS
|
Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
|
- POKE
|
Have sex with
Contact in Facebook
|
- POKER FACE
|
Expressionless face
|
- POKEY
|
Prison
|
- POMG
|
Oh My God (variation)
|
- PONED
|
Powerfully owned, dominated
|
- POO
|
S**t, poop
|
- POOF
|
Homosexual
|
- POOL SHARK
|
Good pool player
|
- POOP
|
S**t, pooh
|
- POP
|
Popular (music)
|
- POPO
|
Police Officer(s)
|
- POPPER
|
Amyl Nitrate
|
- POPPERS
|
Amyl nitrate (recreational drug)
|
- POS
|
Piece Of S**t
Parent Over Shoulder
|
- POTC
|
Pirates Of The Carribean
|
- POTO
|
Phantom Of The Opera
|
- POTS
|
Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)
|
- POTUS
|
President of the United States
|
- POTW
|
Patient of the Week (House M.D.)
|
- POV
|
Point Of View
|
- POW
|
Prisioner of War
|
- POWN
|
PWN
|
- POZ
|
HIV positive
|
- PP
|
Penis
|
- PPL
|
People
|
- PPLE
|
People
|
- PPLZ
|
Peoples
|
- PPM
|
Parts Per Million
|
- PPT
|
Microsoft PowerPoint file
|
- PPU
|
Please Pick Up
|
- PPV
|
Pay Per View
|
- PR
|
Public Relations
|
- PRO
|
Professional
Prostitute
|
- PROB
|
Probably
|
- PROC
|
Programmed Random Occurrence
|
- PROLLY
|
Probably
|
- PRON
|
Porn
|
- PROPS
|
Respect, recognition
|
- PRW
|
Parents Are Watching
|
- PS
|
Post Script
|
- PS & QS
|
Pints and Quarts
Please and Thank Yous
|
- PS3
|
PlayStation 3
|
- PSE
|
Porn Star Experience
|
- PSF
|
Porn Star Finish
|
- PSH
|
Dismissive expression
|
- PSI
|
Pounds per Square Inch (pressure)
Greek letter
|
- PSM
|
Personal Short Message
|
- PSML
|
Pissing Myself Laughing
|
- PSP
|
PlayStation Portable
|
- PST
|
Please Send Tell
Pacific Standard Time
|
- PSU
|
Power Supply Unit
|
- PT
|
Phantasy Tour
Physical Training
|
- PTB
|
Powers That Be
Pass The Buck
Please Text Back
|
- PTDR
|
Pete De Rire (French for LOL)
|
- PTL
|
Praise The Lord
|
- PTO
|
Paid Time Off
|
- PTW
|
Play To Win
Professional Time Waster
|
- PUG
|
Pick Up Group
|
- PUMA
|
Woman who dates younger men
|
- PURDY
|
Pretty
|
- PUSSY
|
Vagina
|
- PUTA
|
Prostitute (Spanish/Portugese)
|
- PVE
|
Player versus Environment (MMORPG)
|
- PVM
|
Player Versus Monster
|
- PVP
|
Player v Player
|
- PVT
|
Private
|
- PW
|
Pussy Whipped
Password
|
- PWN
|
Own, dominate
|
- PWND
|
Owned
|
- PWNED
|
Owned
|
- PWNT
|
Owned
|
- PWOR
|
Proceeding With Orders Recieved
|
- PWP
|
Plot? What Plot?
|
- PYT
|
Pretty Young Thing
|
- PZ
|
Peace
|
- Q
|
Thank You
|
- Q&A
|
Question and Answer
|
- Q1
|
First Quarter
Quake 1 (Game)
|
- Q8
|
Kuwait
|
- QA
|
Quality Assurance
Question and Answer
|
- QC
|
Quality Control
|
- QED
|
Quod Erat Demonstrandum (it has been proved)
|
- QFE
|
Quoted For Emphasis
|
- QFP
|
Quoted For Posterity
|
- QFT
|
Quoted For Truth
|
- QL
|
Cool
Quietly Laughing
|
- QOS
|
Quantam Of Solace
|
- QQ
|
Cry More Noob
|
- QQ4U
|
Quick Question For You
|
- QT
|
Cutie
|
- QTF
|
Quoted For Truth
Quit F***ing Talking
|
- QTPI
|
Cutie Pie
|
- QUACK
|
Doctor
|
- QUEEN
|
Flamboyant homosexual
|
- QWERTYUIOP
|
Bored
|
- QYB
|
Quit Your Bitching
|
- R
|
are
|
- R&R
|
Rest and Relaxation
|
- RA
|
Resident Advisor
Resident Assistant
|
- RAD
|
Radical, cool
|
- RAF
|
Rough As F***
|
- RAFL
|
ROFL
|
- RAH
|
Pompous or superior person
|
- RAM
|
Random Access Memory
|
- RANDOM
|
Unexpected, unpredictable
|
- RANGA
|
Redhead (derogatory)
|
- RAPPER
|
Urban poet
|
- RAW
|
Unprotected Sex
|
- RAWK
|
Rock
|
- RAWR
|
Right Answer, Wrong Reason
|
- RAZZ
|
Make fun of
Get drunk
|
- RBAU
|
Right Back At You
|
- RBAY
|
Right Back At You
|
- RBG
|
Revolutionary But Gangsta
|
- RCT
|
Roller Coster Tycoon
|
- RDJ
|
Robert Downey Jr.
|
- RE
|
Regarding
|
- RED COAT
|
British soldier
Holiday camp worker
|
- RENOB
|
Boner backwards
|
- RENTS
|
Parents
|
- REP
|
Represent
Reputation
Repetition
|
- RESH
|
Depressing
|
- RESTECPA
|
Respect (Ali G)
|
- REV
|
Make an engine go faster
Reverend
|
- RFC
|
Request For Comment
|
- RFN
|
Right F***ing Now
|
- RFP
|
Request for Proposal
|
- RFT
|
Right First Time
|
- RFYL
|
Run For Your Life
|
- RGR
|
Roger
|
- RHCP
|
Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band)
|
- RICE
|
Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements
|
- RICK ROLL
|
Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video
|
- RIFRAF
|
Common people, trailer trash
|
- RINO
|
Republican In Name Only
|
- RIP
|
Convert music on CD to MP3s
Rest In Peace
|
- RIPPED
|
Well defined muscles
Stoned
|
- RITE
|
Right
Write
|
- RL
|
Real Life
|
- RLF
|
Real Life Friend
|
- RLY
|
Really
|
- RME
|
Rolling My Eyes
|
- RMR
|
Remember
|
- RMV
|
Results May Vary
|
- RN
|
Right Now
Registered Nurse
|
- RNG
|
Random Number Generator
|
- RO
|
Ragnarok Online ( MMORPG)
|
- ROCKIN
|
Awesome
|
- ROF
|
Rate Of Fire
ROFLMAO
|
- ROFL
|
Rolling On Floor Laughing
|
- ROFLMAO
|
Rolling On Floor, Laughing My A$$ Off
|
- ROFLMBO
|
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
|
- ROFLOL
|
Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud
|
- ROFTL
|
Misspelling of ROTFL
|
- ROG
|
Really Old Git
|
- ROLF
|
Rolling On Laughing Floor
|
- ROM
|
Read-Only Memory
|
- ROOFIE
|
Rohypnol or any date-rape drug
|
- ROR
|
Raughing out Roud
|
- ROSES
|
Money
|
- ROTF
|
Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
|
- ROTFFNAR
|
Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
|
- ROTFL
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
|
- ROTFLMAO
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off
|
- ROTFLOL
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
|
- ROTGL
|
Rolling On The Ground Laughing
|
- ROTK
|
Return of the King (Tolkien)
|
- ROTM
|
Run Of The Mill
|
- ROX
|
Rocks
|
- ROXOR
|
Rocks, Awesome
|
- ROXORZ
|
Rocks
|
- ROY
|
Relative of yours?
|
- RP
|
Role Play
|
- RPC
|
Role Playing Chat
|
- RPG
|
Rocket Propelled Grenade
Role Playing Game
|
- RQ
|
Random Questions (Livejournal community)
|
- RR
|
Restroom
|
- RRD
|
Rick Rolled
|
- RRP
|
Recommended Retail Price
|
- RS
|
RuneScape, a MMORPG
|
- RSN
|
Real Soon Now
|
- RSS
|
Rich Site Summary
Really Simple Syndication
|
- RSVP
|
Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply)
|
- RT
|
Retweet
Real Time
|
- RTE
|
National broadcaster in Ireland
|
- RTF
|
return the favour
|
- RTFA
|
Read the F***ing Article
|
- RTFAQ
|
Read The FAQ
|
- RTFF
|
Read The F***ing FAQ
|
- RTFI
|
Read The Flipping Instructions
|
- RTFM
|
Read The Flipping Manual
|
- RTHX
|
Thank you for the Retweet
|
- RTM
|
Read The Manual
|
- RTS
|
Real Time Strategy
|
- RTW
|
Ready To Wear
Round The World
|
- RU
|
aRe yoU?
|
- RUA
|
Are You Alone?
|
- RUNNER
|
Loose woman
|
- RUO
|
Weak (Chinese)
|
- RUOK
|
Are You OK?
|
- RUT
|
Are You There
|
- RWYS
|
Reap What You Sow
|
- RYN
|
Read Your Note
Regarding Your Note
|
- RYT
|
Right, alright
|
- S&M
|
Sadism and Masochism
|
- S/B
|
Should Be
|
- S2
|
Love (heart shape)
|
- S2R
|
Send 2 Receive
|
- S4S
|
Support For Support (MySpace)
|
- SA
|
sibling alert
|
- SAD
|
Pathetic
Seasonal Adjustment Disorder
|
- SAF
|
Single Asian Female
|
- SAFE
|
Something or someone good
|
- SAG
|
Wear trousers low around the waist
|
- SAHM
|
Stay At Home Mom
|
- SAM
|
Stop Annoying Me
|
- SANS
|
Without (French)
|
- SARGE
|
Chat up
|
- SAS
|
Special Air Service
|
- SAT
|
Scholastic Assessment Test
|
- SB
|
Somebody
|
- SBD
|
Silent But Deadly
|
- SBF
|
Single Black Female
|
- SBM
|
Single Black Male
|
- SBT
|
Sorry 'Bout That
|
- SC
|
StarCraft (game)
Silent Chuckle
|
- SCAM
|
Rip off
Make out
|
- SCH
|
School
|
- SCHEMIE
|
Someone from a councili estate
|
- SCNR
|
Sorry, Could Not Resist
|
- SCO
|
San Fransisco
|
- SCOTUS
|
Supreme Court Of The United States
|
- SCRUB
|
Loser who thinks he's something
|
- SCUBA
|
self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
|
- SD
|
Sweet Dreams
Secure Digital (memory card)
|
- SDFU
|
Shut Da F*** Up
|
- SDK
|
Software Development Kit
|
- SE
|
Special Edition
|
- SEC
|
second
|
- SED
|
Said
|
- SEO
|
Search Engine Optimization
|
- SEP
|
Somebody Else's Problem
|
- SETE
|
Smiling Ear To Ear
|
- SEXPOT
|
Sexy Person
|
- SF
|
Science Fiction
San Francisco
|
- SFA
|
Sweet F*** All
|
- SFAM
|
Sister From Another Mister
|
- SFB
|
So F***ing Bored
S**t For Brains
|
- SFF
|
So F***ing Funny
|
- SFM
|
So F***ing Much
|
- SFS
|
Sexual Frustration Syndrome
|
- SFSG
|
So Far So Good
|
- SFW
|
Safe For Work
|
- SFX
|
Sound Effects
|
- SG2M
|
Sounds Good To Me
|
- SGTM
|
Sounds Good To Me
|
- SH
|
Same Here
|
- SHAG
|
Have sex
Tire (out)
Rough tobacco
|
- SHAWTY
|
Young girl/woman
|
- SHIFT
|
Make out, kiss
|
- SHIP
|
Romantic relationship
|
- SHITE
|
S**t
|
- SHO
|
Sure
|
- SHONE
|
Slut
|
- SHOOP
|
Photoshop
|
- SHORTY
|
Girlfriend, attractive girl
|
- SHUX
|
Shucks, expression of modesty
|
- SI
|
Stop It
Stupid Idiot
|
- SIA
|
Sorry I Asked
|
- SIAP
|
Sorry If Already Posted
|
- SIC
|
Latin sicut (just as) - apparent mistake
|
- SICK
|
Awesome, cool
|
- SICS
|
Sitting In Chair Snickering
|
- SID
|
Acid, LSD
|
- SIF
|
As If
|
- SIFS
|
Secret Internet Fatties
|
- SIG
|
Signature
|
- SIGH
|
Exhale depressedly
|
- SIKE
|
Indicating the previous statement is false
Psyche
|
- SIL
|
Son-In-Law
|
- SIM CARD
|
Subscriber Identity Module for a mobile phone
|
- SIS
|
Sister
|
- SITD
|
Still In The Dark
|
- SIUYA
|
Shove It Up Your @$$
|
- SIW
|
someone is watching
|
- SJ
|
Society of Jesus
San Jose
|
- SK8
|
skate
|
- SK8R
|
skater
|
- SKANKIN
|
Form of dancing
|
- SKANKY
|
Slutty, cheap
|
- SKEEN
|
I See , Seen
|
- SKET
|
A slut, promiscuous woman
|
- SKI
|
Spend Kids' Inheritance
Snort cocaine
|
- SKI INSTRUCTOR
|
Cocaine dealer
|
- SKINS
|
Cigarette papers
TV teen drama
|
- SKL
|
School
|
- SKN
|
OK, cool, whatever
|
- SKOOL
|
School
|
- SKUX
|
A guy who's good with women
|
- SKYPE
|
Internet telephone
|
- SL
|
So Lame
|
- SLAG
|
A promiscuous woman
To put down (Slag off)
|
- SLAP
|
sounds like a plan
|
- SLF
|
Sounds Like Fun
|
- SLM
|
Salaam (hello)
|
- SLOL
|
Seriously Laughing Out Loud
|
- SLOSHED
|
Drunk
|
- SLR
|
Single Lens Reflex (camera)
|
- SLUB
|
Slutty bitch
|
- SLUT
|
Sexually promiscuous person, usually female
|
- SLY
|
Still Love You
|
- SM
|
Sado Masochism
|
- SMACK
|
Heroin
|
- SMD
|
Suck My Dick
|
- SMDH
|
Shaking My Damn Head
|
- SMDHE
|
Some Mothers Do Have Em
|
- SME
|
Small/Medium Enterprises
|
- SMEXI
|
Smart and Sexy
|
- SMEXY
|
Smart and sexy
|
- SMF
|
Sick/Stupid Mother F***er
|
- SMFH
|
Shaking My F***ing Head
|
- SMG
|
Sub-Machine Gun
|
- SMH
|
Shaking My Head
|
- SMOOCH
|
Kiss
|
- SMS
|
Short Message Service
|
- SMTH
|
Something
|
- SMYB
|
Show Me Your Boobs
|
- SN
|
Screen Name
|
- SNAFU
|
Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
|
- SNAKE OIL
|
Fake medicine
|
- SNAP
|
Expression of dismay, surprise, joy etc
|
- SNIDE
|
Fake or counterfeit
|
- SNIFF
|
Cocaine
|
- SNM
|
Say No More
|
- SNR
|
Signal To Noise Ratio
|
- SNYK
|
So Now You Know
|
- SO
|
Significant Other
|
- SOA
|
State Of Alert (band)
|
- SOAB
|
Son Of A Bitch
|
- SOAD
|
System Of A Down (Band)
|
- SOB
|
son of a Bitch
|
- SOD
|
Fool, idiot
General swear word, like F***
|
- SOF
|
Soldier Of Fortune (Game)
|
- SOG
|
Sea Of Green (cannabis growing)
|
- SOK
|
That's OK
|
- SOL
|
$h*t Outta Luck
|
- SOML
|
Story Of My Life
|
- SOMSW
|
someone over my shoulder watching
|
- SONAR
|
SOund Navagation And Ranging
|
- SOO
|
so
|
- SOOD
|
Cool
|
- SOOL
|
So Cool
S**t Out Of Luck
|
- SOOTB
|
Straight Out Of The Box
|
- SOP
|
Standard Operating Procedure
|
- SORTA
|
Sort of
|
- SOS
|
Save Our Souls (Help!)
|
- SOSDD
|
Same Old S**t, Different Day
|
- SOTA
|
State Of The Art
|
- SOTD
|
Song Of The Day
|
- SOUND
|
Cool, awesome, good
|
- SOW
|
Female police officer
|
- SOZ
|
Sorry
|
- SP
|
Sex Party
Spelling
Starting Price
|
- SP2
|
Serive Pack 2
|
- SPAM
|
Unsolicted email
|
- SPED
|
Someone who needs special education
|
- SPEXY
|
Sexy with glasses
|
- SPF
|
Strictly Platonic Friend
|
- SPLIF
|
A cigarette of tobacco and cannibis
|
- SPM
|
South Park Mexican (rapper)
|
- SPN
|
Supernatural (TV show)
|
- SPOC
|
Single Point of Contact
|
- SPOT ON
|
Absolutely correct, perfect
|
- SPST
|
Same Place, Same Time
|
- SQL
|
Structured Query Language (for databases)
|
- SQTM
|
Smiling Quietly To Myself
|
- SQUIRT
|
Female ejaculation
|
- SQUIRTER
|
A woman who ejaculates
|
- SRH
|
Supporting Radical Habits (Clothing)
|
- SRO
|
Standing Room Only
|
- SRS
|
Serious
|
- SRSLY
|
Seriously
|
- SRY
|
Sorry
|
- SS
|
Screen Shot
|
- SSA
|
Subject Says All
|
- SSBBW
|
Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman
|
- SSDD
|
Same Stuff Different Day
|
- SSL
|
Secure Socket Layer
See Subject Line
|
- SSWA
|
So Say We All
|
- ST
|
Something
|
- STAN
|
Stalker Fan
|
- STAT
|
Immediately (from Latin statim)
|
- STBY
|
Sucks To Be You
Sorry To Bother You
|
- STC
|
Subject to Change
|
- STD
|
Shrinking To Dust/ ......Being totally humiliated
|
- STELLA
|
Flirty girl
|
- STEXT
|
Sexy text message
|
- STF
|
Shut The Fuck
Sa Te Fut (F*** you Romanian)
|
- STFD
|
Sit The F*** Down
|
- STFU
|
Shut The F*** Up
|
- STFW
|
Search the F***ing Web
So The F*** What
|
- STG
|
Swear To God
|
- STH
|
Something
|
- STHG
|
Something
|
- STHU
|
Shut The Hell Up
|
- STI
|
Sexually Transmitted Infection
|
- STM
|
Short Term Memory
|
- STR8
|
Straight
|
- STSP
|
Same Time Same Place
|
- STUB
|
Small penis
|
- STW
|
Search The Web
|
- STY
|
Same To You
|
- SU
|
Shut Up
|
- SUB
|
Submissive person in BDSM
Submarine sandwich
|
- SUCKS
|
Is bad, is rubbish
|
- SUKA
|
Bitch (Russian)
|
- SUL
|
See You Later
|
- SULA
|
Sweaty Upper Lip Alert
|
- SUM
|
Some
|
- SUMFIN
|
Something
|
- SUP
|
What's Up
|
- SUS
|
Suspect, suspicious
|
- SUV
|
Sport Utility Vehicle
|
- SUX
|
Sucks
|
- SW
|
So What?
Star Wars
Street Worker
|
- SWAG
|
Scientific Wild A$$ed Guess
|
- SWAGG
|
Style, coolness, confidence
|
- SWAGGA
|
Style or personality
|
- SWAK
|
Sealed With A Kiss
|
- SWALK
|
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
|
- SWANK
|
Cool, classy
Single Woman And No Kids
Second Wife And No Kids
|
- SWF
|
Single White Female
|
- SWIM
|
Someone Who Isn't Me
|
- SWIY
|
Someone Who Isn't You
|
- SWK
|
Star Wars Kid
|
- SWM
|
Single White Male
|
- SWMBO
|
She Who Must Be Obeyed
|
- SWND
|
Sound
|
- SWOT
|
Person who is always studying
|
- SWPF
|
Single White Professional Female
|
- SWT
|
Sweat
Sweet
|
- SWY
|
Sowwy (sorry)
|
- SXC
|
Sexy
|
- SXE
|
Straightedge (no drink, no drugs, no sex)
|
- SY
|
Sincerely Yours
|
- SYAU
|
Shut Your A$$ Up
|
- SYF
|
Shut Your Face
|
- SYFM
|
Shut your F***ing Mouth
|
- SYG
|
Shut Your Gob
|
- SYK
|
So You Know
|
- SYL
|
See You Later
|
- SYM
|
Shut Your Mouth
So You Mad?
|
- SYRS
|
See You Real Soon
|
- SYS
|
See Ya Soon
|
- SYSOP
|
System Operator
|
- SYT
|
See You Tomorrow
See You There
|
- SYTYCD
|
So You Think You Can Dance
|
- S^
|
What's Up
|
- T-T
|
Crying
|
- T2M
|
Talk To Me
|
- T2UL
|
Talk To You Later
|
- T4M
|
Transvestite looking for a man
|
- TA
|
Thank you
|
- TAE
|
Trial And Error
|
- TAF
|
Tell A Friend
|
- TAFN
|
That's All For Now
|
- TAGL
|
There's a good lad
|
- TAHT
|
That
|
- TAI
|
Think About It
|
- TANJ
|
There Ain't No Justice
|
- TANSTAAFL
|
There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
|
- TARFU
|
Things Are Really Fouled Up
|
- TAS
|
Thick As S**t
|
- TASTY
|
Good looking
Cool, awesome
|
- TAT
|
Tattoo>BR>Rubbish, junk
|
- TAW
|
teachers are watching
|
- TAY
|
Thinking About You
|
- TB
|
Text Back
|
- TBA
|
To Be Announced
|
- TBC
|
To Be Continued
|
- TBCH
|
To Be Completely Honest
|
- TBD
|
To Be Decided
|
- TBF
|
To Be Fair
|
- TBFU
|
Too Bad For You
|
- TBH
|
To be honest
|
- TBQH
|
To Be Quite Honest
|
- TBTP
|
That's Beside The Point
|
- TBW
|
Tiny Brained Wiper (of other people's bottoms)
|
- TBX
|
To Be Exact
|
- TC
|
Take Care
|
- TCB
|
Taking Care of Business
|
- TCCIC
|
Take Care Cause I Care
|
- TCFN
|
Take Care For Now
|
- TCK
|
Third Culture Kid
|
- TCL
|
Tool Command Language
|
- TD
|
Touchdown
|
- TDDUP
|
Til Death Do Us Part
|
- TDG
|
Too Damn Good
Three Days Grace (band)
|
- TDL
|
To Do List
|
- TDS
|
Technical Dificulties
|
- TDWP
|
The Devil Wears Prada (Band)
|
- TE AMO
|
I love You (Spanish)
|
- TEH
|
The
Used to emphasise the next word
|
- TEK
|
Tek-9 machine pistol
Technique
|
- TEOTWAWKI
|
the end of the world as we know it
|
- TEVS
|
Whatever
|
- TF2
|
Team Fortress 2 (Game)
|
- TFB
|
Too F***ing Bad
|
- TFF
|
Too F***ing Funny
|
- TFFS
|
That's For F***ing Sure
|
- TFFW
|
Too Funny For Words
|
- TFLMS
|
Thanks For Letting Me Share
|
- TFLN
|
Texts From Last Night
|
- TFM2KAU2FO
|
THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT
|
- TFN
|
Till Further Notice
Total F***ing Nightmare
|
- TFS
|
Thanks For Sharing
|
- TFT
|
The Frozen Throne (Warcraft III)
Thin Film Transistor
|
- TFTI
|
Thanks For The Info
|
- TFW
|
The F*** What?
|
- TG
|
Thank God
Transgender
Too Good
|
- TGAL
|
Think Globally, Act Locally
|
- TGIF
|
Thank God It's Friday
|
- TGP
|
Thumbnail Gallery Post
|
- THA
|
The
|
- THANG
|
Thing
|
- THANQ
|
Thank You
|
- THANX
|
Thanks
|
- THIZZING
|
Tripping on Ecstasy
|
- THN
|
Then
|
- THNX
|
Thanks
|
- THO
|
Though
|
- THRU
|
Through
|
- THT
|
That
|
- THTH
|
To Hot to Handle
|
- THUG
|
Violent criminal
Person struggling to make something of their life
|
- THUMBNAIL
|
Small version of a picture
|
- THUMBS DOWN
|
Sign of disapproval
|
- THWU
|
To Hell With You
|
- THX
|
Thanks
|
- TI
|
Rapper from Atlanta
|
- TIA
|
Thanks In Advance
|
- TIC
|
Tongue in Cheek
|
- TIE
|
Take It Easy
|
- TIF
|
That Is Funny
|
- TIFF
|
Argument, disagreement
|
- TIL
|
Until
Today I Learned
|
- TILF
|
Teacher I'd Like To F***
|
- TIME
|
Tears In My Eyes
|
- TINA
|
Crystal Meth
|
- TINALO
|
This Is Not A Legal Opinion
|
- TINAR
|
This Is Not A Recommendation
|
- TINWIS
|
That Is Not What I Said
|
- TIPSY
|
Slightly drunk
|
- TIS
|
It Is
|
- TISH
|
S**t
|
- TISNF
|
That is so not fair
|
- TIT
|
Woman's breast
Stupid person
|
- TITCH
|
Small person
|
- TITCR
|
This Is The Credited Response
|
- TJA
|
Hi (Swedish)
|
- TK
|
Team Killer
|
- TKM
|
Te Quiero Mucho (Spanish for I love you)
|
- TKO
|
Technical Knock Out
|
- TKS
|
Thanks
|
- TKT
|
Don't worry (French)
|
- TLA
|
Three Letter Acronym
|
- TLC
|
Tender Loving Care
|
- TLD
|
Top Level Domain
|
- TLDNR
|
Too Long; Did Not Read
|
- TLDR
|
Too long; Didn't Read
|
- TLGO
|
The List Goes On
|
- TM
|
Text Message
Text Me
Trademark
|
- TMA
|
Take My Advice
|
- TMAI
|
Tell Me About It
|
- TMAO
|
Text My A$$ off
|
- TMB
|
Text Me Back
|
- TMD
|
Damn in Chinese
Too Much Detail
|
- TMF
|
Too Much Forehead
|
- TMFD
|
Too Much F***ing Drama
|
- TMI
|
Too Much Information
|
- TMK
|
To My Knowledge
|
- TML
|
Thank Me Later
Text Me Later
|
- TMM
|
Tell Me More
|
- TMO
|
Tomorrow
|
- TMR
|
Tomorrow
|
- TMRW
|
Tomorrow
|
- TMTH
|
Too Much To Handle
|
- TMW
|
tomorrow
|
- TMY
|
Tell Me Why
|
- TMZ
|
Celebrity news
|
- TNBM
|
True Norwegian Black Metal
|
- TNF
|
That's Not Funny
|
- TNO
|
Trust No One
|
- TNOT
|
Take Note Of That
|
- TNT
|
'Til Next Time
|
- TNX
|
Thanks
|
- TO
|
Time Out
|
- TOFTT
|
Take One For The Team
|
- TOH
|
The Other Half
|
- TOL
|
Thinking Out Loud
Thinking Of Laughing
|
- TOM
|
Time Of Month
|
- TOMOZ
|
Tomorrow
|
- TOODLE
|
Goodbye, toodle-pip
|
- TOOL
|
Person of low intelligence, a fool
|
- TOPPER
|
Person who always has a better story
|
- TOPS
|
Wonderful, fantastic
|
- TOS
|
Terms Of Service
|
- TOTE
|
Carry
|
- TOTS
|
Totally
|
- TOTT
|
Think on These Things
|
- TOUCHE
|
Said when admitting opponent has made a good point
|
- TOY
|
Thinking Of You
|
- TP
|
Toilet Paper
Town Portal (diablo 2)
|
- TPAM
|
The Person Above Me
|
- TPE
|
Total Power Exchange
|
- TPS
|
Totally pointless stuff
|
- TPT
|
Trailer Park Trash
|
- TPTB
|
The Powers That Be
|
- TQ
|
Thank You
|
- TQM
|
Te Quiero Mucho (I Like You A Lot)
|
- TRA
|
Bye
|
- TRAMP STAMPS
|
Tatoos on a woman's lower back
|
- TRANNY
|
Transexual
Transvestite
|
- TRAP
|
Place for drug dealing
Convincing transvestite
|
- TRDMC
|
Tears Running Down My Cheeks
|
- TRDMF
|
Tears Running Down My Face
|
- TRICK
|
A tease
Man who uses a prostitute
|
- TRIPPING
|
Under the influence of drugs
|
- TROLL
|
A deliberately provocative message board user
|
- TROLLING
|
The act of being a TROLL
|
- TROTW
|
the rest of the world
|
- TRU
|
True
|
- TS
|
Transsexual
|
- TSFY
|
Tough S**t For You
|
- TSHTF
|
The S**t Hits The Fan
|
- TSK
|
Sound of annoyance
|
- TSM
|
Thanks So Much
|
- TSWGAF
|
Tell Someone Who Gives A F***
|
- TT
|
Telegrahic Transfer
Till tomorrow
|
- TT4N
|
Ta Ta For Now
|
- TTBOMK
|
To The Best Of My Knowledge
|
- TTC
|
trying to conceive
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- TTD
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Textually Transmitted Disease
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- TTFAF
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Through The Fire And Flames (song)
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- TTFL
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Ta Ta For Later
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- TTFN
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Ta-Ta For Now
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- TTFW
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Too Tacky For Words
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- TTG
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Time To Go
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- TTH
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Trying Too Hard
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- TTIF
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Thank F*** It's Friday
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- TTL
|
Thank The Lord
Time To Live (network cache)
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- TTLY
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Totally
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- TTM
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Talk To Me
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- TTP
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To The Point
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- TTTH
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Talk To The Hand
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- TTTT
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These Things Take Time
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- TTTTY
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Time To Talk To You
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- TTUL
|
Talk To You Later
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- TTUS
|
Talk To You Soon.
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- TTY
|
Talk To You
|
- TTYL
|
Talk To You Later
|
- TTYM
|
Talk to You Maņana
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- TTYN
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Talk To You Never
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- TTYRS
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Talk To You Real Soon
|
- TTYS
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Talk to ya soon
|
- TTYT
|
Talk To You Tomorrow
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- TTYTT
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To Tell You The Truth
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- TTYVS
|
Talk To You Very Soon
|
- TU
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Tits Up (chaos, broken)
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- TUTU
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Female private part
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- TUX
|
The penguin Linux mascot
Tuxedo
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- TV
|
Television
Transvestite
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- TVM
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Thanks Very Much
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- TW@
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T**t
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- TWAT
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Vagina
Idiot
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- TWEEKER
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A methamphetamine user
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- TWEET
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A post on Twitter
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- TWHS
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That's What He Said
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- TWIMC
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To Whom It May Concern
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- TWINKS
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Young Gay Men
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- TWIT
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Foolish person
That's What I Thought
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- TWITTER
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A social networking site
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- TWOT
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total waste of time
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- TWSS
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That's what she said
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- TWTMC
|
To Whom This May Concern
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- TX
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Thanks
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- TXT
|
SMS message
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- TY
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Thank You
|
- TYB
|
Try Your Best
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- TYFAYS
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Thank You For All Your Support
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- TYFYT
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Thank You For Your Time
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- TYL
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