- AAF
|
Always and Forever
|
- AAK
|
Alive And Kicking
|
- AAMOF
|
As A Matter Of Fact
|
- AAR
|
At Any Rate
|
- AAWY
|
And Also With You
|
- AAYF
|
As Always, Your Friend
|
- ADGTH
|
All Dogs Go To Heaven
|
- ADN
|
Any Day Now
|
- AFAIC
|
As Far As I'm Concerned
|
- AFAICS
|
As Far As I Can See
|
- AFAICT
|
As Far As I Can Tell
|
- AFAIK
|
As Far As I Know
|
- AFAIR
|
As Far As I Remember
|
- AFK
|
Away From Keyboard
|
- AFN
|
that's All For Now
|
- AI
|
As If
|
- AIB
|
am i boverd?
|
- AIKRN
|
All I know right now
|
- AISB
|
As I Said before
|
- AISI
|
As I See it
|
- AIUI
|
As I Understand it
|
- AKA
|
Also Known As
|
- ANFAWFOS
|
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
|
- ANFSCD
|
And Now For Something Completely Different
|
- ANY1
|
anyone
|
- AOTA
|
All Of The Above
|
- APJ
|
apple bottom jeans
|
- ASA
|
and so on
|
- ASAP
|
As Soon as Possible
|
- ASAS
|
As soon as sensible
|
- ASL
|
Age, Sex, Location?
|
- ASLP
|
Age, Sex, Location, Picture?
|
- ATB
|
all the best
|
- ATM
|
At The Moment
|
- ATST
|
At The Same Time
|
- ATYS
|
Anything You Say
|
- AWA
|
As Well As
|
- AWHFY
|
Are We Having Fun Yet
|
- AWOL
|
Absent Without Leave
|
- AYB
|
All your base
|
- AYBABTU
|
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
|
- AYBRB2U
|
All your base are belong to us
|
- AYFR
|
are you for real
|
- AYKM
|
are you kidding me
|
- AYL
|
Are You Listening?
|
- AYOR
|
At Your Own Risk
|
- AYS
|
Are You Serious?
|
- AYT
|
Are You There?
|
- B/C
|
Because
|
- B4
|
Before
|
- B4N
|
Bye For Now
|
- BA
|
Bad A**
|
- BAC
|
Back At Computer
|
- BAK
|
Back At Keyboard
|
- BAMF
|
Bad A** Mother F***er
|
- BB
|
big brother
|
- BBE
|
Babe
|
- BBIAM
|
Be Back In A Minute
|
- BBIAS
|
Be Back In A Sec
|
- BBL
|
Be Back Later
|
- BBS
|
Be Back Soon
|
- BBW
|
Big Beautiful Woman
|
- BBY
|
Baby
|
- BBZ
|
Babes
|
- BCNU
|
Be Seeing You
|
- BD
|
Big Deal
|
- BEG
|
Big Evil Grin
|
- BF
|
Boyfriend
|
- BF4L
|
best friends for life
|
- BFF
|
best friends forever
|
- BFFE
|
Best Friends Forever
|
- BFFL
|
Best Freinds For Life
|
- BFH
|
Bitch From Hell
|
- BFK
|
big fat kiss
|
- BFN
|
Bye For Now
|
- BIFFL
|
Best Internet Friend For Life
|
- BLTN
|
Better Late Than Never
|
- BMA
|
Bite My A**
|
- BOFH
|
B*stard Operator From Hell
|
- BOL
|
best of luck
|
- BOS
|
Boyfriend Over Shoulder
|
- BOT
|
Back On Topic
|
- BOTTS
|
Back On To The Subject
|
- BR
|
Best Regards
|
- BRB
|
Be Right Back
|
- BRH
|
Be Right Here
|
- BRT
|
Be Right There
|
- BSF
|
But Seriously Folks
|
- BST
|
But Seriously Though
|
- BTA
|
But Then Again....
|
- BTAIM
|
Be That As It May
|
- BTDT
|
Been There Done That
|
- BTDTGTTSAWIO
|
Been There Done That Got The T-shirt And Wore It Out
|
- BTHOM
|
Beats The Hell Outta Me!
|
- BTSOOM
|
Beat the stufing out of me
|
- BTW
|
By The Way
|
- BU2M
|
Been Up To Much?
|
- BUMP
|
Bring Up My Post
|
- BWTH
|
But What The Hell
|
- BYOB
|
Bring your own beer
|
- C2C
|
cam 2 cam
|
- CBA
|
Cant Be Assed
|
- CBB
|
Can't Be Bothered
|
- CBF
|
Can't Be F***ed
|
- CFV
|
Call For Votes
|
- CG
|
Computer Graphics
|
- CINI
|
cinema
|
- CL
|
Chain Letter
|
- CMIIW
|
Correct Me If I'm wrong.
|
- COZ
|
because
|
- CTC
|
call the cell
|
- CTRN
|
Cant Talk Right now
|
- CU
|
See You
|
- CUL
|
See You Later.
|
- CUL8R
|
See You Later
|
- CUOL
|
See You On Line
|
- CUZ
|
Because
|
- CWOT
|
Complete Waste Of Time
|
- CWYL
|
Chat With You Later.
|
- CYA
|
See Ya
|
- CYL8R
|
see ya later
|
- CYM
|
Check Your Mail
|
- CYO
|
See You Online
|
- CYT
|
See You Tomorrow
|
- D&D
|
Dungeons and Dragons
|
- DA
|
dad alert!
|
- DC
|
Don't Care
|
- DD
|
darling daughter
|
- DDF
|
Drug and Disease Free
|
- DDMMYY
|
Day Month Year
|
- DDSOS
|
Different Day, Same Old S**t
|
- DEGT
|
Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
|
- DG
|
dont go
|
- DGOT
|
Don't Go Over There
|
- DGTWM
|
dont go there with me
|
- DH
|
Darling Husband
|
- DHYB
|
Don't Hold Your Breath
|
- DIAF
|
Die In A Fire
|
- DIKU
|
Do I Know You?
|
- DILLIGAD
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?
|
- DILLIGAF
|
Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
|
- DIS
|
Did I Say
|
- DIY
|
Do It Yourself
|
- DK
|
Don't Know
|
- DL
|
Download
|
- DMAF
|
dont make a fuss
|
- DND
|
Do Not Disturb
|
- DNPM
|
Darn Near P***** Myself
|
- DOA
|
Dead On Arrival
|
- DOE
|
Depends On Experience
|
- DPYN
|
Don't Pick Your Nose
|
- DS
|
darling son
|
- DUCWIC
|
Do You See What I See?
|
- DW
|
dont worry
|
- DWI
|
Deal with it
|
- DWISNWID
|
Do What I Say Not What I Do.
|
- DYHWIH
|
Do You Hear What I Hear?
|
- DYJ
|
do your job
|
- DYJHIW
|
Don't You Just Hate It When...
|
- E&OE
|
Errors and omissions excluded
|
- E2EG
|
Ear To Ear Grin
|
- EB
|
eyeball
|
- EG
|
Evil Grin
|
- EM
|
E-Mail
|
- EMA
|
E-mail Address
|
- EMO
|
Emotional
|
- EOD
|
End Of Discussion
|
- EOE
|
Errors and omissions excluded
|
- EOF
|
End Of File
|
- EOL
|
End Of Lecture
|
- EOM
|
End Of Message
|
- EOR
|
End Of Rant
|
- EOS
|
End Of Show
|
- EOT
|
End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)
|
- EOTWAWKI
|
End Of The World As We Know It
|
- ETA
|
Estimated Time of Arrival
|
- EZ
|
Easy
|
- F2F
|
Face To Face
|
- F9
|
Fine
|
- FAAK
|
Falling Asleep At Keyboard
|
- FAFWOA
|
For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
|
- FAQ
|
Frequently Asked Question
|
- FBW
|
Fly by wire
|
- FC
|
Fingers Crossed
|
- FCOL
|
For Crying Out Loud
|
- FF
|
Final Fantasy
|
- FFS
|
For F**** Sake
|
- FGS
|
For God's Sake
|
- FIFO
|
First In First Out
|
- FIL
|
Father-in-law
|
- FIN
|
Finished
|
- FISH
|
First In Still Here
|
- FITB
|
Fill In The Blanks
|
- FNB
|
Football And Beer
|
- FNE
|
free and easy
|
- FNX
|
Thanks
|
- FOAF
|
Friend Of A Friend
|
- FOB
|
Fresh Off the Boat
|
- FOC
|
Free Of Charge
|
- FOCL
|
Falling Off Chair Laughing
|
- FPS
|
First-Person Shooter (video game term)
|
- FTASB
|
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
|
- FTFY
|
fixed that for you
|
- FTL
|
Faster Than Light
|
- FTS
|
F*** This S***
|
- FTW
|
For The Win
|
- FU
|
F*** You
|
- FUBAR
|
Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
|
- FUBB
|
Fouled Up Beyond Belief
|
- FUBU
|
Fouled Up Beyond Use
|
- FUD
|
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
|
- FWB
|
Friends With Benefits
|
- FWIW
|
For What It's Worth
|
- FX
|
Effects
|
- FYA
|
For Your Amusement
|
- FYE
|
For Your Entertainment
|
- FYI
|
For Your Information
|
- G
|
Grin
|
- G2G
|
Gotta go
|
- G4U
|
Good For You
|
- GA
|
Go Ahead
|
- GAFIA
|
Get Away From It All
|
- GAL
|
Get A Life
|
- GBY
|
God Bless You
|
- GDGD
|
Good Good
|
- GDI
|
God Damn It
|
- GE
|
Good Evening
|
- GEWD
|
Good
|
- GF
|
Girlfriend
|
- GFAK
|
Go Fly A Kite
|
- GFE
|
Girlfriend Experience
|
- GFN
|
Gone For Now
|
- GFU
|
Good For You
|
- GFY
|
Good For You
|
- GG
|
Good Game
|
- GGN
|
Gotta Go Now
|
- GGOH
|
Gotta Get Outta Here
|
- GIGO
|
Garbage In, Garbage Out
|
- GIWIST
|
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That.
|
- GIYF
|
Google Is Your Friend
|
- GJ
|
Good Job
|
- GL
|
Good Luck
|
- GLHF
|
Good luck, have fun. Used in CS (Counter Strike) matches
|
- GM
|
Good Move
|
- GMTA
|
Great Minds Think Alike
|
- GON
|
go away noob
|
- GR
|
Gotta Run
|
- GR&D
|
Grinning, Running & Ducking
|
- GR8
|
Great
|
- GTG
|
Got To Go
|
- GTH
|
go to hell
|
- GTOG
|
Got To Go
|
- GTR
|
Got To Run
|
- GTRM
|
Going To Read Mail
|
- GTW
|
got to work
|
- GW
|
Good Work
|
- H
|
Hug
|
- H&K
|
Hugs and Kisses
|
- H/O
|
Hold On
|
- H8
|
hate
|
- HAGD
|
Have A Good Day
|
- HAGE
|
Have A Good Evening
|
- HAGO
|
Have A Good One
|
- HAGS
|
Have a great summer
|
- HAK
|
Hugs And Kisses
|
- HAND
|
Have A Nice Day
|
- HAY
|
How Are You
|
- HB
|
Hug Back
|
- HB
|
Hurry Back
|
- HBIC
|
Head Bitch In Charge
|
- HBU?
|
How aBout yoU?
|
- HC
|
Holy Cow
|
- HCIT
|
How Cool Is That?
|
- HEA
|
Happily Ever After
|
- HF
|
Have Fun
|
- HG
|
Holy Grail
|
- HH
|
Ha-Ha
|
- HH
|
Holding Hands
|
- HHOJ
|
Ha Ha, Only Joking
|
- HHOK
|
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
|
- HHVF
|
Ha-ha, Very Funny
|
- HIWTH
|
Hate It When That Happens
|
- HMTRUD
|
how many thing r u doing?
|
- HOAS
|
Hold On A Second
|
- HP
|
Harry Potter
|
- HS
|
Holy S**t
|
- HTB
|
Hate The Bitch!
|
- HTH
|
Hope That Helps
|
- HWP
|
Height Weight Proportional
|
- HYFB
|
Hope You Feel Better
|
- IAC
|
In Any Case
|
- IAE
|
In Any Event
|
- IANAL
|
I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
|
- IAS
|
In A Second
|
- IAWTC
|
I Agree With That/This Comment
|
- IB
|
I'm Back
|
- IB2D
|
I Beg To Differ
|
- IBTD
|
I Beg To Differ.
|
- IBTL
|
In Before the Lock
|
- IC
|
I See
|
- ICAM
|
I couldn't agree more
|
- ICBB
|
I can't be bothered
|
- ICBSST
|
I can't believe she said that
|
- ICCL
|
I Couldn't Care Less
|
- ICQ
|
I Seek You.
|
- IDBI
|
I Don't Believe It
|
- IDC
|
I Dont Care
|
- IDEK
|
I Don't Even Know
|
- IDGAD
|
I Don't Give A Damn.
|
- IDGAF
|
I Don't Give A F***
|
- IDGI
|
I Don't Get It
|
- IDK
|
I Don't Know
|
- IDN
|
I Don't kNow
|
- IDTS
|
I Don't Think So
|
- IGNB
|
I'm Going Now, Bye
|
- IGTG
|
I got to go
|
- IGU
|
I Give Up
|
- IH8U
|
I Hate You
|
- IHM
|
i hate mondays
|
- IHNC
|
I have no clue
|
- IHY
|
I Hate You
|
- IIR
|
Idiot in room
|
- IIRC
|
If I Remember Correctly
|
- IITUWUTMAS
|
if i tell u will u tell me a secret?
|
- IITYWIMIWHTKY
|
If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
|
- IITYWTMWYBMAD
|
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?
|
- IITYWTMWYKM
|
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
|
- IK
|
I Know
|
- IKHYF
|
i know how you feel
|
- IKMTY
|
I Know More Than You
|
- IKWUM
|
I Know What You Mean
|
- IKWYDLS
|
I know what you did last summer
|
- IKWYL
|
I know where you live
|
- ILD
|
Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You)
|
- ILU
|
I Love You
|
- ILU2
|
I love you too
|
- ILUSM
|
I love you so much
|
- ILY
|
I Love You
|
- ILYA
|
I Love You All
|
- ILYAM
|
I Love You As a Mate
|
- ILYF
|
I'll Love You Forever
|
- ILYL
|
I love you lots
|
- ILYM
|
I Love You More
|
- ILYSFM
|
i love you so f***** much
|
- ILYSM
|
I love you so much
|
- ILYVM
|
I Love You Very Much
|
- IM
|
Instant Message
|
- IMA
|
In my opinion
|
- IMAO
|
In My Arrogant Opinion
|
- IMBA
|
Imbalanced
|
- IMBO
|
in My Biased Opinion
|
- IMCO
|
In My Considered Opinion
|
- IME
|
In My Experience
|
- IMHO
|
In My Humble Opinion
|
- IMNSHO
|
In My Not So Humble Opinion
|
- IMO
|
In My Opinion
|
- IMU
|
I miss you
|
- IMY
|
i miss you
|
- INBD
|
It's no big deal
|
- INPO
|
In No Particular Order
|
- INRS
|
It's Not Rocket Science
|
- IOH
|
I'm Outta Here
|
- IONO
|
I Don't Know
|
- IOU
|
I Owe You
|
- IOW
|
In Other Words
|
- IRDK
|
i really dont know
|
- IRL
|
In Real Life
|
- ISO
|
in search of
|
- ISTM
|
It Seems To Me
|
- ISTR
|
I Seem To Recall
|
- ISWYDT
|
I See What You Did There
|
- ISWYM
|
I See What You Mean
|
- ITA
|
I Totally Agree
|
- ITALY
|
I Trust And Love You
|
- ITN
|
I Think Not
|
- IWKUWIW2
|
i will kiss you wen i want to
|
- IYKWIM
|
If You Know What I Mean
|
- IYO
|
In Your Opinion
|
- IYSWIM
|
If You See What I Mean.
|
- IYTT
|
If You Think That
|
- J
|
Joking
|
- JAM
|
Just A Minute.
|
- JAS
|
Just A Second
|
- JC
|
Just Chillin
|
- JFC
|
Jesus F***ing Christ
|
- JFDI
|
Just F***ing Do It
|
- JGI
|
just google it
|
- JIC
|
Just In Case
|
- JJ
|
Just Joking
|
- JK
|
Just Kidding
|
- JKZ
|
Jokes
|
- JLT
|
Just like that
|
- JMHO
|
Just My Humble Opinion
|
- JMO
|
Just My Opinion
|
- JP
|
Just Playin'
|
- JS
|
Just Saying
|
- JSYK
|
Just So You Know
|
- JTLYK
|
Just To let You Know
|
- JW
|
Just Wondering
|
- JWAS
|
Just Wait And See
|
- JWG
|
Just a Wild Guess
|
- JWTLYK
|
just wanted to let you know
|
- K
|
OK
|
- KEWL
|
Cool
|
- KHUF
|
Know How You Feel
|
- KIO
|
Knock it off
|
- KIR
|
Keepin' It Real
|
- KISS
|
Keep It Simple, Stupid
|
- KIT
|
Keep In Touch
|
- KK
|
ok and alright then mixed together
|
- KMA
|
Kiss My Ass
|
- KOTC
|
Kiss On The Cheek
|
- KTHXBI
|
Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively)
|
- KWIM
|
Know What I Mean?
|
- KWL
|
Cool
|
- L
|
Laugh
|
- L2M
|
Listening To Music
|
- L33T
|
Elite
|
- L8
|
Late
|
- L8ER
|
Later
|
- L8R
|
Later
|
- LAMO
|
Mispelling of LMAO
|
- LAMP
|
look at my pic
|
- LATM
|
Laughing At The Moment
|
- LDO
|
Like Duh, Obviously
|
- LIC
|
Like I Care
|
- LIFO
|
last In First Out
|
- LIGAF
|
Like I Give A F***
|
- LIMH
|
Laughing In My Head
|
- LLAP
|
Live Long and Prosper
|
- LLF
|
Laughing Like F***
|
- LMA
|
Leave Me Alone
|
- LMAO
|
Laughing My @$$ Off
|
- LMK
|
Let Me Know
|
- LO
|
Hello
|
- LOL
|
Laughing Out Loud
|
- LOLOL
|
Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
|
- LOLZ
|
Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm)
|
- LOTR
|
Lord of the Rings
|
- LOZ
|
Legend of Zelda
|
- LQTM
|
laughing quietly to myself
|
- LSH
|
laughing so hard
|
- LSMIH
|
laughing so much it hurts
|
- LSR
|
loser
|
- LSS
|
Last Song Syndrome
|
- LTM
|
Laughing To Myself
|
- LTMQ
|
Laughing To Myself Quietly
|
- LTNS
|
Long Time No See
|
- LTR
|
Long term relationship
|
- LUV
|
Love
|
- LY
|
Love You
|
- LYK
|
Let you know
|
- LYL
|
Love You Lots
|
- LYLAB
|
Love You Like A Brother
|
- LYLAS
|
Love You Like A Sister
|
- LYLMB
|
love you like my brother
|
- LYSM
|
Love You So Much
|
- M2D
|
Make my day
|
- M2FP
|
my two( three , four etc...) fav people
|
- M8
|
Mate
|
- MA
|
mom alert!
|
- MDR
|
Mort De Rire (=LOL in French)
|
- ME2
|
Me Too
|
- MEH
|
Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug
|
- MEME
|
An idea that is spread among blogs
|
- MFEO
|
made for each other
|
- MHUA
|
love
|
- MIA
|
Moron in action!
|
- MIL
|
Mother In Law
|
- MIN
|
minute
|
- MMA
|
Meet Me At...
|
- MMAMP
|
Meet Me At My Place
|
- MMORPG
|
Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
|
- MOH
|
My Other Half
|
- MOOBS
|
man boobs
|
- MOS
|
Mom Over Shoulder
|
- MTA
|
more than anything
|
- MTFBWY
|
May The Force Be With You
|
- MU
|
Multi User
|
- MUAH
|
The sound of giving a kiss
|
- MWA
|
Kiss
|
- MWAH
|
Kiss
|
- MWC
|
Married With Children
|
- MYGGWY
|
May Your God Go With You
|
- MYOB
|
Mind Your Own Business
|
- MYSM
|
Miss You So Much
|
- N
|
and
|
- N/C
|
Not Cool
|
- N1
|
Nice One
|
- NAA
|
not at all
|
- NALOPKT
|
Not A Lot Of People Know That.
|
- NB
|
Not Bad
|
- NBD
|
No Big Deal
|
- NC
|
No Choice
|
- NDSOS
|
New Day, Same Old Shit
|
- NE
|
any
|
- NE1
|
Anyone
|
- NEWAY
|
Anyway
|
- NEWBIE
|
New Person
|
- NFI
|
No Freakin Idea
|
- NFS
|
Not For Sale
|
- NFW
|
No F****** Way
|
- NGH
|
not gonna happen
|
- NH
|
Nice hand (poker slang)
|
- NIK
|
Now I Know
|
- NIMBY
|
Not In My Back Yard
|
- NLT
|
No later than...
|
- NM
|
Nothing Much
|
- NMJ
|
Not My Job
|
- NMJC
|
Not Much Just Chat
|
- NMN
|
No Middle Name
|
- NNITO
|
Not Necessarily In That Order
|
- NO1
|
No-one
|
- NOC
|
No One Cares
|
- NOOB
|
New person to this
|
- NOWT
|
nothing
|
- NOYB
|
None Of Your Business
|
- NP
|
No Problem
|
- NRN
|
No Reply Necessary
|
- NS
|
not sure
|
- NSFW
|
Not Safe For Work
|
- NT
|
No Thanks
|
- NTL
|
NeverTheLess
|
- NTN
|
No Thanks Needed
|
- NTTAWWT
|
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
|
- NVM
|
Nevermind
|
- NW
|
No Way
|
- NWS
|
Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content
|
- OAO
|
Over And Out
|
- OATUS
|
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
|
- OAUS
|
On An Unrelated Subject
|
- OBHF
|
Old Bald Headed Fart
|
- OBTW
|
Oh, By The Way.
|
- OBV
|
Obviously
|
- ODG
|
Oh Dear God
|
- OEM
|
original equipment manufacure
|
- OF
|
Old Fart
|
- OG
|
Old Git
|
- OIC
|
Oh, I See
|
- OJ
|
Only Joking
|
- OK
|
Only Kidding
|
- OKW/E
|
ok what-ever
|
- OL
|
the Old Lady
|
- OM
|
the Old Man
|
- OMB
|
On My Break
|
- OMD
|
Oh My Days
|
- OMFG
|
Oh My F****ing Gosh
|
- OMG
|
OH MY GOD
|
- OMGNA
|
O MMY GOSH NOT AGAIN
|
- OMW
|
On My Way
|
- ONNA
|
Oh No, Not Again
|
- ONNTA
|
Oh No, Not This Again
|
- ONO
|
or nearest offer
|
- OOC
|
Out Of Control
|
- OOS
|
Out Of Style
|
- OOTB
|
Out Of The Box
|
- OOTC
|
Obligatory On-Topic Comment
|
- OP
|
Overpowered
|
- ORG
|
Organization
|
- ORLY
|
Oh Really
|
- OT
|
Off Topic
|
- OTC
|
Over The Counter
|
- OTE
|
Over The Edge
|
- OTOH
|
On The Other Hand
|
- OTOOH
|
On The Other Other Hand
|
- OTP
|
One True Pairing
|
- OTT
|
Over The Top
|
- OTTH
|
On The Third Hand
|
- OTTOMH
|
Off The Top Of My Head
|
- OTW
|
On The Way
|
- OTW
|
On The Whole
|
- OWNED
|
Owned
|
- OWTTE
|
Or Words To That Effect
|
- OY
|
oh yeah
|
- PAW
|
Parents are watching
|
- PC
|
Politically Correct
|
- PC4PC
|
Picture Comment For Picture Comment.
|
- PD
|
Public Domain
|
- PEBCAK
|
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
|
- PEPS
|
people
|
- PHP
|
Personal Home Page
|
- PICNIC
|
Problem In Chair Not In Computer
|
- PIR
|
Parent In Room
|
- PITA
|
Pain In The @$$
|
- PLMK
|
Please Let Me Know
|
- PLS
|
Please
|
- PLX
|
Please
|
- PLZ
|
Please
|
- PM
|
Private Message
|
- PMBYMHMMFSWGAS
|
Pardon Me, But You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A S**t
|
- PMFJI
|
Pardon Me For Jumping In
|
- PMIGBOM
|
Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!
|
- PMJI
|
Pardon My Jumping In
|
- PMPL
|
P**ing My Pants Laughing
|
- PMSL
|
P***ing myself laughing
|
- PMYMHMMFSWGAD
|
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
|
- POMG
|
Oh My God (variation)
|
- POS
|
Parent Over Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)
|
- POTS
|
Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)
|
- POTUS
|
President of the United States
|
- POV
|
Point Of View
|
- PPL
|
People
|
- PPLZ
|
Peoples
|
- PRON
|
Porn
|
- PUG
|
Pick Up Group
|
- PWN
|
Beat by miles
|
- PWND
|
Poned (better then Owned)
|
- PWNED
|
Owned
|
- PYT
|
Pretty Young Thing
|
- QFT
|
Quoted For Truth
|
- QQ
|
Cry More Noob
|
- QT
|
Cutie
|
- R
|
are
|
- RFC
|
Request For Comment
|
- RFSCXGQAYY
|
bIJHAFNttfDiOiql
|
- RINO
|
Republican In Name Only
|
- RL
|
Real Life
|
- RLY
|
Really
|
- RMV
|
Results May Vary
|
- ROFL
|
Rolling On Floor Laughing
|
- ROFLMAO
|
Rolling On Floor, Laughing My A$$ Off
|
- ROFLMBO
|
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
|
- ROG
|
Really Old Git
|
- ROTF
|
Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
|
- ROTFFNAR
|
Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
|
- ROTFL
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
|
- ROTFLMAO
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off
|
- ROTFLOL
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
|
- ROY
|
Relative of yours?
|
- RS
|
RuneScape, a MMORPG
|
- RSN
|
Real Soon Now
|
- RSVP
|
Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply)
|
- RTF
|
return the favour
|
- RTFAQ
|
Read The FAQ
|
- RTFI
|
Read The Flipping Instructions
|
- RTFM
|
Read The Flipping Manual
|
- RU
|
aRe yoU?
|
- RUOK
|
Are You OK?
|
- RUT
|
Are You There
|
- S/B
|
Should Be
|
- SA
|
sibling alert
|
- SB
|
Somebody
|
- SCNR
|
Sorry, Could Not Resist
|
- SCUBA
|
self-contained underwater breathing apparatus
|
- SEC
|
second
|
- SFW
|
Safe For Work
|
- SH
|
Same Here
|
- SICS
|
Sitting In Chair Snickering
|
- SITD
|
Still In The Dark
|
- SIW
|
someone is watching
|
- SK8
|
skate
|
- SK8R
|
skater
|
- SKL
|
School
|
- SL
|
So Lame
|
- SLAP
|
sounds like a plan
|
- SLF
|
Sounds Like Fun
|
- SLOL
|
Seriously Laughing Out Loud
|
- SLY
|
Still Love You
|
- SMDH
|
Shaking My Damn Head
|
- SMH
|
Shaking My Head
|
- SMS
|
Short Message Service
|
- SN
|
Screen Name
|
- SNAFU
|
Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
|
- SNR
|
Signal To Noise Ratio
|
- SO
|
Significant Other
|
- SOB
|
son of a Bitch
|
- SOL
|
$h*t Outta Luck
|
- SOMSW
|
someone over my shoulder watching
|
- SOP
|
Standard Operating Procedure
|
- SOS
|
Same Old Stuff
|
- SOTA
|
State Of The Art
|
- SOZ
|
Sorry
|
- SP2
|
Serive Pack 2
|
- SPST
|
Same Place, Same Time
|
- SRY
|
Sorry
|
- SSDD
|
Same S**t, Different Day
|
- ST
|
Something
|
- STD
|
Shrinking To Dust/ ......Being totally humiliated
|
- STD!
|
Shrinking To Dust/ ......Being totally humiliated
|
- STFU
|
Shut The F*** Up
|
- STHU
|
Shut The Hell Up
|
- STR8
|
Straight
|
- STW
|
Search The Web
|
- SUP
|
What's Up
|
- SWAG
|
Scientific Wild A$$ed Guess
|
- SWALK
|
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
|
- SWIM
|
Someone Who Isn't Me
|
- SWMBO
|
She Who Must Be Obeyed
|
- SY
|
Sincerely Yours
|
- SYG
|
Shut Your Gob
|
- SYL
|
See You Later
|
- SYRS
|
See You Real Soon
|
- SYS
|
See Ya Soon
|
- SYSOP
|
System Operator
|
- TAFN
|
That's All For Now
|
- TAGL
|
There's a good lad
|
- TAI
|
Think about it
|
- TANJ
|
There Ain't No Justice
|
- TANSTAAFL
|
There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
|
- TARFU
|
Things Are Really Fouled Up
|
- TAW
|
teachers are watching
|
- TB
|
Text Back
|
- TBC
|
To Be Continued
|
- TBD
|
To Be Decided
|
- TBFU
|
Too Bad For You
|
- TBH
|
To be honest
|
- TBQH
|
To Be Quite Honest
|
- TC
|
Take Care
|
- TCCIC
|
Take Care Cause I Care
|
- TDS
|
Technical Dificulties
|
- TEOTWAWKI
|
the end of the world as we know it
|
- TFM2KAU2FO
|
THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT
|
- TFTI
|
Thanks For The Info
|
- TGAL
|
Think Globally, Act Locally
|
- TGIF
|
Thank God It's Friday
|
- THN
|
Then
|
- THT
|
That
|
- THX
|
Thanks
|
- TIA
|
Thanks In Advance
|
- TIC
|
Tongue in Cheek
|
- TIF
|
That Is Funny
|
- TINALO
|
This Is Not A Legal Opinion
|
- TINAR
|
This Is Not A Recommendation
|
- TINWIS
|
That Is Not What I Said
|
- TISNF
|
That is so not fair
|
- TLA
|
Three Letter Acronym
|
- TLC
|
Tender Loving Care
|
- TLDR
|
Too Long, Didn't Read
|
- TLGO
|
The List Goes On
|
- TM
|
Text Message
|
- TMA
|
Take My Advice
|
- TMB
|
Text Me Back
|
- TMI
|
Too Much Information
|
- TMM
|
Tell Me More
|
- TMR
|
Tomorrow
|
- TMTH
|
Too Much To Handle
|
- TMW
|
tomorrow
|
- TNT
|
'Til Next Time
|
- TNX
|
Thanks
|
- TOFTT
|
Take One For The Team
|
- TOH
|
The Other Half
|
- TOTT
|
Think on These Things
|
- TOY
|
Thinking Of You
|
- TPAM
|
The Person Above Me
|
- TPS
|
Totally pointless stuff
|
- TPTB
|
The Powers That Be
|
- TQM
|
Te Quiero Mucho (I Like You A Lot)
|
- TRDMC
|
Tears Running Down My Cheeks
|
- TRDMF
|
Tears Running Down My Face
|
- TS
|
Tough S**t
|
- TSFY
|
Tough S**t For You
|
- TTBOMK
|
To The Best Of My Knowledge
|
- TTC
|
trying to conceive
|
- TTFN
|
Ta-Ta For Now
|
- TTLY
|
Totally
|
- TTTH
|
Talk To The Hand
|
- TTTT
|
These Things Take Time
|
- TTUL
|
Talk To You Later
|
- TTYL
|
Talk To You Later
|
- TTYRS
|
Talk To You Real Soon
|
- TTYS
|
Talk to ya soon
|
- TTYT
|
Talk To You Tomorrow
|
- TVM
|
Thanks Very Much
|
- TWIMC
|
To Whom It May Concern
|
- TWSS
|
That's what she said
|
- TY
|
Thank You
|
- TYSM
|
Thank You So Much
|
- TYT
|
Take Your Time
|
- TYVM
|
Thank You Very Much
|
- U
|
you
|
- U2
|
You Too
|
- UBD
|
User Brain Damage
|
- UC&P
|
Up Close and Personal
|
- UG
|
Ugly
|
- UK
|
are you ok
|
- UKWUR
|
you know who you are
|
- UR
|
You aRe
|
- UR
|
Your
|
- URM
|
You Are Mad
|
- UTC
|
Under The Counter
|
- UTT
|
Under The Table
|
- UV
|
Unpleasant Visual
|
- UW
|
yoU're Welcome
|
- UY
|
Up yours
|
- VBG
|
Very Big Grin
|
- VGL
|
Very Good Looking
|
- VGP
|
visible granny pants
|
- VNH
|
very nice hand (in online card games, especialy poker)
|
- VR
|
Virtual Reality
|
- W'EVER
|
Whatever
|
- W/
|
With
|
- W/E
|
Whatever
|
- W/O
|
Without
|
- W2F
|
Way Too Funny
|
- W8
|
Wait
|
- W8AM
|
Wait A Minute
|
- WAEFRD
|
When All Else Fails, Read Directions
|
- WAG
|
Wild Ass Guess
|
- WAT
|
What
|
- WAX
|
without any experience
|
- WB
|
Welcome Back
|
- WC
|
WelCome
|
- WD
|
well done
|
- WDC
|
What's Da Craic?
|
- WDMB
|
Will Do My Best
|
- WDYMBT
|
What Do You Mean By That?
|
- WDYT
|
what do you think?
|
- WDYWTTA
|
What Do You Want To Talk About?
|
- WE
|
Whatever
|
- WEG
|
Wicked Evil Grin
|
- WFM
|
Works For Me
|
