- :'(
|
Crying
|
- :(
|
Unhappy, sad
|
- :)
|
Happy
|
- :*
|
Kiss
|
- :-(
|
Sad
|
- :-)
|
Smile
|
- :-*
|
Kiss
|
- :/
|
Sarcasm
|
- :3
|
Cute/goofy face
|
- :9
|
Yum, licking
|
- :?
|
Confused
|
- :@
|
Angry
|
- :C
|
Very Sad
|
- :D
|
Happy
|
- :O
|
Surprised
|
- :O)
|
Clown nose smiley face
|
- :P
|
Sticking tongue out
|
- :S
|
Confused
|
- :X
|
Zipped lips
|
- :|
|
Disgust, disapproval, not funny
|
- ;(
|
Crying
|
- ;)
|
Wink
|
- ;-)
|
Wink
|
- ;P
|
Winking and sticking tongue out
|
- =.=
|
Tired
|
- =D
|
:D
|
- =I
|
Indifference
|
- =P
|
Sticking tongue out
|
- =X
|
No Comment
|
- =[
|
Sad
|
- =]
|
Happy
|
- ?
|
What?
|
- @
|
At
|
- @_@
|
Hypnotized, dazed
|
- A7A
|
Frusration, anger (Arabic)
|
- A7X
|
Avenged Sevenfold (band)
|
- AA
|
Alcoholics Anonymous
African-American
Automobile Association
|
- AAB
|
Average At Best
|
- AAF
|
Always and Forever
|
- AAK
|
Alive And Kicking
|
- AAMOF
|
As A Matter Of Fact
|
- AAR
|
At Any Rate
|
- AAWY
|
And Also With You
|
- AAYF
|
As Always, Your Friend
|
- ABC
|
American Born Chinese
|
- ABN
|
Asshole By Nature
|
- ABS
|
Absolutely
|
- ABT2
|
About To
|
- AC
|
Air Conditioning
Alternating Current
|
- AC/DC
|
Rock Band
|
- ACAB
|
All Cops Are B*****ds
|
- ACORN
|
Small penis
|
- AD
|
Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)
|
- ADD
|
Attention Deficit Disorder
|
- ADGTH
|
All Dogs Go To Heaven
|
- ADIDAS
|
German sportswear company
All Day I Dream About Sex
|
- ADM
|
Aye Dios Mio! (Spanish for Oh My God!)
|
- ADN
|
Any Day Now
|
- ADSL
|
Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
|
- AEAP
|
As Early As Possible
|
- AF
|
Aunt Flo (Menstruation)
|
- AFAIAC
|
As Far As I Am Concerned
|
- AFAIC
|
As Far As I'm Concerned
|
- AFAICS
|
As Far As I Can See
|
- AFAICT
|
As Far As I Can Tell
|
- AFAIK
|
As Far As I Know
|
- AFAIR
|
As Far As I Remember
|
- AFAP
|
As Far As Possible
|
- AFC
|
Away From Computer
|
- AFF
|
Affirmative
|
- AFFA
|
Angels Forever, Forever Angels
|
- AFI
|
A Fire Inside (Band)
|
- AFK
|
Away From Keyboard
|
- AFN
|
that's All For Now
|
- AFT
|
About F***ing Time
|
- AG
|
Aggressive
|
- AGH
|
Ain't Gonna Happen
|
- AGP
|
Accelerated Graphics Port
|
- AGT
|
America's Got Talent (TV show)
|
- AHEM
|
Throat clearing sound
|
- AI
|
As If
|
- AIB
|
am i boverd?
|
- AIDS
|
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
|
- AIGF
|
All In Good Fun
|
- AIGHT
|
All right
|
- AII
|
Alright
|
- AIIC
|
As If I Care
|
- AIIT
|
Alright
|
- AIKRN
|
All I know right now
|
- AIM
|
AOL Instant Messanger
|
- AIR
|
Blanked, ignored
|
- AISB
|
As I Said before
|
- AISI
|
As I See it
|
- AIT
|
Alright
|
- AITE
|
Alright
|
- AIUI
|
As I Understand it
|
- AK47
|
Assault rifle
|
- AKA
|
Also Known As
|
- ALA
|
In the style of (French)
|
- ALIE
|
Init
|
- ALOL
|
Actually Laughing Out Loud
|
- AM
|
Ante Meridian (before midday)
Amplitude Modulation (radio signal)
|
- AMC
|
American Motors Corportation
|
- AMF
|
Adios, Mother F***er
|
- AMG
|
Ah My God
|
- AML
|
All My Love
|
- AMOG
|
Alpha Male Of Group
|
- AMP
|
Amplifier
Ampere
|
- AMV
|
Anime Music Video
|
- AMZ
|
Amazing
|
- ANFAWFOS
|
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
|
- ANFSCD
|
And Now For Something Completely Different
|
- ANIME
|
Japanese style animation
|
- ANON
|
Unknown person
|
- ANTM
|
America's Next Top Model
|
- ANY1
|
anyone
|
- AOB
|
Any Other Business
|
- AOE
|
Area Of Effect
|
- AOL
|
American Online
|
- AON
|
All Or Nothing
As Of Now
|
- AOTA
|
All Of The Above
|
- AP
|
Associated Press
|
- APB
|
All Points Bulletin
|
- APE
|
Mad, crazy
|
- API
|
Application Programming Interface
|
- APJ
|
apple bottom jeans
|
- APP
|
Application (computer program)
|
- APU
|
As Per Usual
|
- AR
|
Assult Rifle
|
- ARD
|
Alright
|
- AREA 51
|
Top secret military base in Nevada
|
- ARIGATO
|
Thank You (Japanese)
|
- ARK
|
Act of Random Kindness
|
- ARPA
|
Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)
|
- ARPANET
|
Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)
|
- ASA
|
and so on
|
- ASAIC
|
As Soon As I Can
|
- ASAP
|
As Soon as Possible
|
- ASAS
|
As soon as sensible
|
- ASBO
|
Anti Social Behaviour Order
|
- ASCII
|
American Standard Code for Information Interchange
|
- ASDFGHJKL;
|
I'm bored
|
- ASL
|
Age, Sex, Location
|
- ASLP
|
Age, Sex, Location, Picture?
|
- ASO
|
And So On
|
- ASP
|
At Some Point
|
- ATB
|
all the best
|
- ATD
|
Attention to Detail
|
- ATF
|
All Time Favorite
|
- ATM
|
At The Moment
|
- ATST
|
At The Same Time
|
- ATT
|
At This Time
All The Time
|
- ATV
|
All Terrain Vehicle
|
- ATWA
|
Air, Trees, Water, Animals
All The Way Alive
|
- ATYS
|
Anything You Say
|
- AU
|
Alternate Universe
Gold
|
- AUNT
|
C***
|
- AUO
|
I don't know
|
- AV
|
Anti-Virus
Audio/Video
Adult Video
|
- AVA
|
Angels and Airwaves (Band)
|
- AW
|
Attention Whore
Anyway
|
- AWA
|
As Well As
|
- AWESOME
|
Amazing, wonderful, cool
|
- AWHFY
|
Are We Having Fun Yet
|
- AWNP
|
All Work, No Play
|
- AWOL
|
Absent Without Leave
|
- AWP
|
Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle
|
- AWSM
|
Awesome
|
- AWW
|
Any Which Way
|
- AYB
|
All your base
|
- AYBABTU
|
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
|
- AYBRB2U
|
All your base are belong to us
|
- AYE
|
Yes
|
- AYFKM
|
Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
|
- AYFR
|
are you for real
|
- AYKM
|
are you kidding me
|
- AYL
|
Are You Listening?
|
- AYO
|
Hey, You
|
- AYOR
|
At Your Own Risk
|
- AYS
|
Are You Serious?
|
- AYSOS
|
Are You Stupid Or Something?
|
- AYT
|
Are You There?
|
- AZN
|
Asian
|
- B&M
|
Bricks and Mortar
|
- B/C
|
Because
|
- B2B
|
Back To Back
|
- B2W
|
Back To Work
|
- B4
|
Before
|
- B4MV
|
Bullet For My Valentine (Band)
|
- B4N
|
Bye For Now
|
- B4U
|
Before you
|
- B7
|
Banned (B7=B&=Band)
|
- BA
|
Bad A**
|
- BABYSITTING
|
Holding the weed too long
|
- BAC
|
Back At Computer
|
- BAH
|
Bored As Hell
|
- BAI
|
Bye
|
- BAK
|
Back At Keyboard
|
- BAKED
|
Stoned, Wasted
|
- BALLIN
|
Playing basketball
Living the good life
|
- BAM
|
Below Average Mentality
Exclamation of happiness
|
- BAMF
|
Bad A** Mother F***er
|
- BAMN
|
By Any Means Necessary
|
- BANDWIDTH
|
Amount of data through an interface over time
|
- BANG
|
Have sex
|
- BAREBACK
|
Unprotected Sex
|
- BATCH
|
Bitch
|
- BAU
|
Business As Usual
|
- BAY
|
Baby
|
- BB
|
Big Brother
Be Back
|
- BBC
|
British Broadcasting Corporation
|
- BBE
|
Babe
|
- BBEG
|
Big Bad Evil Guy
|
- BBFN
|
Bye Bye For Now
|
- BBG
|
Best Be Going
|
- BBIAB
|
Be Back In A Bit
|
- BBIAF
|
Be Back In A Few
|
- BBIAM
|
Be Back In A Minute
|
- BBIAS
|
Be Back In A Sec
|
- BBL
|
Be Back Later
|
- BBM
|
Blackberry Messaging
|
- BBML
|
Be Back Much Later
|
- BBQ
|
Better Be Quick
|
- BBS
|
Be Back Soon
|
- BBW
|
Big Beautiful Woman
|
- BBY
|
Baby
|
- BBZ
|
Babes
|
- BC
|
Before Christ
|
- BCC
|
Blind Carbon Copy
|
- BCNU
|
Be Seeing You
|
- BCOS
|
Because
|
- BCP
|
Birth Control Pill
|
- BD
|
Big Deal
|
- BDSM
|
Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism
|
- BEASTLY
|
Being good at something, cool
|
- BEEZ
|
Beezy, slut
|
- BEF
|
Best Enemies Forever
Best Email Friend
|
- BEG
|
Big Evil Grin
|
- BER
|
Beyond Economical Repair
|
- BESOS
|
Kisses (Spanish)
|
- BET
|
Black Entertainment Television
|
- BETA
|
Pre-release version
Better
|
- BF
|
Boyfriend
|
- BF4L
|
best friends for life
|
- BFA
|
Best Friends Always
|
- BFC
|
Big F***ing Can (of 32 oz.Monster energy drink)
|
- BFD
|
Big F***ing Deal
|
- BFF
|
Best Friends Forever
Big Fat Friend/Female
|
- BFFAE
|
Best Friends Forever And Ever
Best Friends For All Eternity
|
- BFFE
|
Best Friends Forever
|
- BFFFL
|
Best Friend Forever For Life
Best F***ing Friends For Life
|
- BFFL
|
Best Freinds For Life
|
- BFFLE
|
Best Friends For Like Ever
|
- BFFN
|
Best Friend For Now
|
- BFG
|
Big Friendly Giant
Big F***ing Gun
|
- BFH
|
Bitch From Hell
|
- BFK
|
big fat kiss
|
- BFN
|
Bye For Now
|
- BFP
|
Bad For Pics
Big Fat Positive ie pregnant
|
- BFUT
|
Best Friends Until Tomorrow
|
- BG
|
Bad Game
Baby Gangster
|
- BGF
|
Best Girl/Guy Friend
|
- BGL
|
Big Game License, likes fat people
|
- BGM
|
Background Music
|
- BGT
|
Britain's Got Talent (TV show)
|
- BH
|
Be Happy
Bloody Hell
Big Head
|
- BHH
|
Bless His/Her Heart
|
- BHM
|
Big Handsome Man
|
- BHO
|
Barak Hussein Obama
|
- BI
|
Bisexual
Bad Influence
|
- BIA
|
Bitch
|
- BICBW
|
But I Could Be Wrong
|
- BICH
|
Bitch
|
- BIF
|
Butt In Front
|
- BIFFL
|
Best Internet Friend For Life
|
- BIG TIME
|
More than usual
|
- BIL
|
Brother In-Law
|
- BILF
|
Brother/Boss I'd Like to F***
|
- BIN
|
Buy It Now
|
- BION
|
Believe It Or Not
|
- BISOU
|
Kiss (French)
|
- BIWM
|
Bisexual White Male
|
- BJ
|
Blow Job
|
- BK
|
Burger King
|
- BKA
|
Better Known As
|
- BL
|
Bad Luck
|
- BLAD
|
Brother/friend (from 'blood')
|
- BLAST
|
Damn
Good time
|
- BLAZE
|
Smoke Weed
|
- BLAZED
|
Stoned
|
- BLING
|
Flashy Jewelry
|
- BLNT
|
Better Luck Next Time
|
- BLOG
|
Weblog, online diary
|
- BLOL
|
Big Laugh Out Loud
|
- BLOTTO
|
Drunk
|
- BLT
|
Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich
|
- BLTN
|
Better Late Than Never
|
- BM
|
Bowel Movement
Black Man
BMW
|
- BM4L
|
Best Mates For Life
|
- BMA
|
Bite My A**
|
- BMB
|
Bebo Me Back
|
- BMF
|
Be My Friend
Bad Mother F***er
|
- BMFL
|
Best Mates For Life
|
- BMT
|
Before My Time
Basic Military Training
|
- BMTH
|
Bring Me The Horizon (Band)
|
- BMW
|
Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer)
|
- BNB
|
Bad News Bears
Bed 'N' Breakfast
Bread 'N' Butter
|
- BNI
|
Batteries Not Included
|
- BNIB
|
Brand New In Box
|
- BNWOT
|
Brand New Without Tags
|
- BNWT
|
Brand New With Tags
|
- BO
|
Body Odour
|
- BOB
|
Battery Operated Boyfriend (vibrator)
|
- BOED
|
Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG)
|
- BOF
|
Whatever
|
- BOFFIN
|
Technical expert
|
- BOFH
|
B*stard Operator From Hell
|
- BOGO
|
Buy One Get One
|
- BOGOF
|
Buy One Get One Free
|
- BOHICA
|
Bend Over Here It Comes Again
|
- BOI
|
Boy
|
- BOL
|
best of luck
|
- BOLSHY
|
Bolshevik, communist
Argumentative
|
- BOLTOP
|
Better On Lips Than On Paper
|
- BOMB
|
Something really bad
Something really good
|
- BOO
|
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
|
- BOOK
|
Cool (predictive text )
|
- BOOMM
|
Bored Out Of My Mind
|
- BOON
|
Someone who has been a NOOB for ages
|
- BOOTY
|
Backside (usually female)
|
- BOS
|
Boyfriend Over Shoulder
|
- BOT
|
Back On Topic
|
- BOTTS
|
Back On To The Subject
|
- BOUT
|
About
|
- BR
|
Best Regards
|
- BRB
|
Be Right Back
|
- BRD
|
Black Rock Depths (WoW)
|
- BRE
|
Sexy girl
|
- BREDRINS
|
Close friends, brothers
|
- BRGDS
|
Best Regards
|
- BRH
|
Be Right Here
|
- BROMANCE
|
Non-sexual relationship between two men
|
- BRT
|
Be Right There
|
- BRUDDA
|
Brother
|
- BRUK
|
Broken
|
- BRUVA
|
Brother
|
- BS
|
Bull S**t
|
- BSF
|
But Seriously Folks
|
- BSOD
|
Blue Screen Of Death (Windows)
|
- BST
|
But Seriously Though
|
- BT
|
BitTorrent
British Telecom
|
- BTA
|
But Then Again....
|
- BTAIM
|
Be That As It May
|
- BTB
|
By The By
|
- BTDT
|
Been There Done That
|
- BTDTGTTSAWIO
|
Been There Done That Got The T-shirt And Wore It Out
|
- BTGOG
|
By The Grace Of God
|
- BTHOM
|
Beats The Hell Outta Me!
|
- BTM
|
Be There Moment
|
- BTSOOM
|
Beat the stufing out of me
|
- BTT
|
Bump To Top (forum posts)
|
- BTTT
|
Back To The Top
|
- BTW
|
By The Way
|
- BTWITIAILWY
|
By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
|
- BTY
|
Back To You
|
- BU2M
|
Been Up To Much?
|
- BUCK
|
Fight
Money
|
- BUD
|
Marijuana
|
- BUDDY
|
Friend
|
- BUFF
|
Good Looking
|
- BUG
|
Bother, annoy
|
- BUM
|
A homeless person
Bottom, butt
|
- BUMP
|
Bring Up My Post
|
- BURMA
|
Be Upstairs Ready My Angel
|
- BUTTERS
|
Ugly
|
- BW
|
Beautiful Woman
|
- BWL
|
Bursting With Laughter
|
- BWT
|
Misspelling of BTW
|
- BWTH
|
But What The Hell
|
- BYAM
|
Between You And Me
|
- BYOB
|
Bring your own beer
|
- BYT
|
Bright Young Thing
Before Your Time
|
- C
|
See
Computer language
Speed of light
|
- C&C
|
Command and Conquer (game)
|
- C&P
|
Copy & Paste
|
- C2C
|
Consumer to Consumer
Cam to Cam
|
- C4C
|
Comment for Comment
Cam for Cam
|
- C7AY
|
Gay
|
- CACHE
|
Store for temporary computer files
|
- CAN
|
Bathroom
Jail
Buttocks
|
- CBA
|
Cant Be Assed
|
- CBB
|
Can't Be Bothered
|
- CBBC
|
Children's BBC
|
- CBF
|
Can't Be F***ed
|
- CBT
|
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy
|
- CC
|
Credit Card
Carbon Copy
Crowd Control
Country Code
|
- CCC
|
Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM).
|
- CCNA
|
Cisco Certified Network Associate
|
- CD
|
Compact Disc
|
- CEEBS
|
CBA
|
- CELL
|
Cellphone
|
- CEO
|
Chief Executive Officer
|
- CEPT
|
Except
|
- CES
|
Consumer Electronics Show
|
- CF
|
Cluster F***
|
- CFM
|
Come F*** Me
|
- CFNM
|
Clothed Female Naked Male
|
- CFO
|
Chief Financial Officer
|
- CFV
|
Call For Votes
|
- CG
|
Computer Graphics
|
- CHAO
|
Goodbye (Spanish)
|
- CHAV
|
poorly educated, vulgar youth
|
- CHAW
|
Chewing tobacco
|
- CHEA
|
Yeah
|
- CHICK
|
Girl
|
- CIA
|
Central Intelligence Agency
|
- CIAO
|
Italian for Hi or Bye
|
- CINI
|
cinema
|
- CINT
|
C***
|
- CIO
|
Check It Out
|
- CIR
|
Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth)
|
- CL
|
Chain Letter
Craig's List
|
- CLOUD
|
The Internet (non-local storage, software etc)
|
- CMAR
|
Cry Me A River
|
- CMC
|
Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL)
|
- CMI
|
Count Me In
|
- CMIIW
|
Correct Me If I'm wrong.
|
- CML
|
Call Me Later
|
- CMT
|
Comment
|
- CMU
|
Cracks Me Up
|
- CNN
|
Cable News Network
|
- CO
|
Commanding Officer
Corrections Officer
Company
Counter Offer
|
- COB
|
Close Of Business
|
- COCKY
|
Thinking too highly of yourself
|
- COD
|
Cash On Delivery
Call Of Duty
|
- COD4
|
Call Of Duty 4 (Game)
|
- COED
|
Coeducational (men and women together)
|
- COL
|
Crying Out Loud
|
- COOL
|
Awesome, great
|
- COP
|
Officer of the law
Close of Play
|
- COS
|
Because
|
- COW
|
Offensive term for a woman
|
- COZ
|
because
|
- CPA
|
Certified Piece of A$$
|
- CPL
|
Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming)
|
- CPR
|
Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation
|
- CPU
|
Central Processing Unit
|
- CQTMS
|
Chuckle Quietly To Myself
|
- CR
|
Credit
Copyright
Carriage Return
|
- CRAIC
|
Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish)
|
- CRIB
|
House, residence
|
- CRICKETS
|
Said after a lame joke to break the silence
|
- CRIMBO
|
Christmas
|
- CRS
|
Can't Remember S**t
|
- CRUNK
|
Crazy and drunk
|
- CS
|
Counter-Strike
|
- CSS
|
Counter Strike: Source
Cascading Style Sheet
|
- CTC
|
call the cell
|
- CTF
|
Capture The Flag
Claim To Fame
|
- CTFO
|
Chill The F*** Out
|
- CTFU
|
Cracking The F*** Up
Cheer The F*** Up
|
- CTN
|
Can't Talk Now
|
- CTRL
|
Control (key)
|
- CTRN
|
Cant Talk Right now
|
- CTS
|
Chuckles To Self
|
- CU
|
See You
|
- CUL
|
See You Later.
|
- CUL8ER
|
See You Later
|
- CUL8R
|
See You Later
|
- CUM
|
Semen
Orgasm
|
- CUOL
|
See You On Line
|
- CUPPA
|
Cup of (usually) tea
|
- CUS
|
Friend
|
- CUT
|
See You Tomorrow
See You There
|
- CUTE
|
Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way
|
- CUZ
|
Because
|
- CUZZO
|
Friend
|
- CWOT
|
Complete Waste Of Time
|
- CWTCU
|
Can't Wait To See You
|
- CWYL
|
Chat With You Later.
|
- CYA
|
See Ya
|
- CYL
|
Catch You Later
|
- CYL8R
|
see ya later
|
- CYM
|
Check Your Mail
|
- CYO
|
See You Online
|
- CYT
|
See You Tomorrow
|
- D&D
|
Dungeons and Dragons
|
- D/C
|
Disconnected
|
- D2M
|
Dead to Me
|
- D8
|
Date
|
- DA
|
dad alert!
|
- DAMHIK
|
Don't Ask Me How I Know
|
- DAMHIKT
|
Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This
|
- DANG
|
Damn
|
- DANK
|
Very potent marijuana
Incredibly good, awesome
|
- DASF
|
Drunk As F***
|
- DAT
|
That
|
- DAWG
|
Close Friend
|
- DB
|
Douche Bag
|
- DBNT
|
Don't Bother Next Time
|
- DC
|
Don't Care
|
- DD
|
Darling Daughter
|
- DDF
|
Drug and Disease Free
|
- DDG
|
Drop Dead Gorgeous
|
- DDI
|
Don't Do It
|
- DDMMYY
|
Day Month Year
|
- DDR
|
Dance Dance Revolution (Game)
|
- DDSOS
|
Different Day, Same Old S**t
|
- DDSS
|
Different Day, Same S**t
|
- DDT
|
Don't Do That
|
- DEALING
|
Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend
Selling drugs
|
- DEB
|
Don't Even Bother
|
- DEEZ
|
These
|
- DEF
|
Cool, great, excellent
|
- DEFO
|
Definitely
|
- DEGT
|
Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
|
- DEN
|
Then
Private room
|
- DER
|
Duh!
|
- DESI
|
Someone from the Indian subcontinent
|
- DETAI
|
Don't Even Think About It
|
- DF
|
Dumbass Frankenstein
WTF
|
- DFK
|
Deep French Kissing
|
- DFTBA
|
Don't Forget To Be Awesome
|
- DFTT
|
Don't Feed The Troll
|
- DG
|
dont go
|
- DGAF
|
Don't Give A F***
|
- DGOT
|
Don't Go Over There
|
- DGTWM
|
dont go there with me
|
- DH
|
Darling Husband
|
- DHV
|
Demonstration of Higher Value
|
- DHYB
|
Don't Hold Your Breath
|
- DIAF
|
Die In A Fire
|
- DIC
|
Do I Care?
|
- DIGITS
|
Telephone number
|
- DIKU
|
Do I Know You?
|
- DIL
|
Daughter-In-Law
|
- DILF
|
Dad I'd Like to F***
|
- DILIGAF
|
Do I Look Like I Give A F***
|
- DILLIC
|
Does It Look Like I Care
|
- DILLIGAD
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?
|
- DILLIGAF
|
Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
|
- DINK
|
Dual Income No Kids
|
- DIS
|
Did I Say
|
- DISSING
|
Being disrespectful
|
- DISTRO
|
Distribution (software, music, etc)
|
- DITTO
|
The same, me too, I agree
|
- DIY
|
Do It Yourself
|
- DJ
|
Disc Jockey
Dow Jones
Dinner Jacket
|
- DK
|
Don't Know
|
- DKDC
|
Don't Know, Don't Care
|
- DKP
|
Dragon Kill Points (MMORGPs)
|
- DL
|
Download
|
- DLAM
|
Don't Laugh At Me
|
- DM
|
Don't Mind
|
- DMAF
|
dont make a fuss
|
- DMF
|
Dumb Mother F***er
|
- DMG
|
Damage
|
- DMIID
|
Don't Mind If I Do
|
- DMN
|
Damn
|
- DMTA
|
Dirty Minds Think Alike
|
- DMY
|
Don't Mess Yourself
|
- DN
|
Doing Nothing
|
- DND
|
Do Not Disturb
|
- DNDC
|
Don't Know, Don't Care
|
- DNFTT
|
Do Not Feed The Troll
|
- DNM
|
Does Not Matter
Deep and Meaningful
|
- DNO
|
Don't Know
|
- DNPM
|
Darn Near P***** Myself
|
- DNT
|
Don't
|
- DNW
|
Do Not Want
|
- DOA
|
Dead On Arrival
|
- DOC
|
Doctor
Drug of Choice
|
- DOD
|
Day of Defeat
|
- DOE
|
Depends On Experience
|
- DOF
|
Depth of Field
|
- DOHC
|
Dual Overhead Cam
|
- DOL
|
Dying Of Laughter
|
- DOM
|
Domainant person in BDSM
|
- DONK
|
Large bottom
|
- DOOM
|
Classic FPS
|
- DOPE
|
Heroin
Cool, awesome
|
- DOS
|
Disk Operating System
Denial Of Service (attack)
Dad Over Shoulder
|
- DOSH
|
Money
|
- DOT
|
Damage Over Time
|
- DOTA
|
Defence Of The Ancients
|
- DP
|
Display Picture
|
- DPI
|
Dots Per Inch
Don't Push It
|
- DPS
|
Damage Per Second (MMORPG)
|
- DPYN
|
Don't Pick Your Nose
|
- DQ
|
Disqualified
|
- DRO
|
HyDROponically grown marijuana
|
- DROVE
|
Mad, angry
|
- DS
|
darling son
|
- DSD
|
Do Some Damage
|
- DSL
|
Digital Subscriber Line
|
- DT
|
Down Town
|
- DTA
|
Don't Trust Anyone
|
- DTB
|
Don't Text Back
|
- DTE
|
Down To Earth
|
- DTF
|
Down To F***
|
- DTP
|
Disturbing The Peace
|
- DTRT
|
Do The Right Thing
|
- DTT
|
Don't Touch That
|
- DUCWIC
|
Do You See What I See?
|
- DUDE
|
A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters)
|
- DUH
|
Of course
|
- DUI
|
Driving Under the Influence
|
- DUNNO
|
Don't Know
|
- DUTCH
|
Joint
Split the cost
|
- DVD
|
Digital Versatile Disc
|
- DW
|
Don't Worry
|
- DWAI
|
Don't Worry About It
|
- DWBH
|
Don't Worry, Be Happy
|
- DWF
|
Divorced White Female
|
- DWI
|
Deal with it
|
- DWISNWID
|
Do What I Say Not What I Do.
|
- DWL
|
Dying With Laughter
|
- DWM
|
Divorced White Male
|
- DYB
|
Do Your Best
Dumb Young B***h
|
- DYHWIH
|
Do You Hear What I Hear?
|
- DYJ
|
do your job
|
- DYJHIW
|
Don't You Just Hate It When...
|
- DYK
|
Did You Know
|
- DYKE
|
Lesbian
|
- DYLM
|
Do You Love/Like Me?
|
- DYOR
|
Do Your Own Research
|
- E&OE
|
Errors and omissions excluded
|
- E2EG
|
Ear To Ear Grin
|
- EB
|
eyeball
|
- EBONY
|
Dark skin tone
|
- ECO
|
Ecological
Enconomical
|
- EDD
|
Estimated Delivery Date
|
- EDJ
|
Energy Drink Junkie
|
- EEG
|
Extremely Evil Grin
|
- EEPROM
|
Erasable EPROM
|
- EFA
|
Edited For Accuracy
|
- EFF
|
F***
|
- EFFIN
|
F***ing
|
- EG
|
Evil Grin
|
- ELE
|
Everybody Love Everybody
|
- ELLO
|
Hello
|
- ELNS
|
Eller noe sånt (or something like that - Norwegian)
|
- EM
|
E-Mail
|
- EMA
|
E-mail Address
|
- EMO
|
Emotional
|
- ENO
|
Awesome, cool
|
- ENT
|
Isn't
|
- EOC
|
End Of Conversion
|
- EOD
|
End Of Discussion
|
- EOE
|
Equal Opportunity Employer
|
- EOF
|
End Of File
|
- EOL
|
End Of Lecture
|
- EOM
|
End Of Message
|
- EOR
|
End Of Rant
|
- EOS
|
End Of Show
|
- EOT
|
End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)
|
- EOTWAWKI
|
End Of The World As We Know It
|
- EP
|
Extended Play
|
- EPIC FAIL
|
Total failure
|
- EPIN
|
Epic Win
|
- EPROM
|
Electronically Programmable ROM
|
- EQE
|
Easy Quick Efficient
|
- ERP
|
Erotic Role-Play
|
- ESAD
|
Eat S**t And Die
|
- ESC
|
Escape key
|
- ESD
|
Electro-Static Discharge
|
- ESH
|
Donkey (Armenian)
|
- EST
|
Eastern Standard Time
Established
|
- ETA
|
Estimated Time of Arrival
Edited to Add
|
- ETC
|
et cetera (and so on)
|
- ETD
|
Estimated Time of Departure
|
- EVT
|
Ei Voi Tietää (Finnish for 'How Am I Supposed to Know')
|
- EYO
|
Hey, yo(u)
|
- EZ
|
Easy
|
- E_E
|
Tired, exhausted
|
- F
|
F***
|
- F2F
|
Face To Face
|
- F2P
|
Free To Play
Files To Peers
|
- F2T
|
Free To Talk
|
- F9
|
Fine
|
- F@
|
Fat
|
- FA
|
Fat Admirer
F*** All
F***ing Awesome
|
- FAAK
|
Falling Asleep At Keyboard
|
- FACEBOOK
|
A social networking site
|
- FAF
|
Fit as F***
|
- FAFWOA
|
For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
|
- FAG
|
Cigarette
|
- FAI
|
Forget About It
|
- FAM
|
Family
|
- FAMO
|
Friend, dude, family member etc
|
- FAO
|
For Attention Of
|
- FAQ
|
Frequently Asked Question
|
- FAS
|
Funny A$$ S**t
|
- FB
|
Facebook
|
- FBI
|
Federal Bureau of Investigation
|
- FBM
|
Fine By Me
|
- FBSM
|
Full Body Sensual Massage
|
- FBW
|
Fly by wire
|
- FC
|
Fingers Crossed
|
- FCOL
|
For Crying Out Loud
|
- FCUK
|
French Connection United Kingdom
F***
|
- FE
|
Fair Enough
|
- FF
|
Final Fantasy
|
- FFA
|
Free For All
|
- FFS
|
For F**** Sake
|
- FFTL
|
From First To Last (band)
|
- FGS
|
For God's Sake
|
- FGT
|
Faggot
|
- FH
|
F**king Hell
|
- FI
|
Forget It
|
- FIDIOT
|
F***ing Idiot
|
- FIFO
|
First In First Out
|
- FIL
|
Father-in-law
|
- FILO
|
First In, Last out
|
- FIN
|
Finished
|
- FINA
|
About to do (something)
|
- FINNA
|
Going To
|
- FISH
|
First In Still Here
|
- FITB
|
Fill In The Blanks
|
- FITCH
|
F***ing bitch
|
- FK
|
French Kiss
|
- FL
|
Fake Laugh
|
- FLAG
|
Bandana
|
- FLS
|
Flu-Like Symptoms
|
- FMA
|
Full Metal Alchemist
|
- FMCG
|
Fast Moving Consumer Goods
|
- FML
|
F*** My Life
|
- FNA
|
For Necessary Action
|
- FNB
|
Football And Beer
|
- FNE
|
free and easy
|
- FNX
|
Thanks
|
- FO
|
F**k Off
|
- FOA
|
First Of All
|
- FOAD
|
F*** Off And Die
|
- FOAF
|
Friend Of A Friend
|
- FOB
|
Fresh Of |
