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| Other terms relating to 'don't': |
| AUO | I don't know |
| CARE | I don't care |
| DADT | Don't Ask, Don't Tell |
| DAM | Don't Ask Me |
| DAMHIK | Don't Ask Me How I Know |
| DAMHIKT | Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This |
| DAQ | Don't Ask Questions |
| DBAB | Don't Be A Bitch |
| DBD | Don't Be Dumb
Death Before Dishonor |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DBI | Douche Bag Index
Don't Beg It |
| DBNT | Don't Bother Next Time |
| DC | Don't Care |
| DCOI | Don't Count On It |
| DDI | Don't Do It |
| DDT | Don't Do That |
| DEB | Don't Even Bother |
| DEGT | Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it) |
| DET | Don't Even Trip |
| DETAI | Don't Even Think About It |
| DFC | Don't F***ing Care |
| DFI | Don't Force It |
| DFKDFC | Don't F***ing Know, Don't F***ing Care |
| DFLI | Don't Feel Like It |
| DFTBA | Don't Forget To Be Awesome |
| DFTS | Don't Forget to Smile |
| DFTSYP | Don't Forget To Say Your Prayers |
| DFTT | Don't Feed The Troll |
| DG | Don't Go |
| DGAF | Don't Give A F*** |
| DGAS | Don't Give A S**t |
| DGF | Don't Give a F*** |
| DGI | Don't Get Involved
Don't Get It |
| DGMTS | Don't Give Me That S**t |
| DGOT | Don't Go Over There |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DGTWM | Don't Go There With Me |
| DHAFC | Don't Have A F***ing Clue |
| DHMU | Don't Hit Me Up |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DJM | Don't Judge Me |
| DK | Don't Know |
| DKDC | Don't Know, Don't Care |
| DKFS | Don't Know For Sure |
| DKM | Don't Kill Me |
| DKY | Don't Know Yet
Don't Kid Yourself |
| DLAM | Don't Laugh At Me |
| DLB | Don't Look Back |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTBGYD | Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down |
| DLTM | Don't Lie To Me |
| DM | Don't Mind
Doesn't Matter
Direct Message |
| DMAF | Don't Make A Fuss |
| DMI | Don't Mention It |
| DMIID | Don't Mind If I Do |
| DMML | Don't Make Me Laugh |
| DMY | Don't Mess Yourself |
| DNDC | Don't Know, Don't Care |
| DNO | Don't Know |
| DNT | Don't |
| DONNO | I don't know |
| DPI | Dots Per Inch
Don't Push It |
| DPMO | Don't Piss Me Off |
| DPYN | Don't Pick Your Nose |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DTA | Don't Trust Anyone |
| DTB | Don't Text Back |
| DTT | Don't Touch That |
| DTTC | Don't Text The Cell |
| DTTM | Don't Talk To Me |
| DTYT | Don't Take Your Time |
| DUNNO | Don't Know |
| DW | Don't Worry |
| DWAI | Don't Worry About It |
| DWBH | Don't Worry, Be Happy |
| DWBI | Don't Worry 'Bout It |
| DWMT | Don't Waste My Time |
| DWTH | Don't Work Too Hard |
| DWU | Don't Wait Up |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When... |
| FMDIDGAD | Frankly My Dear , I Don't Give A Damn |
| GNSTDLTBBB | Good Night Sleep Tight Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite |
| IDBI | I Don't Believe It |
| IDBY | I Don't Believe You |
| IDEC | I Don't Even Care |
| IDEK | I Don't Even Know |
| IDEKY | I Don't Even Know You |
| IDFC | I Don't F***ing Care |
| IDFG | I Don't Feel Good |
| IDFGAS | I Don't F***ing Give A S**t |
| IDFK | I Don't F***ing Know |
| IDFLI | I Don't Feel Like It |
| IDGAC | I Don't Give A Crap |
| IDGAD | I Don't Give A Damn |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A F*** |
| IDGAFF | I Don't Give A Flying F*** |
| IDGARA | I Don't Give A Rat's A** |
| IDGAS | I Don't Give A S**t |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDHAC | I Don't Have A Clue |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDKE | I Don't Know Either |
| IDKW | I Don't Know Why |
| IDKWTD | I Don't Know What To Do |
| IDKWYM | I Don't Know What You Mean |
| IDKY | I Don't Know Why |
| IDL | I Don't Like ... |
| IDLI | I Don't Like It |
| IDLT | I Don't Like That |
| IDLY | I Don't Love/Like You |
| IDN | I Don't kNow |
| IDR | I Don't Remember |
| IDRC | I Don't Really Care |
| IDRGAF | I Don't Really Give A F*** |
| IDRK | I Don't Really Know |
| IDT | I Don't Think |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IDU | I Don't Understand |
| IDUNNO | I Don't Know |
| IDW | I Don't Want |
| IDWK | I Don't Wanna Know |
| IDWT | I Don't Want To |
| IDWTAI | I Don't Wanna Talk About It |
| IDWTK | I Don't Want to Know |
| IHDK | I Honestly Don't Know |
| IHYDM | I Hope You Don't Mind |
| IJDGAF | I Just Don't Give A F*** |
| IJDK | I Just Don't Know |
| IONO | I Don't Know |
| IRDC | I Really Don't Care |
| IRDGAF | I Really Don't Give A F*** |
| IRDK | I Really Don't Know |
| IYDM | If You Don't Mind |
| LOW IT | Allow It, don't worry |
| LOW KEY | Quiet
Don't tell anyone |
| LOWE | Don't bother, forget it |
| PDBAZ | Please Don't Be A Zombie |
| TKT | Don't worry (French) |
| TMSIDK | Tell Me Something I Don't Know |
| UDK | You Don't Know |
| WDY | Why Don't You? |
| WORDS | Response to something you don't care about |
| YDEK | You Don't Even Know |
| YDK | You Don't Know |
| YDKS | You Don't Know S**t |
| YDMS | You Don't Make Sense |
| YDMT | You Don't Mean That |
| YDS | You Don't Say |
|
| Other terms relating to 'f***': |
| 2FF | Too F***ing Funny |
| 4Q | F*** You |
| AF | Aunt Flo (Menstruation)
As F*** |
| AFD | All F***ing Day |
| AFDN | Any F***ing Day Now |
| AFGO | Another F***ing Growth Opportunity |
| AFT | About F***ing Time |
| AFU | All F***ed Up |
| AMF | Adios, Mother F***er |
| ASAFP | As Soon As F***ing Possible |
| AYFKM | Are You F***ing Kidding Me? |
| AYFS | Are You F***ing Serious |
| BAF | Bored As F*** |
| BAMF | Bad Ass Mother F***er |
| BAQ | Alternative word for f***, s**t, etc |
| BFC | Big F***ing Can (of 32 oz.Monster energy drink) |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal |
| BFFF | Best F***ing Friends Forever |
| BFFFL | Best Friend Forever For Life
Best F***ing Friends For Life |
| BFG | Big Friendly Giant
Big F***ing Gun |
| BFS | Bull F***ing S**t |
| BFU | Butt F***ing Ugly |
| BILF | Brother/Boss I'd Like to F*** |
| BTFO | Back The F*** Off |
| BTFU | Boiler The F*** Up |
| BTFW | By The F***ing Way |
| BUFU | Butt F*** |
| CBF | Can't Be F***ed |
| CBFA | Can't Be F***ing Arsed |
| CBFB | Can't Be F***ing Bothered |
| CDFU | Cracking Da F*** Up |
| CF | Cluster F*** |
| CFM | Come F*** Me |
| CHUCK | Chill as F*** |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F***ing Thing |
| CTFD | Calm The F*** Down |
| CTFO | Chill The F*** Out |
| CTFU | Cracking The F*** Up
Cheer The F*** Up |
| DAF | Drunk As F*** |
| DASF | Drunk As F*** |
| DFC | Don't F***ing Care |
| DFKDFC | Don't F***ing Know, Don't F***ing Care |
| DFL | Dead F***ing Last |
| DGAF | Don't Give A F*** |
| DGF | Don't Give a F*** |
| DHAFC | Don't Have A F***ing Clue |
| DILF | Dad I'd Like to F*** |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F***? |
| DIU | F*** (Cantonese)
Disappointed In You |
| DMF | Dumb Mother F***er |
| DNFD | Do Not F***ing Disturb |
| DO ONE | Go away, f*** off |
| DO1 | Go away, f*** off |
| DTF | Down To F*** |
| DTMFA | Dump The Mother F***ker Already |
| EF | F*** |
| EFF | F*** |
| EFFIN | F***ing |
| EMFDYSI | English, Mother F***ker! Do You Speak It? |
| ESADMF | Eat S**t And Die, Mother F***er |
| F | F*** |
| F&A | Forever and After
F***ing Asshole |
| F***ING A | F***ing Affirmative |
| FA | Fat Admirer
F*** All
F***ing Awesome |
| FAF | Fit As F***
Funny As F*** |
| FAHQ | F*** You |
| FAK | F*** |
| FANTA | F*** And Never Touch Again |
| FATS | F*** All This S**t |
| FB | Facebook
F*** Buddy
F***ing Bitch |
| FBGM | F*** Bitches, Get Money |
| F-BOMB | F*** |
| FBS | F***ing Bulls**t |
| FCUK | French Connection United Kingdom
F*** |
| FDS | F*** Dat S**t |
| FECK | F*** |
| FEEK | Kiss, f*** |
| FFS | For F**** Sake |
| FFT | Fan F***ing Tastic |
| FGI | F***ing Google It |
| FHL | F*** His/Her Life |
| FIA | F*** It All |
| FIDIOT | F***ing Idiot |
| FIDO | F*** It, Drive On |
| FIGJAM | F*** I'm Good, Just Ask Me |
| FIGMO | F*** It, Got My Orders |
| FIIK | F*** If I Know |
| FILF | Father I'd Like to F*** |
| FITCH | F***ing bitch |
| FITFO | Figure It The F*** Out |
| FITH | F***ed In The Head |
| FKN | F***ing |
| FKU | F*** You |
| FLIPPING | Mild version of F***ing |
| FLOVE | F***ing Love |
| FMC | F*** My Computer |
| FMD | F*** Me Dead |
| FMFL | F*** My F***ing Life |
| FML | F*** My Life |
| FMLIA | F***, My Life Is Average |
| FMLL | F*** My Love Life |
| FMMFL | F*** My Mother F***ing Life |
| FMN | F*** Me Now |
| FMP | F*** Me Pumps |
| FMS | F*** Me Sideways |
| FMSL | F*** My Sex Life |
| FN | F***ing |
| F'N | F***ing |
| FNG | F***ing New Guy |
| FO | F*** Off |
| FOAD | F*** Off And Die |
| FOCUS | F*** Off Cause You're Stupid |
| FOD | F*** Off and Die |
| FOFF | F*** Off |
| FOH | F*** Outa Here |
| FOL | F*** Our Lives |
| FOOK | F*** |
| FOYL | F*** Off You Loser |
| FPMSL | F***ing Pissed Myself Lauging |
| FQ | F*** You |
| FRIGGIN | Replacement word for F***ing |
| FS | For Sale
F***s Sake |
| FSS | F***ing Super Sweet |
| FT | F*** That
For Trade |
| FTB | F*** the BS |
| FTBS | F*** This BS |
| FTFA | From The F***ing Article |
| FTFL | For The F***ing Lose |
| FTFO | F*** The F*** Off |
| FTFW | For The F***ing Win |
| FTMFW | For The Mother F***ing Win |
| FTS | F*** This S*** |
| FTW | For The Win
F*** The World |
| FU | F*** You |
| FU2 | F*** You Too |
| FUAH | F*** You Ass Hole |
| FUBR | F***ed Up Beyond Recognition |
| FUDGE | Alternative to F*** |
| FUG | F***ing Ugly |
| FUGLY | F***ing Ugly |
| FUGS | F***ing Ugly |
| FUI | F***ed Up Individual |
| FUK | F*** |
| FUMF | F*** You Mother F***er |
| FUMTU | F***ed Up More Than Usual |
| FUQ | Frequently Unasked Questions
F*** You |
| FURB | F*** You Right Back |
| FUSTER CLUCK | Cluster F*** |
| FUUU | F*** |
| FUV | F*** You Vehicle (derogatory term for SUV) |
| FUX | F*** |
| FVCK | F*** |
| FWM | F*** With Me |
| FY | F*** You |
| FYAD | F*** You And Die |
| FYB | F*** You, Bitch |
| FYF | F*** Your Face |
| FYFI | For Your F***ing Information |
| FYL | F*** Your Life |
| FYS | F*** Yo Shit |
| FYYFF | F*** You, You F***ing F*** |
| GAF | Give A F*** |
| GAFL | Get A F***ing Life |
| GAFMO | Get A F***ing Move On |
| GFAC | Go F*** A Cow |
| GFAD | Go F*** A Duck |
| GFD | God F***ing Damnit |
| GFDI | God F***ing Damn It |
| GFG | Good F***ing Game |
| GFGI | Go F***ing Google It |
| GFL | Good F***ing Luck |
| GFS | Good F***ing Story |
| GFUS | Go F*** Yourself |
| GFYM | Go F*** Your Mother |
| GFYS | Go F*** Yourself |
| GILF | Grandmother I'd Like to F*** |
| GIMF | Google It Mother F***er |
| GMAFB | Give Me A F***ing Break |
| GMFB | Get Money, F*** Bitches |
| GQMF | GQ Mother F***er |
| GTF | Get The F*** |
| GTFA | Get The F*** Away |
| GTFAFM | Get The F*** Away From Me |
| GTFB | Get The F*** Back |
| GTFG | Go To F***ing Google |
| GTFH | Go To F***ing Hell |
| GTFI | Get The F*** In |
| GTFO | Get The F*** Out |
| GTFOH | Get The F*** Out of Here |
| GTFOI | Get The F*** Over It |
| GTFOM | Get The F*** Off Me |
| GTFOOH | Get The F*** Out Of Here |
| GTFU | Grow The F*** Up |
| HAF | Hot As F*** |
| HFN | Hell, F*** No |
| HFS | Holy F***ing S**t |
| HMFIC | Head Mother F***er In Charge |
| HSMF | Holy S**t Mother F***er |
| HTF | How The F***?
Hard To Find |
| HTFDIK | How The F*** Do I Know? |
| HTFU | Hurry The F*** Up |
| HWDP | Huj W Dupe Policji (Polish - F*** the police) |
| IDFC | I Don't F***ing Care |
| IDFGAS | I Don't F***ing Give A S**t |
| IDFK | I Don't F***ing Know |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A F*** |
| IDGAFF | I Don't Give A Flying F*** |
| IDRGAF | I Don't Really Give A F*** |
| IFC | In F***ing Control |
| IFHML | I F***ing Hate My Life |
| IFHY | I F***ing Hate You |
| IFLU | I F***ing Love You |
| IFLY | I F***ing Love You |
| IHNFC | I Have No F***ing Clue |
| IJDGAF | I Just Don't Give A F*** |
| ILF | I'd Like to F*** |
| ILUSFM | I Love You So F***ing Much |
| ILYSFM | I Love You So F***ing Much |
| IMFA | In My F***ing Ass |
| IMFAO | In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion |
| IMFO | In My F***ing Opinion |
| IMYSFM | I Miss You So F***ing Much |
| IRDGAF | I Really Don't Give A F*** |
| IWFU | I Wanna F*** You |
| IWTFY | I Wrote This For You
I Want To F*** You |
| JAFO | Just Another F***ing Observer |
| JBF | Just Been F***ed |
| JFC | Jesus F***ing Christ |
| JFDI | Just F***ing Do It |
| JFGI | Just F***ing Google It |
| JFWY | Just F***ing With You |
| JTFO | Joked The F*** Out |
| KCUF | F*** backwards |
| KMFA | Kiss My F***ing Ass |
| KMFT | Kiss My F***ing Teeth |
| KTFO | Knocked The F*** Out |
| LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And F*** |
| LAMF | Like A Mother F***er |
| LFD | Long F***ing Day |
| LIGAF | Like I Give A F*** |
| LLAMF | Laughing Like A Mother F***er |
| LLF | Laughing Like F*** |
| LMF | Little/Lazy Mother F***ker |
| LMFAO | Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| LMTFA | Leave Me The F*** Alone |
| LOFL | Laughing Out F***ing Loud |
| LSFH | Laughing So F***ing Hard |
| LYSFM | Love You So F***ing Much |
| MF | Mother F***er |
| MFB | Mother F***ing Bitch |
| MFIC | Mother F***er In Charge |
| MFK | Marry, F***, Kill |
| MFN | Mother Freaking, Mother F***ing |
| MIF | Mother I F***ed |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like to F*** |
| MLIF | My Life Is F***ed |
| MMFCL | Much Mother F***ing Clown Love |
| MMFWCL | Much Mother F***ing Wicked Clown Love |
| MOFO | Mother F***er |
| MOFU | Mother F***er |
| MYFB | Mind Your F***ing Business |
| MYOFB | Mind Your Own F***ing Business |
| NAFTA | Nother Afternoon F***ing That Ass
North American Free Trade Agreement |
| NFC | No F***ing Clue
No Fat Chicks |
| NFD | No F***ing Doubt |
| NFG | No F***ing Good |
| NFP | No F***ing Problem |
| NFW | No F****** Way |
| NITFM | Not In The F***ing Mood |
| NMFP | Not My F***ing Problem |
| NOYFB | None Of Your F***ing Business |
| NVFM | Never F***ing Mind |
| OFFS | Oh, For F***'s Sake |
| OFP | Own F***ing Program |
| OFT | Often
Oh, F*** That |
| OFW | Oh F***ing Well |
| OFY | Oh F*** Yeah |
| OMF | Oh My F***
Misspelling of OMG |
| OMFG | Oh My F****ing Gosh |
| OMFW | Oh My F***ing Word |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F***, Barbeque |
| OMMFG | Oh My Mother F***ing God |
| PFM | Please Forgive Me
Pure F***ing Magic |
| PFO | Please F*** Off |
| PTFO | Pass The F*** Out |
| QFMFT | Quoted for Mother F***ing Truth |
| QTF | Quoted For Truth
Quit F***ing Talking |
| RAF | Rough As F*** |
| REAM | F*** |
| REMF | Rear Echelon Mother F***er |
| RFN | Right F***ing Now |
| RMFT | Roll Mother F***ing Tide |
| ROFFL | Rolling On F***ing Floor Laughing |
| ROOT | F*** |
| ROTFLMFAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| RTFA | Read the F***ing Article |
| RTFF | Read The F***ing FAQ |
| RTFQ | Read The F***ing Question |
| RTFS | Read The F***ing Source |
| RUFKM | Are You F***ing Kidding Me |
| SCREW | F*** |
| SDFU | Shut Da F*** Up |
| SFA | Sweet F*** All |
| SFB | So F***ing Bored
S**t For Brains |
| SFD | S**t, F***, Damn |
| SFF | So F***ing Funny |
| SFM | So F***ing Much |
| SFU | So F***ed Up |
| SILF | Sister I'd Like to F*** |
| SMF | Sick/Stupid Mother F***er |
| SMFD | Suck My F***ing Dick |
| SMFH | Shaking My F***ing Head |
| SMMFH | Shaking My Mother F***ing Head |
| SOD | Fool, idiot
General swear word, like F*** |
| SOFA KING | So F***ing |
| STF | Shut The Fuck
Sa Te Fut (F*** you Romanian) |
| STFD | Sit The F*** Down |
| STFG | Search The F***ing Google |
| STFO | Stay The F*** Out |
| STFU | Shut The F*** Up |
| STFUB | Shut The F*** Up, Bitch |
| STFW | Search the F***ing Web
So The F*** What |
| STUFU | Shut The F*** Up |
| SUSFU | Situation Unchanged, Still F***ed Up |
| SWACK | F*** |
| SYFM | Shut Your F***ing Mouth |
| TBFH | To Be F***ing Honest |
| TF | The F*** |
| TFB | Too F***ing Bad |
| TFBS | That's F***ing Bull S**t |
| TFF | Too F***ing Funny |
| TFFS | That's For F***ing Sure |
| TFFT | Thank F*** For That |
| TFG | Thank F***ing God |
| TFIF | Thank F*** It's Friday |
| TFN | Till Further Notice
Total F***ing Nightmare |
| TFW | The F*** What? |
| TIFS | This Is F***ing Stupid |
| TILF | Teacher I'd Like To F*** |
| TMFD | Too Much F***ing Drama |
| TMFI | Too Much F***ing Information |
| TOGTFO | Tits Or Get The F*** Out |
| TSWGAF | Tell Someone Who Gives A F*** |
| TTF | That's The F*** |
| TTIF | Thank F*** It's Friday |
| TWOFT | Total Waste Of F***ing Time |
| UFB | Un F***ing Believable |
| UFI | You F***ing Idiot |
| UNF | Universal Noise of F***ing |
| UP YOURS | Shut up, f*** off |
| UTFG | Use The F***ing Google |
| VSF | Go F*** Yourself in Portuguese |
| WAF | Wack As F*** |
| WAMW | Wish A Motherf***er Would |
| WASF | We Are So F***ed |
| WDF | What Da F*** |
| WF | Wanna F*** |
| WFC | Who F***ing Cares? |
| WFO | Wide F***ing Open |
| WFT | Well F*** That
Misspelling of WTF |
| WGAF | Who Gives A F***? |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying F*** |
| WILF | Wife I'd Like to F*** |
| WOFTAM | Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| WTAF | What The Actual F*** |
| WTF | What The F***? |
| WTFAYD | What The F*** Are You Doing? |
| WTFAYTA | What The F*** Are You Talking About? |
| WTFC | Who the F*** Cares |
| WTFE | What the F*** Ever |
| WTFF | What The F***ing F*** |
| WTFH | What The F***ing Hell? |
| WTFIGO | What The F*** Is Going On? |
| WTFITSTM | What The F*** Is That Supposed To Mean? |
| WTFIUWT | What The F*** Is Up With That? |
| WTFIWWY | What The F*** Is Wrong With You? |
| WTFIYP | What The F*** Is Your Problem? |
| WTFN | Why The F*** Not? |
| WTFO | What The F***, Over |
| WTFRU | Where The F*** Are You? |
| WTFS | What The F***ing S**t |
| WTFU | Wake The F*** Up |
| WTFWJD | What The F*** Would Jesus Do? |
| WTFWT | What The F*** Was That? |
| WTMF | What The Mother F*** |
| WYFP | What's Your F***ing Problem |
| YFF | You F***ing F*** |
| YFI | You F***ing Idiot |
| YFP | Your F***ing Problem |
| YTF | Why The F***? |
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| Other terms relating to 'with': |
| :') | Crying with joy |
| :{) | Happy with a moustache |
| 3 WHEELIN | Driving with one wheel off the ground |
| AAWY | And Also With You |
| ACAPELLA | Vocal music without instruments |
| ASSHAT | One with their head up their ass |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| B) | Smiley with sunglasses |
| BEAR | Large man with body hair |
| BFFWB | Best Friend Forever With Benefits |
| BFWB | Best Friend With Benefits |
| BNWOT | Brand New Without Tags |
| BNWT | Brand New With Tags |
| BONE | Have sex with |
| BTWITIAILWU | By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You |
| BTWITIAILWY | By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You |
| BUTT PIRATE | Man who likes anal sex with another man |
| BWA | Bitch With Attitude |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| CBJ | Covered Blow Job (with condom) |
| CLWY | Can't Live Without You |
| COMMANDO | Without underwear |
| CUWYL | Catch Up With You Later |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later. |
| DGTWM | Don't Go There With Me |
| DO | Have sex with |
| DOGGING | Sex in public with strangers and/or with people watching |
| DONKEY | Girl with a fat ass |
| DWI | Deal with it |
| DWL | Dying With Laughter |
| DWTS | Dancing With The Stars |
| FACE PALM | Slap forehead with the palm of your hand |
| FAFWOA | For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question) |
| FWB | Friends With Benefits |
| FWM | F*** With Me |
| FWP | Friend With Privileges |
| GAL PAL | Man who hangs around with girls |
| GCWOK | Gay Couple Without Kids |
| GINGER | Person with red hair |
| GLWS | Good Luck With Sale |
| GLWT | Good Luck With That |
| GWC | Guy With Camera |
| GWG | Girl With Glasses |
| GWI | Get With It |
| GWP | Gift With Purchase |
| GWTF | Go With The Flow |
| GWTP | Get With The Program |
| HANG | Hang out, spend time with |
| HOBB KNOCKER | Person who has sex with animals |
| HOOCHIE | Over made up woman with trashy dress sense |
| HOOK ME UP | Share with me |
| HUMP | Have sex with |
| HWB | Hottie With Body |
| IAW | In Accordance With
I Agree With |
| IAWTC | I Agree With That/This Comment |
| IAWTCSM | I Agree With This Comment So Much |
| IAWTP | I Agree With This Post |
| ILYWAMH | I Love You With All My Heart |
| ITIAILWY | I Think I Am In Love With You |
| JFWY | Just F***ing With You |
| LOLCAT | Cat picture with silly caption |
| LOLZ | Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm) |
| LOWRIDER | Vehicle with modified suspension often hydraulically controlled |
| LUWAMH | Love You with All My Heart |
| LWM | Laugh With Me |
| LWP | Laughing With Passion |
| MTFBWU | May The Force Be With You |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MTLBWY | May The Lord Be With You |
| MULTI | Player with multiple online accounts |
| MWC | Married With Children |
| MWI | Mad With It (drunk) |
| MYGGWY | May Your God Go With You |
| NTBCW | Not To Be Confused With |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There's Anything Wrong With That |
| NUKE | To attack with a nuclear weapon |
| NWA | Niggaz With Attitudes |
| NWOT | New Without Tags (eBay) |
| NWT | New With Tags |
| OWO | Oral Without (condom) |
| PARTY POOPER | A person who ruins the mood with their attitude |
| PBWU | Peace Be With You |
| PBWY | Peace Be With You |
| PEER TO PEER | Computer network without a central server |
| PEG | Woman with a strap-on dildo buggering a man |
| POCKET DIAL | Accidentally make a call with the phone in your pocket |
| POKE | Have sex with
Contact in Facebook |
| PULL | Make out with |
| PWOR | Proceeding With Orders Recieved |
| RAWDOG | Without a condom |
| RICK ROLL | Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video |
| RWL | Roaring With Laughter |
| S/ | Substitute first word with second |
| SALAD | Sex
Someone you want to have sex with |
| SAMEFAG | Person with multiple aliases on forums |
| SANS | Without (French) |
| SHEMALE | Woman with a penis |
| SKEET | Ejaculate after withdrawal |
| SKETCHBALL | Person involved with sex, drugs and alcohol |
| SKUX | A guy who's good with women |
| SMIZE | Smile with your eyes |
| SPEXY | Sexy with glasses |
| SPRUNG | Obsessed with someone, in love |
| STANDARD | Of course, goes without saying |
| STEEZ | Style with ease |
| STEEZE | Style with ease |
| SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWINGER | Person (often married) who has casual sex with other people |
| TARP | Female with a penis |
| TEN | Person with a perfect body |
| THWU | To Hell With You |
| TTIUWP | This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures |
| TTIWWP | This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures |
| TWAIN | Technology Without An Interesting Name |
| TWOC | Taken Without Owner's Consent |
| TWOP | Television Without Pity |
| TWYL | Talk With You Later |
| VJ | Video Jockey (like DJ with lights and video) |
| W/ | With |
| W/O | Without |
| WADR | With All Due Respect |
| WAMH | With All My Heart |
| WAMHAS | With All My Heart And Soul |
| WAML | With All My Love |
| WAX | Without Any Experience |
| WBR | With Best Regards |
| WEF | With Effect From |
| WID | With |
| WIF | With |
| WIFF | With |
| WIT | With |
| WITH | Where In The Hell |
| WIUWY | What Is Up With You? |
| WIV | With |
| WIWWU | Wish I Was With You |
| WIWWY | What Is Wrong With You? |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! |
| WMP | Windows Media Player
With Much Pleasure |
| WNL | Within Normal Limits |
| WNWY | What's New With You? |
| WOB | Waste Of Bandwith |
| WRT | With Regard To |
| WTBS | With That Being Said |
| WTFIUWT | What The F*** Is Up With That? |
| WTFIWWY | What The F*** Is Wrong With You? |
| WTHIWWY | What The Hell Is Wrong With You? |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WUGOWM | Will You Go Out With Me? |
| WUWT | What's Up With That |
| WUWU | What's Up With You? |
| WWA | Wiggers with attitude |
| WWWY | What's Wrong With You? |
| WYGOWM | Will You Go Out With Me? |
| WYLABOCTGWTR | Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? |
| WYLASOMWTC | Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? |
| WYLSCWTW | Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine? |
| YBWM | You Belong With Me |
| ZONG | BONG with a Z shaped tube |
